It's Cinco de Mayo! Which roughly translates to "That day in America everyone does shots of tequila, drinks Corona (optional), and overall gets flat out drunk.
It's also my birthday! But as a cruel twist of fate, I can't drink not even once. So you have to drink even more!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Talk about yonder plans of nighttime festivities that you shall attend! Discuss drunken stories of ribaldry! Etc.! It's Cinco de Mayo! The day we stole from Mexican culture to turn into a day where we just flat out drink!
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I will probably eat a burrito
Your opinion is bad.
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because it is very good
not because it's cinco de mayo, though, that's just what i eat
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Total Wine sells it.
Nawww, there are at least 5 beers in any given store that are way better
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This is not anywhere near true in Chicagoland/NWI/SWMI.
It's probably not even true in Florida.
Do they not sell Dos Equis there? Because Dos Equis is better than Corona, if we're just talking mass-market Mexican style beers.
I've had both and I strenuously disagree
ARE YOU PUTTING THE LIME IN IT
TRY IT WITH THE LIME,,,,,
Happy Birthday Munkus.
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It's one of our fancy beers
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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You gotta try this Belgian ale!
Tuesday is a dumb day to have a drinking holiday occur on.
Actually, Heineken is the worst beer. Corona is second worst.
landshark is what corona wants to be
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I'm going to a concert, and forgot what today was.
People in this city lose their minds on holidays like this and I'd rather not be in the middle of it.
But Corona tastes like the urine of satan after he's been eating asparagus.
No. That's Sam Adams Irish Red.
http://zinnedproject.org/2012/05/rethinking-cinco-de-mayo/
Satans..... hints.....
Every last one is hard as a rock and unripe.