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[Phalla] Phallafly - The End, Village - and half the Mafia - Victory

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Ardor

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  • Buddha73Buddha73 Registered User regular
    Hodor! I mean Ardor!

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    Ardor

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    With any luck, we'll have paid off all the Alliance members in no time.

    Thanks for all the co-operation everyone. This may go down as the most any village and mafia have ever worked together successfully.
    Aaaannnd here's the part where I get betrayed.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That agree is ominous

  • GarickGarick Registered User regular
    I'm looking forward to this phalla ending up like my picture!

  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    Enjoy killing a villager folks.

  • Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    Damn it...Stupid work keeping me late :(

    FTC: honk.
    FTC: HONK.

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Night 6

    It's not easy living on the border worlds, and though Chari did the best she could, it nothing ever seemed to break her way. When Nandi had been killed, the ranch closed down and Chari had to find work just like the rest of the girls. The townsfolk never did take a liking to her, and things took a turn for the worse when they found out that she had ties to Rance Burgess before he was killed by Reavers. "I'm obviously not a Reaver!" she protested as the fixed the noose around her neck. "Look at me! LOOK AT ME!"

    She found no justice in this life. Perhaps the next one would be better.

    ---

    "Quite a sum of money you've got here." Agent McGinnis counted the stack of bills again, for the fifth time, in front of Billy. "More platinum than I'd expect from your type."

    "Yeah?" Billy sneered. "You get a lot of reformed pirates coming through these parts?"

    McGinnis shook his head. "Not a one. So color me skeptical." He pulled up his file on the terminal, and double checked the warrant. "But, your money's good. There's enough here to clear your warrant and handle my - ah - processing fee. Let me just make the adjustment, and -"

    A half dozen men, armed and armored, rushed into the room. "BILLY SCHAFER!" Bellowed the arresting agent, his pistol held steady and pointed at the woman's head. "You are bound by law and are to stand down."

    "What's the meaning of this?" Agent McGinnis blinked. "He's clearing his name. The fine's paid for."

    Three of the men approached McGinnis, then cuffed his hands behind his back. "Alan McGinnis, you are also bound by law. Crimes include taking bribes and consorting with outlaws."

    "Well of course I consort with outlaws," the man hollered. "I'm a damned Alliance Agent!"

    "Were an Alliance Agent," the arresting officer corrected. "Now you're just more scum to be sorted and sentenced."

    Billy sighed. He should have stayed with the SS Walden.

    ---

    On Greenleaf, Jesse was also wishing that she had stayed with the SS Walden. She hadn't recognized the man who drew steel on her, hadn't had time to bring her carbine up and fire back. The shot took her in the throat, and that was that. Her killer turned and walked away, without so much as a cursory glance at the sack she had over her shoulder. That sack was filled with coin, more Alliance credits than she could have hoped to spend in a lifetime. Quite literally in her case, unfortunately for her.

    ---

    "Sir?" Crow asked. "Why are we stopping here?"

    "Oh, we aren't stopping," replied his captain. "It's just you." The man flew off in his ship, leaving Crow stranded. But not for long. Another ship came by, filled with silver-tongued devils that beguiled the musclebound man. Before he knew it he was on Osiris, in cuffs, and facing an Alliance tribunal.

    "Crow, you have been found guilty of thirteen counts of murder. For these crimes, we sentence you to death. Have you anything to say before the sentence is carried out?"

    "Be sure you get it right," growled Crow. "Because if you don't, it doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."

    The tribunal was not impressed. Crow's corpse was incinerated, and his ashes interred into a mass grave for executed convicts.

    ---

    On Bellerophon, the man who once called himself The Guardian looked out across his own private island. It hovered in the perfect blue sky, the only clouds those he programmed the weatherbots to decoratively seed into shapes of running horses. Water chimed softly as it cascaded down a dozen smooth river rocks, imported from Persephone. He had a massage scheduled in an hour, but maybe he would go for a ride instead. Or get in his private air car, and go for a drive. He had spent years informing the Alliance on the activities of his charge, a sector councilor with anti-Alliance leanings. It had been touch and go a few times, but it had all be worth it. All the betrayals, all the lies, it all lead up to this - having to choose between a massage and leisurely drive on just another perfect day in the skies of Bellerophon.

    ---

    THE DEAD
    Ardor - Chari, Spacer, Voted out
    REG Rysk - Agent McGinnis, Spacer, Brought in for questioning
    Assuran - Billy, Spacer, Brought in for questioning
    Auralynx - Jesse, Alliance Informant, Shot
    Dragon6860 - Crow, Spacer, Bounty hunted and subsequently executed by the Alliance for missing two votes in a row

    THE NOT YET DEAD
    JusticeforPluto - Zoë, Bounty hunted! Sentence pending.

