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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
edited May 2015 in Social Entropy++
for me it's Marry Little Debbie (snack cakes), Fuck Smuckers (jams and jellies and such), Kill Coke (the soda guys, yeah?)

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Marry Diet Coke, Fuck Diet Coke, Kill Pepsi

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Now, are we MFK-ing the idea of brands, or the products of those brands?

  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    i went with idea of

    but you if want to go the other way thats cool too



    smuckers is such a dirty boy...

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Marry Laphroaig, fuck Bruch Laddich, kill self.

    Fuck off and die.
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Marry Tesla
    Fuck Apple
    Kill Koch Industries

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry Dr. Pepper
    Fuck the Occulus Rift
    Kill @Abracadaniel for posting that before I could. :heartbeat:

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Nintendo Fuck Samsung Kill Apple

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    None of these make any sense to me

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Marry Google (young, inventive, fun-loving, rich as fuck)
    Fuck Lamborghini (everything they do is ridiculously sexy and very high performance)
    Kill Blackwater (because seriously, a literal mercenary army? GTFO and never come back)

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Marry Costco
    Fuck Chipotle
    Kill McDonald's

    ...

    I might just be hungry.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    tynic on
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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    Corporations are people, friend!

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    MFK Robot edition:

    Marry: NASA (Mars Curiosity Rover) (I like to travel)
    Fuck: Boston Dynamics (dangerous but sexy)
    Kill: Hanson Robotics. No wait, Aldebaran. No, wait Geminoid ok there are officially too many creepy and annoying robots around

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    Corporations are people, friend!

    yes, but are brands corporations?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Poor Robothespian is just standing there being all charming and shit and nobody's giving him a second thought...

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    having sex with your own robot is creepily close to incest

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    That doesn't change Robothespian's feelings

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Marry Microsoft
    Fuck Nintendo
    Kill Sony

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    Coran Attack!
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Kill Lil Debbie, that shits gross

    Don't care about the other two

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Are Star Crunches Lil Debbie?

    Don't take away my Star Crunches.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    I've always read the MFK stuff as
    Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
    Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
    Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.

    Nintendo
    Sony
    3DO

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    can we kill russell brand

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Marry Cadbury
    Fuck In n Out
    Kill Daily Mail

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    3DO?

    But they did Might & Magic and BattleTanx...

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    can we kill russell brand

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKDKt0lh3Y0

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Fuck little ceasar
    Marry Dominos
    Kill Papa John and Pizza Hut

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    can we kill russell brand

    I would do all three to Russell Brand tbh
    Kevin Crist wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    I've always read the MFK stuff as
    Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
    Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
    Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.

    yes I know what words mean

    I'm asking about temporal logistics.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    put me on the kill list

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Marry Seattle
    Fuck New York
    Kill Los Angeles

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Fuck Barilla
    Marry Classico
    Kill Ragu

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Marry Brand X
    Fuck Brand X
    Kill a perfectly good bag of chips

    https://youtu.be/n2TV4lupHME

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Um

    Hmm

    Huh.

    Marry... Phaidon?

    Fuck... Nobrow Press?

    Kill... the idea of Oyster?

    #badatthis

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Marry Brand X
    Fuck Brand X
    Kill a perfectly good bag of chips

    https://youtu.be/n2TV4lupHME

    Ok I've seen enough of this movie to know that its bad, but who thought this was ok? The character models are all hurky and jerky and creepy

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    you really should see the whole thing

    it's my absolute favorite so-bad-it's-good movie

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Marry A&W Restaurant

    Fuck
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

    Kill McDonalds

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Marry: Nintendo
    Fuck: Square-Enix
    Kill: Koch Industries

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Fuck Barilla
    Marry Classico
    Kill Ragu

    Yo dawg, if you aren't marrying Newmans Own, then I don't know what to say to you. That Sockarooni is the best sauce at the store.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Marry those temporary water tattoos
    Fuck tattoo
    Kill actual hot iron branding

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