Marry Dr. Pepper
Fuck the Occulus Rift
Kill @Abracadaniel for posting that before I could. :heartbeat:
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Marry Nintendo Fuck Samsung Kill Apple
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
None of these make any sense to me
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Marry Google (young, inventive, fun-loving, rich as fuck)
Fuck Lamborghini (everything they do is ridiculously sexy and very high performance)
Kill Blackwater (because seriously, a literal mercenary army? GTFO and never come back)
what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
Marry: NASA (Mars Curiosity Rover) (I like to travel)
Fuck: Boston Dynamics (dangerous but sexy)
Kill: Hanson Robotics. No wait, Aldebaran. No, wait Geminoid ok there are officially too many creepy and annoying robots around
what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
I've always read the MFK stuff as
Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.
what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
I've always read the MFK stuff as
Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.
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but you if want to go the other way thats cool too
smuckers is such a dirty boy...
Fuck Apple
Kill Koch Industries
Fuck the Occulus Rift
Kill @Abracadaniel for posting that before I could. :heartbeat:
Fuck Lamborghini (everything they do is ridiculously sexy and very high performance)
Kill Blackwater (because seriously, a literal mercenary army? GTFO and never come back)
Fuck Chipotle
Kill McDonald's
...
I might just be hungry.
... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.
Corporations are people, friend!
Marry: NASA (Mars Curiosity Rover) (I like to travel)
Fuck: Boston Dynamics (dangerous but sexy)
Kill: Hanson Robotics. No wait, Aldebaran. No, wait Geminoid ok there are officially too many creepy and annoying robots around
yes, but are brands corporations?
Fuck Nintendo
Kill Sony
Coran Attack!
Don't care about the other two
Don't take away my Star Crunches.
I've always read the MFK stuff as
Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.
Nintendo
Sony
3DO
Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
Fuck In n Out
Kill Daily Mail
But they did Might & Magic and BattleTanx...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKDKt0lh3Y0
Marry Dominos
Kill Papa John and Pizza Hut
I would do all three to Russell Brand tbh
yes I know what words mean
I'm asking about temporal logistics.
Fuck New York
Kill Los Angeles
Marry Classico
Kill Ragu
Fuck Brand X
Kill a perfectly good bag of chips
https://youtu.be/n2TV4lupHME
Hmm
Huh.
Marry... Phaidon?
Fuck... Nobrow Press?
Kill... the idea of Oyster?
#badatthis
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Ok I've seen enough of this movie to know that its bad, but who thought this was ok? The character models are all hurky and jerky and creepy
it's my absolute favorite so-bad-it's-good movie
Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
Kill McDonalds
Fuck: Square-Enix
Kill: Koch Industries
Yo dawg, if you aren't marrying Newmans Own, then I don't know what to say to you. That Sockarooni is the best sauce at the store.
but they're listening to every word I say
Fuck tattoo
Kill actual hot iron branding