    THE VICTORIOUS
    Zombie Hero - The Guardian, Alliance Informant, Retired to Bellerophon

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    State of the 'verse, Day 7

    Bounties

    --- CORTEX BULLETIN ---

    Please be on the lookout for the following individuals! The Union of Allied Planets has determined that these criminals are the worst of the bunch, and are offering a SUBSTANTIAL reward for their capture. See something? Say something! It's not only your duty as a citizen, it's also the law!
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    Most Wanted: Stitch, for the crimes of grand larceny, murder, and disorderly conduct. Armed and Dangerous.
    Last Seen: Silverhold
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Stitch, Lose and he Incapacitates two of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Harvest, Red Sun
    Payout: $3200

    Wanted: The Fixer, real name unknown, for the crimes of Counterfeiting, Forgery, and Falsifying Ident Cards.
    Last Seen: Persephone
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend The Fixer, Lose and he Incapacitates one of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Ariel, White Sun
    Payout: $3000

    Wanted: Helen, for the crimes of Aggravated Assault and Manslaughter. Known associates include Nandi and Jayne Cobb.
    Last Seen: Space Bazaar
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Helen, Lose and she Incapacitates one of the attacking crew.
    Immoral
    Drop off: Newhope, Georgia
    Payout: $2600


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    Type: Gear
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    $1000

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    Item: Fast Horses
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    $200

    Crew: Doralee
    Profession: Medic, Hill Folk
    Special: Angry Mob - +Fight when you have at least 3 Hill Folk in Crew
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    Crew: Federal Marshal
    Profession: Lawman
    Skills: Fight
    Special: +Fight in Showdowns. Bounty Bonus: +$300.
    $0

    Crew: Meadows
    Profession: none
    Special: Hero Worship - Any time a Crew is Incapacitated, captured by Bounty Hunters, or seized by the Alliance, you may Kill Meadows instead.
    $0

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    $400

    Item: Burgess' Hovering Bad-Ass Space Jeep
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    +Fight, +Fight. Transport. Firearm.
    $1600

    Item: Fast Horses
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    $200

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    +Negotiate. Fancy Duds.
    $800

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    $600

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    $400

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    $1200

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    $200

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    $1000

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    $600

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    $800

    Item: Pistol
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Firearm.
    $400

    Item: Fast Horses
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    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Item: Nandi's Gun Collection
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Fancy Duds. Fireamr. Reroll any Negotiate Skill Test results of 1.
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    Type: Ship Upgrade
    After any Salvage Op, take $500 and Load 1 Contraband.
    $1600


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    Badger
    Contact: Badger
    Name: Withdraw From the 1st Bank & Trust
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: none
    Crime: Misbehave x2 on St. Albans, Red Sun. Crack the Safe to Get Paid.
    Crack the Safe: Difficulty 6 Tech Skill Test. 1-5, Warrant Issued. 6+, Get Paid. - OR - use Explosives to Get Paid half.
    Payout: $4000
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Settlers to Regina
    Type: Legal
    Needs: None
    Transport: Load 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo on Liann Jiun (White Sun). Deliver 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo to Regina (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $900

    Harken

    Patience
    Contact: Patience
    Name: Hard Rustlin’
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to 5 of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fight, Fight.
    Smuggling: Load 2 Contraband on Ithaca (Georgia). Misbehave on Londinium (White Sun) and Deliver 2 Contraband to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2200
    Bonus: Companion (+$500)

    Contract: Patience
    Name: Dung Run!
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Newhope (Georgia). Deliver 2 Cargo to Harvest (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500

    Niska
    Contact: Niska
    Name: Protection Racket: Shake Down Greenleaf
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Greenleaf (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: A Message from Niska
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to ALL of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.

    Contact: Niska
    Name: Hit the Relief Supplies Convoy
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Tech, Tech
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Aesir (Himinbjorg) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: Slave Grab
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: none
    Transport: Misbehave (x2) on Newhope (Georgia) to Load 3 Fugitives. Deliver 3 Fugitives to Motherlode (Red Sun). Negotiate Skill Test (1-5, -$1000; 6-7, $0; 8+, +$1000) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: A Message from Niska
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to ALL of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.


