I dunno if anybody has posted the "cake ingredients" the blue part of GLaDOS says over and over, but it is hysterical. I just turned on subtitles and read them, maybe I'll post them a while from now, cause there were a lot of ingredients.
Lots of the items were to be shaped like fish, and lots of them were poisonous materials.
So I wonder if the ending is actually true or just a joke..
Still alive?
Well How else could Glados write that message out
My guess is that it was just a significant portion of her mainframe and she was tmeporarily taken out of commision.
I dunno if anybody has posted the "cake ingredients" the blue part of GLaDOS says over and over, but it is hysterical. I just turned on subtitles and read them, maybe I'll post them a while from now, cause there were a lot of ingredients.
Lots of the items were to be shaped like fish, and lots of them were poisonous materials.
So I wonder if the ending is actually true or just a joke..
Still alive?
Well How else could Glados write that message out
My guess is that it was just a significant portion of her mainframe and she was tmeporarily taken out of commision.
There were a ..few spare parts down in the basement.
Sadly noclipping up the the surface part reveals nothing of note.
For anyone who did the commentary run: was it just me or was Ellen McCain's laugh *really* evil sounding? Hot but evil sounding...
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So I wonder if the ending is actually true or just a joke..
Still alive?
Well How else could Glados write that message out
My guess is that it was just a significant portion of her mainframe and she was tmeporarily taken out of commision.
There were a ..few spare parts down in the basement.
Sadly noclipping up the the surface part reveals nothing of note.
For anyone who did the commentary run: was it just me or was Ellen McCain's laugh *really* evil sounding? Hot but evil sounding...
She does evil well. Overwatch Lady, The Announcer... she's pretty awesome.
As for that song
Christ, she only says it like 80 times. You really think a computer wouldn't keep backups of itself?
Somebody should put this in the OP of the new thread
Spoiler'd for endgame cake recipe (non-story related). Delicious.
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross bore hole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
I swear this thread has gotten so big that we have portals going to older pages.
- We've discussed the android/more-than-human angle a million times
- Asking for the end credits song and the radio mp3
- The cake recipe
- This. Someone's done the "portal to other pages"-type thing already
I swear this thread has gotten so big that we have portals going to older pages.
- We've discussed the android/more-than-human angle a million times
- Asking for the end credits song and the radio mp3
- The cake recipe
- This. Someone's done the "portal to other pages"-type thing already
Don't forget talking about how Portal 2 has to support Fluid Dynamics. I was totally the first one to bring that up.
I had another idea for that. Imagine placing one portal in an empty indoor pool you need to fill for some reason, and another one on the ground outside where it's raining (because my vision of portal 2 is Chell breaking back into Aperture Science), and watching the pool slowly fill with water.
That would almost deserve the Zelda-puzzle-solved sound effect.
For all those asking for songs from the game you can goto http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/ and download GCFScape and that will allow you to open the GCF files in your <install dir>/steam/steamapps/ folder. You can open "portal english.gcf" to extract everything Glados says (in mp3 format) and "portal content.gcf" has a music folder with all portal music in it in mp3 format (including still alive). The little radio loop is in one of those folders too.
Have fun!
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and a note in the title for the thread "READ THE OP FOR THE CREDITS SONG"
used for something other than porn - it's a miracle!
but still so foreign feeling...
most of all, most of all
someone said true love was dead
but i'm bound to fall
bound to fall for you
oh what can i do
Lots of the items were to be shaped like fish, and lots of them were poisonous materials.
I think one was "rubarb, but on fire"
Amazing.
I never asked for this!
My guess is that it was just a significant portion of her mainframe and she was tmeporarily taken out of commision.
Fish-shaped solid waste
Sadly noclipping up the the surface part reveals nothing of note.
For anyone who did the commentary run: was it just me or was Ellen McCain's laugh *really* evil sounding? Hot but evil sounding...
Just Finished: Borderlands (waste of $7)/Mario Brothers U/The Last Story/Tropico 4
Currently Playing: NS2/ZombiU/PlanetSide 2/Ys/Dota2/Xenoblade Chronicles
On Hold: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within/GW2/Scribblenauts
Coming Next: Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones/X-Com Classic
She does evil well. Overwatch Lady, The Announcer... she's pretty awesome.
As for that song
Spoiler'd for endgame cake recipe (non-story related). Delicious.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross bore hole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Add that to the new OP :P
I swear this thread has gotten so big that we have portals going to older pages.
- We've discussed the android/more-than-human angle a million times
- Asking for the end credits song and the radio mp3
- The cake recipe
- This. Someone's done the "portal to other pages"-type thing already
Don't forget talking about how Portal 2 has to support Fluid Dynamics. I was totally the first one to bring that up.
I had another idea for that. Imagine placing one portal in an empty indoor pool you need to fill for some reason, and another one on the ground outside where it's raining (because my vision of portal 2 is Chell breaking back into Aperture Science), and watching the pool slowly fill with water.
That would almost deserve the Zelda-puzzle-solved sound effect.
Have fun!
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Mod lets you use portals in HL2 and other Source engine games