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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    The Nomadic Circle counts as the very recent past for me

    Because of his direct comment to me about being a shallow Tehrani girl who runs after men with gold mercedes and have no loyalty to anything but bling

    I'm like lol u turkmen rube u wanna get into a middle east stereotype pissing contest with me you unwashed goat fucker let's go

    my favorite post of yours

    right here

    tbh i didn't confront him with these words because I wasn't about to get infracted or banned for violating the glorious edict over this goat fucker

    but

    he was a total goat fucker

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    When I was 14, porn was on the internet. Sure it was a dark age but it wasn't a savage time.

    Dialup.

    It was a very savage time.
    But you could still get porn through descrambling your cable-box, even back in the dial-up days. It was ridiculously simple to do, and easy to hide. We had our ways in the old days! Ways that are forgotten now, but we olds were not so different than you.

    Knowing the password for Cinemax, and you call me an old?


    Come back when you've shared a Playboy with 3 other people that you stole from a convenience store.

    matt has a problem on
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    When I was 14, porn was on the internet. Sure it was a dark age but it wasn't a savage time.

    Dialup.

    It was a very savage time.

    setting the browser to not load pics and music by default

    right clicking the images you want and watch them slowly load vertically

    and there's the nipple

    Website's that auto-play midi music.

    The past is a different, terrible country. Usually North Korea or Texas.

    Guys I was part of this age but telling these tales are literally the nerd version of "having to walk up hill to school both ways"

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i have SO MANY regrets

    so so many

    but still

    like

    everyone does

    idk

    what is the point of life even, again?

    not sure, who knows

    poo
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    All I remember of The Nomadic Circle was when he posted about how superior his home country's culture was to Canadian culture, which raised the question about why he was doing his schooling at a Canadian university.

    because it's a higher quality education obviously

    *no reason why that would be*

    Among his people, a young man must go far away from the dates, to decide if date farming is for him. Like rumspringa but just abstaining from dates.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The only proper use of time travel is to save humanity with a small flashlight from aliens/robots in 30 to 60 minutes.

    Coinage on
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I would change lots

    Lots

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    if i went back 15 years i would tell myself it doesn't get better

    it doesn't ever get any better

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I would 100% press the button, but I have no idea if it would change anything.

    Also, going back with present-day knowledge might do more harm than good.

    Well fuck, I just thought more of it and I realize I could save my cousin on 9/11 and possibly even stop it altogether because I remember the flight numbers and whatnot.

    And the question at that point becomes... you want to end up where you were, only better off or more at peace with the way your life went.

    Would you be willing to sit back and let bad things happen in the world to preserve the normal order, only making the smallest of inconsequential changes on the personal level

    I'm having trouble typing again (stupid wrist) so I'll just add this to the conversion...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TGj227OVKY

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Those fuckers better not stop farming dates.

    Though I'm fairly sure the ones I buy are from South Africa.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    When I was 14, porn was on the internet. Sure it was a dark age but it wasn't a savage time.

    Dialup.

    It was a very savage time.
    But you could still get porn through descrambling your cable-box, even back in the dial-up days. It was ridiculously simple to do, and easy to hide. We had our ways in the old days! Ways that are forgotten now, but we olds were not so different than you.

    Knowing the password for Cinemax, and you call me an old?


    Come back when you've shared a Playboy with 3 other people that you stole from a convenience store.
    We didn't HAVE to share them. There was a shoebox filled with Playboys in a storm drain near my neighborhood. I wish I was kidding about this. No one ever questioned WHY there was a shoebox full of Playboy magazines in a storm drain. I guess we just assumed that the porn fairies delivered them.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    if I could roll the clock back I would probably have skipped the alien sex cult girlfriend.

    This would also mean I end up not having my native american sojourn.

    And as much as I cherish those years and they make for great stories at dinner parties, those years caused a lot of problems for me that persisted for a very long time, impacted relationships with the family... it was a mess, much of it of my own making and being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    when you inevitably disappear off the forums, alien sex cult girlfriend story will remain in our memories to be recounted just as we are doing now to others

    I actually tried looking for her on the internet recently just to see if the rabbit hole got deeper.

    Her properly was listed as unclaimed and up for a government auction.

    Welp.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    When I was 14, porn was on the internet. Sure it was a dark age but it wasn't a savage time.

    Dialup.

    It was a very savage time.
    But you could still get porn through descrambling your cable-box, even back in the dial-up days. It was ridiculously simple to do, and easy to hide. We had our ways in the old days! Ways that are forgotten now, but we olds were not so different than you.

    Knowing the password for Cinemax, and you call me an old?


    Come back when you've shared a Playboy with 3 other people that you stole from a convenience store.

    i think you guys are both old people who consumed analog porn

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    For me at least, a lot of stuff that I am unhappy with today stems back to a single occasion, and I would definitely go back and try and avoid that occasion somehow (or maybe mentally prepare for it better?).