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    The SS Tortuga worked a Job
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    The Chip-Chap worked a Job
    The Mafia loaded passengers
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    The Chip-Chap - Kerry, Georgia
    The Mafia - Ariel, White Sun
    The Sisyphus - Bernadette, White Sun
    The Backdoor Bitch - Liann Jiun, White Sun
    The Starwhal - Londinium, White Sun
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    jdarksun on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    How do you save someone who has been turned in (aka Not Dead Yet)?

  • GarickGarick Registered User regular
    Oh damn... yeah, gotta save Zoe.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    oooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

    Well, I'm certainly not any LESS confused now.

    OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    oo00ooo000ooo00oo00oo

    I am deceased.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    oooOOOooo

    I won't stand for this, I am...

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    oooOOOooo

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    How do you save someone who has been turned in (aka Not Dead Yet)?
    Name: Rescue Zoë
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fake ID, Transport
    Task: Misbehave x3 on Osiris, White Sun to get to Zoë. Pay $3600 to get access to the prisoner and escape.
    Payout: none

    Seems about right.

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Not sure who I'm supposed to be voting for today honestly. The reavers are gone right?

    Gizzy on
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    The game could very well be over before we even get to vote close

  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    So it looks like saving me is not worth it.

    Oh well *plays harmonica*

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Yeah that's what I was thinking.

    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I want to try!

  • GarickGarick Registered User regular
    I Retire!
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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    How do you save someone who has been turned in (aka Not Dead Yet)?
    Name: Rescue Zoë
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fake ID, Transport
    Task: Misbehave x3 on Osiris, White Sun to get to Zoë. Pay $3600 to get access to the prisoner and escape.
    Payout: none

    Seems about right.

    What is Transport, does that just mean available space on a ship?

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    Island Name: Felinefine
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Worst Case Scenario: Fake ID holder gets arrested and we fail to break out Zoe.
    Slightly less Worse: Fail to break out Zoe.
    Best Case: Freedom!

    If we have the cash to spare - I'm willing to give it a go.

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    Island Name: Felinefine
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    How do you save someone who has been turned in (aka Not Dead Yet)?
    Name: Rescue Zoë
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fake ID, Transport
    Task: Misbehave x3 on Osiris, White Sun to get to Zoë. Pay $3600 to get access to the prisoner and escape.
    Payout: none

    Seems about right.

    What is Transport, does that just mean available space on a ship?

    It's a keyword. Look at things like the 4WD Mule (on sale from Persephone I think?) or Fast Horses. So to do this you need someone/thing with the keyword Fake ID, and the keyword Transport

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Hmm this might involve possibly buying some horses, two space ships meeting in Osiris, one person jumps on the other ship, then some misbehaving happening.
    (I have no idea the order of operations)

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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I wonder does it have to be all those things on one ship .. or could every ship drive there to save Zoe and use their powers combined?
    I'm having epic mental pictures.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    So it looks like saving me is not worth it.

    Oh well *plays harmonica*
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I wonder does it have to be all those things on one ship .. or could every ship drive there to save Zoe and use their powers combined?
    I'm having epic mental pictures.

    We could definitely have as many ships meet us there as possible and try to do it.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    JPants has Retired, exiting the game victorious.
    Garick has Retired, exiting the game victorious.

    jdarksun on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Hey other Alliance duders.

    We've got enough money for all of you. Come end the game so everyone* wins

    *excluding those unfortunate souls lost due to misfirings and kime/shalmelo

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    We are gathering a crew to save Zoe (JusticeForPluto).

    Think this:
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    Meets this:
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    But in this:
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    Have:
    - Fake ID
    - A Ship
    - Some Crew

    NEED:
    - Transport (this may be covered, see below)
    - Credits

    Want:
    -Any +Fight/+Negotiate/+Tech Gear
    -As many willing souls as want to come on this daring mission

    Make a name for yourself with a single job! Go down in history!

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I get to be Rust Cohle
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    I don't care if it doesn't make sense!

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Thanks to the spacers that made my retirement possible!

    I leave the HMS Small Frigate, along with it's 4WD Mule (transport) to Obifett.

    Have fun stormin' the castle!

  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Seriously ya'll, they said two years max, less with good behavior. I've already gotten into the local chess and book club. I've made friends. I've gotten mad good at harmonica.

    This isn't half bad.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    This is our current playerbase:

    Buddha73
    Cantide
    Egos
    Gizzy
    JusticeforPluto
    ObiFett
    Sepah
    TheRoadVirus
    Wash

    Gonna vote Sepah because he's a known Alliance member but should be retiring soon. If he retires and the game isn't over, then I'll have to rethink the vote.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Or if he doesn't retire, then we will have voted out a mafia.

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