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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone being interesting has nothing to do with their education, some of the dullest and most annoying people I've met are highly educated!

    Ouch

    Don't worry mate - we've never met!

    You are as cold as ice.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Willing to sacrifice?

    Edit: alternately, one day you'll pay the price?

    Xaquin on
  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Dammit, I was gonna say that!

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Who is everyone's favorite Bob's burgers character I love zeke

    Bob and deliver was the best

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I know. I've seen it before.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I know. I've seen it before.

    Dammit, I was gonna say that!

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Love is pretending you don't have glandular fever so that you can sleep with someone.

    In other news a girl gave me glandular fever.

    I still count it as a net win.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Xaquin on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.

    Ack - I should've!!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Just get really stern and patronizing. "No you may not, young man. And you should be more polite when addressing strangers."

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    give him the look from that one picture of the queen!

    only younger!

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Oh, and by the way, Love is:
    Almost having a testicle bitten off, and still wanting to sleep with the biter.

    Even if you have to walk pretty gingerly the next day

    chromdom on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

    not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!

  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    chromdom wrote: »
    Oh, and by the way, Love is:
    Almost having a testicle bitten off, and still wanting to sleep with the biter.

    Even if you have to walk pretty gingerly the next day

    I guess it wasn't love then, I was a little too sore to go back to that.

    Also I've started seeing someone new, they are a nurse.

    Her work stories make me quite queasy and she enjoyed too thoroughly me turning pale as a ghost. There was a lot of giggling

    Dixon on
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

    not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!

    "Don't Stop Believing" is not quite good enough to stand up to the level of exposure it's had. That level of popularity should have been given to "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" which I don't think I could ever get tired of.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    I like Rob Zombie.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    most nearly itself / When here and now cease to matter.
    You have to watch it with the video, which is transcendent, particularly at :35 FULL AIR BAND NEXT LEVEL HELL YEAH.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    I believe this may be the angriest I have ever seen Liiya. She nearly cursed out a guy in public.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Should have sworn at him, J

    In phonetic! "foxtrot oscar, mate"

    it is the way of our people

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    The Mall of America has a curfew for people, I think they are supposed to be with an adult after 6 PM.

    Last time they stopped me for ID I was 26 and definitely older than the security guy who ID'd me.

    Now that I'm nearly 30 people treat me like i'm 23! When you're small or have the baby face it's a struggle.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Should have sworn at him, J

    In phonetic! "foxtrot oscar, mate"

    it is the way of our people

    But if his name was Oscar, he could have taken that as an invitation to dance!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Tea leaves are harvested from an evergreen shrub, which could also be accurately referred to as a small tree. "Tea tree" is a fun phrase.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.

    I hear her hair is insured for like ten thousand dollars!

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I hope someone else gets that or I sound super conceited.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Mean Girls, obvs

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Love thread OP should have 2 bullet points.

    #1 Relax

    #2 Let other people decide if you're good enough for them, don't do it for them

    Then probably add a third one that says #3 relax again.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    It didn't immediately click, but it was clearly a reference to something and Mean Girls was my first guess. I clearly need to rewatch that movie.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Mean Girls, obvs

    yyyyyyyyeah boy

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Love thread OP should have 2 bullet points.

    #1 Relax

    #2 Let other people decide if you're good enough for them, don't do it for them

    Then probably add a third one that says #3 relax again.

    #4 Just go for it, because you'll never get anywhere if you never try.*

    (*- advice written by someone who never tries)

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Liiya wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Mean Girls, obvs

    yyyyyyyyeah boy

    you know it

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Tea leaves are harvested from an evergreen shrub, which could also be accurately referred to as a small tree. "Tea tree" is a fun phrase.

    isn't Tea Tree oil in everything now?

    The lady has some kind of face cleaner with it that she uses on me. It kind of smells like compost.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Speaking of Mean Girls has anyone here seen Drop Dead Gorgeous

    because haha oh man that is one funny movie

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    No, but I've heard its funny!

    Tea tree is really good against bacteria that makes spots/zits so yeah its good for face cleansers, Jebus!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Tea leaves are harvested from an evergreen shrub, which could also be accurately referred to as a small tree. "Tea tree" is a fun phrase.

    isn't Tea Tree oil in everything now?

    The lady has some kind of face cleaner with it that she uses on me. It kind of smells like compost.

    According to Wikipedia, that comes from an entirely different family of shrub and is not at all related to camellia sinesis, the actual tea tree. Weird.

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