    Now it's certainly possible that that occasion was simply a trigger, and something else might have happened with similar or the same results. It will be still worth the effort.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I uhhh.... I've had a pretty good life. Certainly the parts I had any control over.

    I might try to talk myself out of the mullet and denim button-up shirts.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I missed this story, but I have to admit I would be down for joining a sex cult, maybe hold off on the aliens.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Elendil wrote: »
    if i went back 15 years i would tell myself it doesn't get better

    it doesn't ever get any better

    I would go back 15 years with you and be your life coach. We'd make a few huge sure thing bets before the timelines diverged too much, then, extremely rich, head off to Mexico for hells of illegal cosmetic surgery.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I probably wouldn't be able to remember enough about the stockmarket to utilise it.

    I just ...

    I just want to cook and sew and exercise and study more so I can have a headstart and be coolguy and a good housewife. Because I'm super envious.

    Also I would save mad time with all the books and games I've already done. And get the good ones before they become rare and expensive.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    on the one hand, going back knowing what i know now could be beneficial

    on the other hand i'd know there would be like 10 years before i would have the entire internet in my pocket whenever i wanted to use it

    and several years before text messaging

    or google maps

    omg the past sucked you guys

    When I was 14, porn was on the internet. Sure it was a dark age but it wasn't a savage time.

    Dialup.

    It was a very savage time.
    But you could still get porn through descrambling your cable-box, even back in the dial-up days. It was ridiculously simple to do, and easy to hide. We had our ways in the old days! Ways that are forgotten now, but we olds were not so different than you.

    Knowing the password for Cinemax, and you call me an old?


    Come back when you've shared a Playboy with 3 other people that you stole from a convenience store.

    i think you guys are both old people who consumed analog porn
    AS GOD AND NATURE INTENDED...

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I missed this story, but I have to admit I would be down for joining a sex cult, maybe hold off on the aliens.

    people always think this before they join a sex cult

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Hah, Glasgow City Council's offices being used as a filming location again

    Dramatic scenes in the doorway through which I used to enter when I needed to argue about my council tax

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

    Every one of their press releases call it the AMRAAM-EM. Which isn't awful but lacks the poetic beauty of SLAMRAAM.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I missed this story, but I have to admit I would be down for joining a sex cult, maybe hold off on the aliens.
    or maybe not

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I missed this story, but I have to admit I would be down for joining a sex cult, maybe hold off on the aliens.
    or maybe not

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna be "that guy" and say I absolutely would not go back. I'm only who I am because I made the mistakes I did then. Even for the most painful parts I experienced or the most horrible things I could've prevented, I wouldn't want it to have happened any other way. I think the way things would be different, the way things would have to progress, I would end up deeply missing now, which is something I would never be able to get back, something which I, myself, invalidated the entire existence of.

    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    ohhh shit it was theSAVED not Katchem Ash

    Still

    LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND

    http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=19388
    [about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

    This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

    if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

    Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

    god tests every one of us [emphasis added]

    theSAVED, Penny Arcade 342 Comments [1/14/2007 12:00:00 AM]

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Seriously, start doing pushups every day at six years, and you'd become Jonathan Joestar.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm gonna be "that guy" and say I absolutely would not go back. I'm only who I am because I made the mistakes I did then. Even for the most painful parts I experienced or the most horrible things I could've prevented, I wouldn't want it to have happened any other way. I think the way things would be different, the way things would have to progress, I would end up deeply missing now, which is something I would never be able to get back, something which I, myself, invalidated the entire existence of.

    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?

    what if all the mistakes i made are the reason i'm not a colossal doucheturd

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Starting with my last post

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    This is the more hilarious NBA nontroversy of the day: http://gothamist.com/2015/06/12/shaquille_oneal_was_a_911_truther_u.php

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

    Every one of their press releases call it the AMRAAM-EM. Which isn't awful but lacks the poetic beauty of SLAMRAAM.

    Next generation will just be called PLANEFUCKER

    Accompanying press release says "fuck it, think of your own acronym"

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Yeah right now I think I'd go back to like a month ago and see if there was some way I could prevent my relationship from ending

    but I've always been one of those "I wouldn't change my mistakes" people so maybe I'll feel differently when the whole healing thing is over

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    My apple watch told me it was time to stand up and move so I dropped my arm off the armrest of my chair and let it swing like I was walking for a few seconds. It congratulated me on advancing toward my daily fitness goals.

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    You did your best to not ponder it. But truly among young men I was blessed. Growing up, I earned pocket money/paid for my phone line by pushing a broom at my dad's garage. Where there was not merely one stash of porn but many. A veritable buffet of porn.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    just think

    the nudey mag some kid tugged it to might only have been used by one other person

    nowadays kids are pounding off to the same porn used by millions of other people

    so gross ew omg

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    If you kept your memories and experiences I might take another tilt at secondary school

    Would be interesting to try that again absent social awkwardness

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    whoa that was a glistening dildo alright

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