Behold, insignificant mortals! Your doom has come in the form of brightly coloured Great Old Ones. Your cities are ash, your seas are boiling, and all that is left is to fight over the smouldering remnants.
This is Cthulhu Wars, a boardgame for up to four people (more can play with expansions), where each player is an unknowable, dread entity from beyond time and space. We played it last weekend. Mojo won, with the Crawling Chaos that is Nyarlathotep. I was the Black Goat, SHUB NIGGURATH, Japan and Bob were Cthulhu himself, and French Girl was Hastur, the King In Yellow.
Fun was had, souls were consumed, mistakes were made.
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Big 4 would be a pretty ballin' place to work
It's a pilot story. The odds of it being bullshit is very high. But it's amusing and illustrates why having a nuclear rocket could be handy.
(also it's a wee bit over 500kb)
We took notes and everything, like real detectives. It is a very fine game.
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i waited
because i am english and not a welshman
also
if i went back in time i would tell myself to focus more on fighting games and less on fps, fpses get boring way faster
I like the sound of this
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
@nexuscrawler @tapeslinger @Variable @Casual Eddy
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http://imgur.com/1gXVYEY here is the old one resized down to ~400kb
no i am focusing on the real purpose of existence
eating burgers and masturbating to pictures of spaniels
banned 5 ever
Nope
Here you go
*dejectedly closes imgur window*
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How much opium did you use while playing?
i actualy hand craft each one in the photoshop mines
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None. We drank two bottles of fizz and several litres of beer, however. Boardgames are thirsty work.
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What if mine is to go back in time and abolish the wage system?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
What if this reality.
is the result of me going back in time to fix a perceived problem.
and this terrible world is what I got.
i. . .
Does this suggest the existence of religions and deities? How does The Force fit into this scheme? When Luke Skywalker's lightsaber flies from the ground into his hand allowing him to free himself from the frozen wampa prison, did he do that with his own power or was he actually just praying to The Force to move it for him?
Our Force, who art in heaven, please shoot lightning out of my hands, amen.
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What have you done
N-no!