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"Bad" food thread. Komm Süsser Tod

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter half baked ice cream is amazing. I am in a good ice cream zone right now

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    I mean is it even ghosting if it's a half hour later?

    Look man,
    I can't actually read

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular

    Man, talk about ghosting
    It's in the dang thread title

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    I can'r keep up to date with all these food news man

    I am but a man, dawg

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  • Ov3rchargeOv3rcharge R.I.P. Mass Effect You were dead to me for yearsRegistered User regular
    It's midnight, I have a midterm in the morning and all I want is to go out and get a big greasy double burger and large fries.
    Fuck you people.
    Each and every one of you in this god damned thread.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Them cutting back the drive thru menu is disappointing. The only thing I ever get from mcdonalds is their grilled ranch snack wraps.

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    McDoubles 4eva

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    McDoubles 4eva
    McChickens ain't bad either

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Goddammit it's 2 in the morning and I could really go for a Red Robin burger right now

    And bottomless steak fries
    Not quite bottomless, but I've seen Red Robin's steak fries in the potato section of the frozen food aisle at Wal-Mart.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    So my work colleague just dumped a present on my desk today and inside was

    this
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    Milk chocolate with oreo fragments, cookie dough pellets and brownie crust.

    and this
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    White chocolate with nerds, popping candy, jellies and sherbert.

    and about ten of these
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    Double milk/white choc coated oreos.

    The last of which I just had four of.

    I'm overflowing with delicious shame and regret and every noise suddenly sounds just slightly too pitchy help

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Furiously begins to google Chocolab and delivery charges

    edit: Ok Chocolate Lab dogs, I love you and all, but fuck off I'm trying to find chocolate here!

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    balerbower wrote: »
    no offense to the light skinned peeps here

    but whenever i step into a chick fil a, the first thing i notice is just how white everyone is, like super white, like they all stepped out of a 1950s family sitcom

    it really is unsettling

    Are you sure that isn't just a regional thing? The Chik Fil A in the mall near me is chock full of black people and it's a pretty mixed race mall.

    The local chick fil a hired high schoolers of a certain gpa. I dont know if that was common but it felt like common practice.

    Well, given some of the behavior we occasionally see with McDonalds part time employees, I certainly don't blame them for wanting to pick someone who isn't going to lose their shit, or walk off the job or sell drugs in the drive through.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular

    This made me realize that I have never, while personally behind the wheel, used a drive thru. I just don't like them. I'd rather order at the counter, even if I am getting the food to go. Though I'd still rather just eat there.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So my work colleague just dumped a present on my desk today and inside was

    this
    9AX6aor.jpg
    Milk chocolate with oreo fragments, cookie dough pellets and brownie crust.

    and this
    D0gqNca.jpg
    White chocolate with nerds, popping candy, jellies and sherbert.

    and about ten of these
    mRai8kR.jpg
    Double milk/white choc coated oreos.

    The last of which I just had four of.

    I'm overflowing with delicious shame and regret and every noise suddenly sounds just slightly too pitchy help

    Oh man, if someone did that to me it would be a declaration of war, since i hate chocolate.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    Woah there are others?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I hate chocolate so much.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I'll take any dark chocolate you don't want.

    Fixed for me.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    A guy in my office has taken it upon himself to consume ten McDonalds cheeseburgers by the end of the day, to beat somebody else's record.

    He's up to eight and a half, and sweating meat juices.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    The thing about eating contests with fast food is whatever your eating stops tasting good after like the third one. We used to try and have Taco Bell taco eating contests in high school and most everyone would tap out well before they were truly full.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Not always true. I've seen the same kind of eating contest and I know a guy that ate 20 bean burreto's from taco bell on a dare, then wanted more.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Not always true. I've seen the same kind of eating contest and I know a guy that ate 20 bean burreto's from taco bell on a dare, then wanted more.

    tis no man, but a remorseless eating machine. yarr

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    A guy in my office has taken it upon himself to consume ten McDonalds cheeseburgers by the end of the day, to beat somebody else's record.

    He's up to eight and a half, and sweating meat juices.

    Like the small value menu ones?

    That sounds like the easiest thing ever.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    A guy in my office has taken it upon himself to consume ten McDonalds cheeseburgers by the end of the day, to beat somebody else's record.

    He's up to eight and a half, and sweating meat juices.

    Like the small value menu ones?

