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"Bad" food thread. Komm Süsser Tod

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Spin the wheel, raggedy mod

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Wheel of obesity, turn, turn, turn,

    Show us the meal to make our stomachs churn.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    The wheel spins and spins, your stomache growls
    It begins to slow, passing Kraft Mac and Cheese
    whisking over K F C.
    You sigh relief as it inches past
    Having Extra Catchup, with deep fried rat
    It ticks again, one final time,
    you read the words, where you will dine
    Five Guys and fries. and fries and fries.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Oh shitty food thread
    What do you say
    About the crappy thing
    i should eat today?

    Chicken fries

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Buffalo Wild Wings boneless.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Buffalo Wild Wings boneless.

    If you'd looked at the prior thread you would know BF likes bone-in wings

    I never forget when somebody is spot on about food

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Are chicken fries as disgusting as they look?

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Nooooooo

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Madican wrote: »
    Buffalo Wild Wings boneless.
    Bone In

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Why do people like bone-in wings

    Why do you like less food

  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    I'm going to put disgusting tacos into my body and no one can stop me.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Just saying since it's Boneless Thursday. You want Bone-In you should have had this choice on Tuesday.

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    I kinda want to buy a Taco Box from Taco Bell and eat the whole thing

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Why do people like bone-in wings

    Why do you like less food

    Because I want wings, not chicken breast

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Why do people like bone-in wings

    Why do you like less food

    Quality over quantity

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Why do people like bone-in wings

    Why do you like less food

    Though as an addendum to this, I never quite understood why places will offer both boneless wings and chicken fingers

    Boneless wings basically are fingers, except they're smaller

    Buffalo fingers all the way

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Chicken don't have fingers. You're being lied to.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Why do people like bone-in wings

    Why do you like less food

    Though as an addendum to this, I never quite understood why places will offer both boneless wings and chicken fingers

    Boneless wings basically are fingers, except they're smaller

    Buffalo fingers all the way

    I'm fine with never referring to them as wings again, and you can enjoy your fingers and I can enjoy my wings

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Neither do buffalo for that matter.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I honestly can't taste the difference between any of the three

    Just that bone-in is more annoying to eat

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    cr0w wrote: »
    Found a place in Pearland Goddamn Texas that serves legitimate Chicago Italian Beef sandwiches. Dipped.

    Someone help me, I may never return.

    I uh.

    I assume you've gone to the heaven that is Killen's BBQ?

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I honestly can't taste the difference between any of the three

    Just that bone-in is more annoying to eat

    Then your taste buds are broken

    Wing meat is vastly different from breast meat

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Neither do buffalo for that matter.

    I dunno man, I've seen some buffalo, AND I'M A LITTLE SKEPTICAL ON THE WING CLAIM, TOO.

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait how the fuck is McDonald's doing so poorly, financially
    Madican wrote: »
    turtleant wrote: »
    You want a McWrap?

    No.

    Pretty self evident.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    they're both white meat, but yeah they taste different

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Well yeah they all get cut off at birth because they're an extraneous body part.

    Be thankful buffalo can't fly, those things produce a lot of turds.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I honestly can't taste the difference between any of the three

    Just that bone-in is more annoying to eat

    Then your taste buds are broken

    Wing meat is vastly different from breast meat

    If I'm eating them plain, sure, I can tell the difference

    As soon as buffalo sauce enters the equation, nope

    It's like A1 or ranch, it just overpowers everything

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Are chicken fries as disgusting as they look?

    As a chicken delivery system they are sub par, if you're being generous.
    As a breading and dip delivery system, they are sublime. Deep fried breading with just the faintist hint of chicken and a rough, porous exterior that practically soaks up the sauce of your choice.

    So, if you're not looking to eat chicken, chicken fries may be your thing.

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Buffalo Wild Wings boneless.
    Bonin'

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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    When I was younger, my mom would take pizza dough (homemade or premade at a store, doesn't matter) and tear small handfuls of the dough apart and make little donuts out of them. Then she'd fry them up on a pan and make a small saucepot of amazing tomato sauce (lots of onion) which was a bit tastier than your basic pizza sauce.

    Apparently this is called fritelli or crispelli? Shit, I need to make some now. Mother's day just passed and I need to do her memory some serious justice.

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Shitty food of the night selected. Dominos pizza with pepperoni, spicy sausage, and chicken. Oh and cheesy bread stiffed with bacon and jalapeños.

  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    Oh shitty food thread
    What do you say
    About the crappy thing
    i should eat today?

    kfc double down
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    or the Luther
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HffOj--p9bU

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Double Down hash?!

  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    its like going through the looking glass. the starch is on the inside!

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Madness, a chicken sandwich is not a burger, it's a sandwich.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Shitty food of the night selected. Dominos pizza with pepperoni, spicy sausage, and chicken. Oh and cheesy bread stiffed with bacon and jalapeños.

    Yeah get that bread nice and stiffed. That's how daddy likes it

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I kinda want to buy a Taco Box from Taco Bell and eat the whole thing

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I kinda want to buy a Taco Box from Taco Bell and eat the whole thing


    That's not Whomp.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Taco Bell has added nachos that use potato crisps (like chips but less salty and a bit thicker) instead of tortilla chips and I super dig it

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Chicken fries are a scam and you are being taken for a ride if you buy them

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