When I saw that dude in Atlanta, he led us in a "fuck Ronald Reagan" chant. Then announced the name of the strip club that he was about to go to. And that's how I almost went to a strip club.
This story would've been better if I went to a strip club, dammit past Elki you're killing me.
Nothing is better if you went to a strip club. Strip clubs are awful desperate places.
This fits, considering the sex pistols were formed to advertise clothes.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention
tru story
Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap
should we smash him for you
I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?
Things to remember if you're considering moving to Australia: everything north of Sydney (and on some days Sydney) is a tropical hellhole with air you can drown in, the nullarbor and Bass straight are there for a reason.
Why is the Nullarbor Plain so named?
Also, there are large country towns north and inland of sydney that are just a very dry heat
Nullarbor
Null arbor
there's no fucking trees
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention
tru story
Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap
should we smash him for you
I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?
So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention
tru story
Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap
should we smash him for you
I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?
I'm cheaper than cheap!
way to undercut the market
+1
Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
- we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
- when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
- you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
- you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
Victoria is the most urbanised state
Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home
+1
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Why buy the cow when you can have sex with the milk for free
Things to remember if you're considering moving to Australia: everything north of Sydney (and on some days Sydney) is a tropical hellhole with air you can drown in, the nullarbor and Bass straight are there for a reason.
Why is the Nullarbor Plain so named?
Also, there are large country towns north and inland of sydney that are just a very dry heat
Nullarbor
Null arbor
there's no fucking trees
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR
If we were on Sale of the Century you'd have just got yourself 5 dollars
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jmcdonaldI voted, did you?DC(ish)Registered Userregular
So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention
tru story
Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap
should we smash him for you
I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?
I'm cheaper than cheap!
way to undercut the market
I'm gonna wait until everyone's out of business, then jack up prices and no one will be able to do anything because I'll have a sex monopoly.
Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
- we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
- when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
- you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
- you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
Well poop. There was an open radiation safety officer position in Melbourne that seems to have closed in like the past 2 days
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
- we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
- when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
- you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
- you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
Victoria is the most urbanised state
Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home
We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities
(like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)
Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
- we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
- when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
- you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
- you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
Victoria is the most urbanised state
Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home
We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities
(like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)
I feel like this discussion is lacking an appropriate amount of hate for Brisbane and its "beer".
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention
tru story
Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap
should we smash him for you
I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?
I'm cheaper than cheap!
way to undercut the market
I'm gonna wait until everyone's out of business, then jack up prices and no one will be able to do anything because I'll have a sex monopoly.
ill jack off prices
+1
Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Other options:
Adelaide, city of churches. Hottest city in Australia. History of weird violence and political progressiveness contrasted with traditionally being safely conservative.
Perth, most remote capital city in the world. Used to and may still have the highest number of millionaires per capita in the world. No traffic.
Canberra, the capital of Australia. Most confusing layout of a city ever (that means no traffic, everything is weird interlocking circles), weed decriminalised occasionally, only place you can legally purcase X rated pornography (sometimes), fireworks are legal. Call the cental areas "Civic" instead of "The City", what?
Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
- we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
- when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
- you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
- you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
Victoria is the most urbanised state
Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home
We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities
(like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)
I feel like this discussion is lacking an appropriate amount of hate for Brisbane and its "beer".
Yeah but that's like picking on the mentally disabled kid in a wheelchair at school
When I saw that dude in Atlanta, he led us in a "fuck Ronald Reagan" chant. Then announced the name of the strip club that he was about to go to. And that's how I almost went to a strip club.
This story would've been better if I went to a strip club, dammit past Elki you're killing me.
Nothing is better if you went to a strip club. Strip clubs are awful desperate places.
There's a possibility that I might end up working at a strip club in future
which would actually be pretty good because they run a real tight ship since both progressive and conservative forces in local government are on them like ticks.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
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Nothing is better if you went to a strip club. Strip clubs are awful desperate places.
This fits, considering the sex pistols were formed to advertise clothes.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
commie
Nullarbor
Null arbor
there's no fucking trees
way to undercut the market
Victoria is the most urbanised state
Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home
wait
If we were on Sale of the Century you'd have just got yourself 5 dollars
No, you got it right.
I'm gonna wait until everyone's out of business, then jack up prices and no one will be able to do anything because I'll have a sex monopoly.
It was like California with crazier weather and funkier deer.
One-many.
I seeeeee
Well poop. There was an open radiation safety officer position in Melbourne that seems to have closed in like the past 2 days
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities
(like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)
because B is gluten intolerant, which isn't really logical because it's not like I cook for her since we're not together but
but like, you gotta have naan. You just gotta.
so that's a consideration
I feel like this discussion is lacking an appropriate amount of hate for Brisbane and its "beer".
ill jack off prices
Adelaide, city of churches. Hottest city in Australia. History of weird violence and political progressiveness contrasted with traditionally being safely conservative.
Perth, most remote capital city in the world. Used to and may still have the highest number of millionaires per capita in the world. No traffic.
Canberra, the capital of Australia. Most confusing layout of a city ever (that means no traffic, everything is weird interlocking circles), weed decriminalised occasionally, only place you can legally purcase X rated pornography (sometimes), fireworks are legal. Call the cental areas "Civic" instead of "The City", what?
Brisbane, cheapest strip clubs in Australia. Ummm
Fck it voting jeb
Yeah but that's like picking on the mentally disabled kid in a wheelchair at school
It's more of a Sydney thing to do
The potato-and-sausage-in-oven wasn't. Often eggs, which are hardly filling without bread.
I guess tomato soup is still pretty filling with eggs. But I see no reason why there should not also be macaroni and bread.
con: she is only in the country for five days
well played, spiteful tinder gods
This slander will not stand
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Did they have more elaborate horns or patterns?
Live in the moment
or, well, live in the next five days
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
we can't talk about it, as it is forbidden
That's the best kind of "relationship". It comes with a built-in expiration date.
There's a possibility that I might end up working at a strip club in future
which would actually be pretty good because they run a real tight ship since both progressive and conservative forces in local government are on them like ticks.
o rite that makes sense my apologiss australie
Yup, but it is also the least humid, so it is quite pleasant
i thought you had a girl
the winds of chat are difficult to follow