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Online ticket sites can't keep up with the [Star Wars] hype. New trailer in OP!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    The best synopsis of the original movie is of course
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

  • worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
    in case you needed a refresher on all the alien races in Star Wars
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-R070qHYw

    holy shit

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    that video's so stupid why is it so fucking funny

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    It's because he's actually close for a lot of those names

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    One of my favourite SW vids

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Lurk Skywalter broke me

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  • CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    I have a confession. The Force Unleashed 2 is really entertaining.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    you realize this is not a confessional and we are not obligated to keep this secret

  • CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    I...

    I will have to accept that

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Clickhole is great

    Clickhole is fucking fantastic, but even they don't have a career batting average of 1.000...

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular


    Also confirmed is Ben Mendehlson as the villain of the movie

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »


    Also confirmed is Ben Mendehlson as the villain of the movie

    Man I hope the villain is just some high ranking Imperial Officer Counterespionage guy. And he should wear a standard Imperial Officer's uniform the whole time.

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  • CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »


    Also confirmed is Ben Mendehlson as the villain of the movie

    I can only ever remember seeing that guy in Open Range. That was a while ago so can't really form an opinion on his talent as an actor.

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Should I feel bad for neither knowing Mendelsohn nor Luna?
    I know Felicity Jones, but only because pretty actresses pop up in headlines more often

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I need to pick up the latest issue of that this weekend...

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    I have a feeling Creepio is in for a very messy end.

    But it will be hilarious.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    whoa, creepio is canon!?

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    whoa, creepio is canon!?

    He's called triple-O, and yes.

    Kieron Gillen's Darth Vader is a wonderful, wonderful comic.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Hey Star Wars thread

    Two things

    1) I'm bummed to hear about that 'N Sync stuff because I would have loved to see Jedi Justin Timberlake

    2) Anyone here check out that Topps Star Wars trading card app on iOS/Android? It's kinda neat!

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ok so, I have a cousin. I forget how old he is, preschool maybe kindergarten.

    He is outside the hotel room at a wedding YELLING about these God DAMNED lemon drops, who wants the lemon drops? Do you want some lemon drops? Eventually I step outside because holy shit it was annoying.

    There are an open box of lemon drops on the floor and he is dancing around them.

    So I stop him. Say "If you pick those up and throw them away, I will answer any question you want. Give you one fun fact." His eyes beam. He picks it up, runs into the room with his parents, comes back out.

    Asks me straight to my face: Why is Boba Fett your favorite Star Wars character?

    And then I had at least an hour of this kid quizzing me on Star Wars. I had to tell him what an AT-AT was, how to pronounce it, what it stood for, proved to him that Empire is better than phantom menace by asking him if the AT-ATs looked 'more real' than Jar-Jar. He asked me who my favorite Jedi was, I went with Mace Windu (because of that Clone Wars cartoon where he destroys a droid army with his hands). Oh, his favorite Jedi is Obi-Wan. He will tell you this lots.

    But I offered a curious lad a reliquary of knowledge, an answer to sate his curiosity about anything, and he wanted to know about Star Wars. He wanted to know a lot about Star Wars.

    All is right with the world.

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  • KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    whoa, creepio is canon!?

    He's called triple-O, and yes.

    Kieron Gillen's Darth Vader is a wonderful, wonderful comic.

    What comic is this?

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    chiasaur already said it, but it was ambigious. Darth Vader is the comic.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hey Star Wars thread

    Two things

    1) I'm bummed to hear about that 'N Sync stuff because I would have loved to see Jedi Justin Timberlake

    2) Anyone here check out that Topps Star Wars trading card app on iOS/Android? It's kinda neat!

    Timberlake never was going to do it, nor Lance
    It was just the three nobody cares about

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Simon Pegg has mentioned, and other sources seem to indicate he wasn't joking, a certain surprise cameo for Episode 7, though you may not actually see their face
    supposedly Daniel Craig is a stormtrooper

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hey Star Wars thread

    Two things

    1) I'm bummed to hear about that 'N Sync stuff because I would have loved to see Jedi Justin Timberlake

    2) Anyone here check out that Topps Star Wars trading card app on iOS/Android? It's kinda neat!

    Timberlake never was going to do it, nor Lance
    It was just the three nobody cares about

    Whoa

    In what universe was Lance ranked higher than JC

    Pretty sure every verse was either sung by Timberlake or JC and the other guys were mostly backup

    and Chris Kirkpatrick gets props for voicing Chip Skylark

  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Don't know if anyone heard about this yet
    spoilers for the movie?
    The silver clone trooper is a woman.

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    You're a few weeks late with that one, buddy

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Simon Pegg has mentioned, and other sources seem to indicate he wasn't joking, a certain surprise cameo for Episode 7, though you may not actually see their face
    supposedly Daniel Craig is a stormtrooper

    If I were a big actor who was a nerd I'd just go to every fun looking movie I wasn't in and ask if I could just be an upaid extra in the background.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    whoa, creepio is canon!?

    He's called triple-O, and yes.

    Kieron Gillen's Darth Vader is a wonderful, wonderful comic.

    the Creepio-analogue definitely has some moments: http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/5224944.html

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  • CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Don't know if anyone heard about this yet
    spoilers for the movie?
    The silver clone trooper is a woman.

    That's not the interesting/good part
    It's Gwendoline Christie

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Simon Pegg has mentioned, and other sources seem to indicate he wasn't joking, a certain surprise cameo for Episode 7, though you may not actually see their face
    supposedly Daniel Craig is a stormtrooper

    This is how all celebrity cameos should be done for all further Star Wars film.

  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    whoa, creepio is canon!?

    He's called triple-O, and yes.

    Kieron Gillen's Darth Vader is a wonderful, wonderful comic.

    the Creepio-analogue definitely has some moments: http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/5224944.html

    Creepio being canon may just be the best thing to ever happen. Wait...
    Ettiquette and torture droid 0-0-0 and his psychopathic assassin droid associate are sent by Vader and Doctor Aphra to investigate the network of tunnels on the now completely desolate and sterilised planet Geonosis (which we saw looking a lot more... alive, in "Attack ofthe Clones") seeking to confirm rumours that a lone surviving Genosian Queen has started up a long thought destroyed droid factory.
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Simon Pegg has mentioned, and other sources seem to indicate he wasn't joking, a certain surprise cameo for Episode 7, though you may not actually see their face
    supposedly Daniel Craig is a stormtrooper

    This is how all celebrity cameos should be done for all further Star Wars film.

    It could be like all the actors in the old Star Trek films who played the parts at reduced pay or screen time in exchange for getting to keep their Federation uniforms.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    What server are you all on for SWTOR?

  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular

    I've always liked this version.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXze55Z2GuY

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Ah hah!

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Don't know if anyone heard about this yet
    spoilers for the movie?
    The silver clone trooper is a woman.

    What is this people speak of? Was it in the newest trailer?

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Cabezone wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Don't know if anyone heard about this yet
    spoilers for the movie?
    The silver clone trooper is a woman.

    That's not the interesting/good part
    It's Gwendoline Christie

    I'm still sad they
    Got her for Star Wars, because now she can't be Captain Marvel, she would have been such a good Captain Marvel!

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    This is not James Earl Jones, but I enjoyed it either way

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