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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Marry Bethesda
    Fuck Hello Games
    Kill EA

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Bethesda and Hello Games might switch places when No Man's Sky actually comes out

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

    Spoken like me before I tried that Newmans own one. For real.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Marry Wine
    Fuck Whiskey
    Kill Vermouth

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nooooo i love all my alcohol equally

    well except for Cinar. That shit can get fucked.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is insane.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    nooooo i love all my alcohol equally

    well except for Cinar. That shit can get fucked.

    Vermouth is sin. Not even a fun one!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Beer
    Fuck Beer
    Kill Heineken

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    This is insane.

    I thought for sure this thread was going to get locked.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I'd be suspicious, but google don't need any more information. That ship has sailed and we're all data points in the algebra of complacency.

    Fuck off and die.
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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Marry Jazz
    Fuck Funk
    Kill ICP

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

    Spoken like me before I tried that Newmans own one. For real.

    Fuck newmans own for the flavor

    Marry newmans own for donating their profits

    Kill Ragu because its salt liquid, wtf even is that shit, barf

    XBL-Dug Danger WiiU-DugDanger Steam-http://steamcommunity.com/id/DugDanger/
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Fuck:
    http://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw

    Marry:
    http://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw

    Kill:
    http://youtu.be/V-fRuoMIfpw

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Marry Hugo
    Fuck Gief
    Kill Blanka

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    Steam: YOU FACE JARAXXUS| Twitch.tv: CainLoveless
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Marry Mariano's
    Fuck Trader Joes
    Kill Whole Foods

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    Marry Ridcully, Fuck Diablo 3 Wizard, Kill Mathemagicians

    https://twitter.com/higgs_bozo
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry of the Coast
    Fuck of Oz
    Kill of Waverly Place

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry of the Coast
    Fuck of Oz
    Kill of Waverly Place

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Marry Rincewind ('cos I'd never see him again), fuck Merlin ('cos he'd forget about it afterwards), kill, I dunno, it's probably easier to think of wizards who you wouldn't want to kill.
    Exhibit A:
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Marry Divorce
    Fuck Celibacy
    Kill Immortality

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    Marry SMALL romance wizard

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fuck Dr. Strange
    Marry Gandalf
    Kill Nick Cage from that Sorceror's Apprentice Movie

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.

    Goatmon on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Marry Morrigan, Fuck Vivienne, Kill Solas

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR
    incidentally:
    Fuck Ravenclaw
    Marry Hufflepuff
    Kill Slytherin
    I must stress that I am only talking about the abstract idea of the houses.

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    BhowBhow Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.Registered User regular
    Marry Pratchett
    Fuck Pynchon
    Kill Meyer

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Radagast - he seems like he'd be a good husband
    Fuck Sarumon - You know that dude be wild in the sack
    Kill Gandalf - He'll just come back better than before anyway.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Marry Dr. Orpheous
    Fuck Ganondorf
    Kill the Wizard of Oz

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Marry Radagast - he seems like he'd be a good husband
    Fuck Sarumon - You know that dude be wild in the sack
    Kill Gandalf - He'll just come back better than before anyway.

    Fuck Gandalf the grey
    Marry Gandalf the white
    Kill Sarumon ('coz he's a right cock)

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Fuck movie Harry
    Marry book Harry
    Kill tumblr Harry

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    Steam ID - VeldrinD | SS Post | Wishlist
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    no love for the Merlin from Sword in the Stone up in this thread

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Never fuck a wizard

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Marry original Skittles
    Kill green apple Skittles
    Fuck all y'all

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Marry Luna
    Fuck Snape
    Kill HARRY POTTER

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS

    I DO WHAT I WANT, BLANK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Kill all wizards.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kill all wizards.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
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    @Brovid Hasselsmof

    JoeUser on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry - Wizard of Oz
    Fuck - Oz the TV Show
    Kill - Dr. Oz

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