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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Marry Yennifer
    Fuck Triss
    Kill Phillippa

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    marry Dark Confidant

    fuck Boros Reckoner

    kill Snapcaster Mage

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Elminster
    Fuck Bigby
    Kill Raistlin

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Marry Nanny Ogg
    Fuck Fleur Delacour
    Kill Ridcully (So Ponder Stibbons can actually get stuff done for once)

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This is a bad place

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This is a bad place

    this thread, this forum, the internet, or the planet at large

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Marry Eddie Izzard
    Fuck the Blizzard from Dairy Queen
    Kill with word Gizzard

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Marry - Wizard of Oz
    Fuck - Oz the TV Show
    Kill - Dr. Oz

    Where does the masterpiece sequel "Return to Oz" categorize here

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This is a bad place

    this thread, this forum, the internet, or the planet at large

    Yes


    PSN- AHermano
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I can think of plenty of wizards to fuck or kill, but none that I want to marry.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I would marry the Genie from I Dream of Genie

    does she count as a wizard???

    guys

    are genies wizards I need to know

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    The only overlap between Wizards and Genies I can think of is Jafar from Aladdin. But if you're into that kind of cadaverous sleazeball look, I'm not gonna judge...

    Desert Leviathan on
    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Fuck - Mage: the Awakening
    Marry - Ars Magica
    Kill - Mage: the Ascension

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Genies are not Wizards, but you can be both a wizard and a genie.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Genies are not Wizards, but you can be both a wizard and a genie.

    A gizzard

    or a weenie

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Fuck The Magician from Futurama

    Marry Dr Orpheus

    Kill the Wwwyzzerdd

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Marry this Wizard.

    Kevin Crist on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Kill Irenicus

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    It's in the dictionary now!

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Fuck: Elminster
    Marry: Irenicus
    Kill: Raistlin

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Alright, I figured one out.

    Marry: Mr. Wizard
    Fuck: Huntress Wizard
    Kill: Fred Savage

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    But Fred Savage wasn't The Wizard

    That was his younger brother in the film

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    You're right.

    But I still stand by my previous statement.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    Fuck off and die.
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies

    Kadith on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    They're pictures, people! They're morally neutral, like going to war over oil.

    Fuck off and die.
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies

    I especially like nature selfies or selfies of animals running around having fun but urban landscape selfies are cool too

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies
    selfies of animals running around having fun

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    @Odin ??

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    @Odin ??

    Like we wouldn't marry him, he's a rad as heck (see sig below)!!

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Marry- the pinball wizard (there has to be a twist, pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist) :winky:

    Fuck - the Magic Man in Adventure Time. In the figurative sense. What a jerk.

    Kill - Cheez Whiz. It is the worst Wiz.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    isn't @Usagi a wizard?

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    isn't @Usagi a wizard?

    feminazghul actually

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Yes
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That's not a Lamborghini

    I thought wizards rode Lambos

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Wizards ride whatever they want, really

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    including

    your mom

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