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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I think I love you

    But what am I so afraid of?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I think I love you

    But what am I so afraid of?

    that you're not sure of a love there is no cure for?

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    For Lovers

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I think I love you

    But what am I so afraid of?

    that you're not sure of a love there is no cure for?

    Isn't that what life is made of?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    I think your love for me is too real, and that's what frightens you

    preposterous

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    posteriors

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    I would have enjoyed a Stronger then Gravity option.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Love is, apparently, pretty easily effected by grappa.

    My head hurts, and I am very tired this morning.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    the answer.
    Girl I made drink plans for next week with and I decided to bump our date up a week because why wait till her exams are done, that's silly

    We're watching Godzilla vs Megalon aka the worst Godzilla movie at my place and it's gonna be great (I hope)

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    the answer.
    Also I thought "the answer" was a reference to Ronnie James Dio singing "love can be seen as the answer" on Black Sabbath's 'Heaven & Hell' but I guess it isn't

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Have I told
    you lately
    that I love you?

    Have I told you
    there is no one else
    above you?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Girl I made drink plans for next week with and I decided to bump our date up a week because why wait till her exams are done, that's silly

    We're watching Godzilla vs Megalon aka the worst Godzilla movie at my place and it's gonna be great (I hope)

    Terrible monster movies, you say?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Also I thought "the answer" was a reference to Ronnie James Dio singing "love can be seen as the answer" on Black Sabbath's 'Heaven & Hell' but I guess it isn't

    BUT NOBODY BLEEDS FOR THE DANCER

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    So is this love as in intimate love or love as in I love my family.

    Because I chose based on the former.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    the answer.
    Girl I made drink plans for next week with and I decided to bump our date up a week because why wait till her exams are done, that's silly

    We're watching Godzilla vs Megalon aka the worst Godzilla movie at my place and it's gonna be great (I hope)

    Terrible monster movies, you say?

    I've wanted to watch it for a while — ever since I saw it at the video store! This is a perfect opportunity to do so, because she's totally down with bad movies.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Might I also suggest the Gamera films? A low(er)-budget Godzilla ripoff with the goofiest flight style this side of the Pumaman. Friend to children and lovers of bad movies everywhere. I know Walmart used to sell these giant 50-movie DVD collections for $10, at least one of which had several Gamera flicks on it, as well as a ton of other great low-budget sci-fi from the 60's and 70's.

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    the answer.
    I don't remember seeing any Gamera films at the store but I can look. Might be worth investigating for another time.

    You're talking to a Godzilla buff, so... I'm aware of Gamera.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    If nothing else, the MST3K episodes are really easy to find online.

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    One of my friends on Facebook who is in his thirties said he went out to eat by himself last night "in the hopes of finding a woman"

    I don't even know how to start to tell him how wrong everything he just said is

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Nothing stirs my loins more than seeing a man sat eating by himself, pwoar.

    (ps cabsy your tumblr is great).

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    look, when all else fails, looking like a dude on a business trip in a foreign city has GOT to work, right?

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Nothing stirs my loins more than seeing a man sat eating by himself, pwoar.

    Yeah, I'm just constantly fighting 'em off.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Ew, can we please not talk about such unseemly things as loins in here?

    So anyways, about that pickle fork

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    look, when all else fails, looking like a dude on a business trip in a foreign city has GOT to work, right?
    For sure. Who is that guy? He looks so well traveled. He must be on business, he has a job, and the ability to eat! Colour me impressed.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Ew, can we please not talk about such unseemly things as loins in here?

    So anyways, about that pickle fork
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Ew, can we please not talk about such unseemly things as loins in here?

    So anyways, about that pickle fork

    Or tuning fork.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    You guys are making me hungry with your talk about pickles, forks and sirloin

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I may have told this story here before but it's pertinent regardless.

    I wait tables for a living. For two glorious months, there was a man who regularly came in by himself on sunday night around 830 and requested a female server upon being seated every time. Comb over, extremely tight khakis, tie tied too short, etc. He would splay himself out of his chair into the aisle so he could display his cock outline through his pants to whoever was unlucky enough to wait on him.

    Now, in addition to being an unrepentant pig, the guy also ha revolting eating habits. Always requested a whole lemon, cut in half horizontally, for his water. Would eat the complimentary bread loaves like a watermelon: cut it open end to end and ate the inside like a big piece of watermelon, then leave a slobbery crust husk on the table. He would have about 6 of these crust husks by the time he left. Finally he always, without fail, sent his dish back (he ordered the amalfi every time and complained about the sauce every time).

    To top it all off, aside from being a gross sleaze to women and a repulsive obnoxious diner, he also tipped, at most, a dollar. The last straw was when he left one of our waitresses half of a dollar bill and wrote "you were lovely, and you have a great ass." As well as his phone number on it. That half a dollar bill was her tip.

    Fpr the next three weeks I was his designated waiter. I gave him, bar none, the worst service possible without actually spitting in his food/face. He stopped coming in after that.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Uurgh.

    You did good, Clint.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Creepy old guys at work occasnally request "cute workers" to come help them to their car

    So they send me

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    a many splendored thing.
    I can't overstate how nice a long car ride alone with the person you love is. We took a nice little bubble with us to Quebec City and came back the next day. Had good talks the whole way there and back, feel even closer now. Had a bunch of nice dreams about the future we shared with each other.

    My grandfather passed away yesterday, and my girlfriend pretty much immediately took measures to take the day off for the funeral and drive me back up there. Meanwhile, I'm on vacation, so I'm having a really weird week.

    (I'm okay, by the way. I barely knew him. My mom's taking it harder so my biggest concern is giving her support right now.)

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    The last straw was when he left one of our waitresses half of a dollar bill and wrote "you were lovely, and you have a great ass." As well as his phone number on it. That half a dollar bill was her tip.

    It's an interesting experience to vomit with rage; thank you for that, Clint.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Yeah..... I would not leave that as a tip or comment.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Yeah..... I would not leave that as a tip or comment.

    That's a very polite reaction to a disgusting situation.

    Almost Canadian-polite.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    I think I'd like to shit on his head and light the turd on fire
    And then also the feces on his head


    Boy I'm feeling crass tonight

    Tam on
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    the answer.
    Ah yes, "Show kindness to your enemy, and you will heap turds of fire upon his head."

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    Ov3rchargeOv3rcharge R.I.P. Mass Effect You were dead to me for yearsRegistered User regular
    Getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I thought it was Show Kindness to you enemy as they will least expect it.

    The other day at the grocery store I saw on a board a letter with a bunch of pics on it
    The letter stated they got STD from one of them and gave it to the rest
    It was recently one of the most bizarre things I had seen
    Why would be so hard to discreetly tell these people what went on rather and post it pubically for all to see?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Brainleech wrote: »
    post it pubically

    That's what caused the problem in the first place I think

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    the answer.
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I thought it was Show Kindness to you enemy as they will least expect it.
    I'm paraphrasing a proverb from, well, Proverbs. I've only replaced one word.
    I'm not going to tell you which one.
    Alright, it is 'burning coals' in the original proverb.

    Gvzbgul on
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