    That sounds like the easiest thing ever.

    Yeah, the poundsaver ones.

    I think the main impediment to the goal is the feeling of regret and shame as he catches his reflection in his computer monitor.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    A guy in my office has taken it upon himself to consume ten McDonalds cheeseburgers by the end of the day, to beat somebody else's record.

    He's up to eight and a half, and sweating meat juices.

    Like the small value menu ones?

    That sounds like the easiest thing ever.

    Yeah, the poundsaver ones.

    I think the main impediment to the goal is the feeling of regret and shame as he catches his reflection in his computer monitor.

    That fuckin' noob.

    I get that a dozen times a day minimum!

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Petition to rename value menu "Regretful Choices"

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Like, let's get real here.

    There have been days where I have eaten two double cheesburgers a quarter pounder with cheese and large fries as a single meal, because I am an awful shitperson, it wasn't hard, so I can't really imagine 10 regular cheeseburgers being significantly harder if I had the entire day to work on them.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    Petition to rename value menu "Regretful Choices"

    I remember in college one year I was working an assembly line-style job over the summer, and one of my friends there would pretty routinely go to the nearest place for lunch and get like 3 sandwiches off of the dollar menu because he "didn't want to waste any time with those fries and drinks, those are just filler."

    I wonder how he's holding up now.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, those drinks and fries, just filler man.

    Unlike the shitburgers. Those are jam packed with what the growing shitperson needs. Like shit. And shittier shit.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    When my dad was in the Navy and burning calories like crazy, he and a load of guys from his... platoon (squad? unit? phalanx?) decided to eat a menu's worth of McDonalds each.

    This meant eating each burger individually, then each meal deal.

    Only one of them made it.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    I was on board until you said "each"

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    When my dad was in the Navy and burning calories like crazy, he and a load of guys from his... platoon (squad? unit? phalanx?) decided to eat a menu's worth of McDonalds each.

    This meant eating each burger individually, then each meal deal.

    Only one of them made it.

    Now the question is if he was truly the "winner."

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Farangu wrote: »
    Petition to rename value menu "Regretful Choices"

    I remember in college one year I was working an assembly line-style job over the summer, and one of my friends there would pretty routinely go to the nearest place for lunch and get like 3 sandwiches off of the dollar menu because he "didn't want to waste any time with those fries and drinks, those are just filler."

    I wonder how he's holding up now.

    Eh, he's kind of not wrong? I mean, the sandwiches at least ideally have protein and veggies and something going on, when the fries are just fat and salt and soda is as empty as calories get.

    I mean 3 sandwiches is obvioualy ridiculous, and what constituted those three sandwiches is obviously a big deal. But dropping fries and soda is a great way to cut empty calories.

  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    Sandwiches from a place called California Sandwiches. Is that a "style" that I've just never heard about? Is there a way to make a sandwich California style? There are about 12 different locations in and around Toronto, ON., and they're run by a Portuguese family.

    I don't think I can convey just how big these sandwiches are. Each half is as big as one of my fists. I don't like a whole lot of toppings in my chicken parm sandwich, but my friend got a pork schnitzel with jalapeno and onion and they are not afraid to pile on the toppings. This is easily my favourite place to get sandwiches when I'm feeling the urge for something that's a cut above typical fast food.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    My "I'm celebrating the day with a treat / feel shitty so deserve to eat shittily" McD order is two double cheeseburgers, six nuggets and a tub of sweet chilli sauce.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    ''california style'' is anything with cilantro and avocado/guacamole on it and I *HATE* it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My "I'm celebrating the day with a treat / feel shitty so deserve to eat shittily" McD order is two double cheeseburgers, six nuggets and a tub of sweet chilli sauce.

    Mine is "I'm eating at Hardee's."

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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    ''california style'' is anything with cilantro and avocado/guacamole on it and I *HATE* it.

    Huh, yeah, not a fan of cilantro. They definitely don't put that on any sandwich arbitrarily. Guess its just a name the owners thought would sound good to a bunch of big city folk.

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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    My "I'm celebrating the day with a treat / feel shitty so deserve to eat shittily" McD order is two double cheeseburgers, six nuggets and a tub of sweet chilli sauce.

    Mine is "I'm eating at Hardee's."

    Toronto just opened a couple of Carl's Jr. locations not too long ago. I haven't been there to eat yet. Or to the Wahlburgers either. So many places to try.

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