Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
Who is everyone's favorite Bob's burgers character I love zeke
Bob and deliver was the best
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I know. I've seen it before.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!
awkwaaaaard!
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The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
not enough.
Love is pretending you don't have glandular fever so that you can sleep with someone.
In other news a girl gave me glandular fever.
I still count it as a net win.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.
Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.
uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!
awkwaaaaard!
Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.
that band sucks royal anyway
also Journey and REO Speedwagon
Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?
not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!
"Don't Stop Believing" is not quite good enough to stand up to the level of exposure it's had. That level of popularity should have been given to "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" which I don't think I could ever get tired of.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
I believe this may be the angriest I have ever seen Liiya. She nearly cursed out a guy in public.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.
Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
The Mall of America has a curfew for people, I think they are supposed to be with an adult after 6 PM.
Last time they stopped me for ID I was 26 and definitely older than the security guy who ID'd me.
Now that I'm nearly 30 people treat me like i'm 23! When you're small or have the baby face it's a struggle.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.
I hear her hair is insured for like ten thousand dollars!
Tea leaves are harvested from an evergreen shrub, which could also be accurately referred to as a small tree. "Tea tree" is a fun phrase.
isn't Tea Tree oil in everything now?
The lady has some kind of face cleaner with it that she uses on me. It kind of smells like compost.
According to Wikipedia, that comes from an entirely different family of shrub and is not at all related to camellia sinesis, the actual tea tree. Weird.
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You are as cold as ice.
Edit: alternately, one day you'll pay the price?
Bob and deliver was the best
Dammit, I was gonna say that!
awkwaaaaard!
In other news a girl gave me glandular fever.
I still count it as a net win.
Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.
that band sucks royal anyway
also Journey and REO Speedwagon
I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.
Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.
Ack - I should've!!
only younger!
Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?
Almost having a testicle bitten off, and still wanting to sleep with the biter.
Even if you have to walk pretty gingerly the next day
not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!
I guess it wasn't love then, I was a little too sore to go back to that.
Also I've started seeing someone new, they are a nurse.
Her work stories make me quite queasy and she enjoyed too thoroughly me turning pale as a ghost. There was a lot of giggling
"Don't Stop Believing" is not quite good enough to stand up to the level of exposure it's had. That level of popularity should have been given to "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" which I don't think I could ever get tired of.
I believe this may be the angriest I have ever seen Liiya. She nearly cursed out a guy in public.
In phonetic! "foxtrot oscar, mate"
it is the way of our people
The Mall of America has a curfew for people, I think they are supposed to be with an adult after 6 PM.
Last time they stopped me for ID I was 26 and definitely older than the security guy who ID'd me.
Now that I'm nearly 30 people treat me like i'm 23! When you're small or have the baby face it's a struggle.
but they're listening to every word I say
But if his name was Oscar, he could have taken that as an invitation to dance!
I hear her hair is insured for like ten thousand dollars!
#1 Relax
#2 Let other people decide if you're good enough for them, don't do it for them
Then probably add a third one that says #3 relax again.
but they're listening to every word I say
yyyyyyyyeah boy
#4 Just go for it, because you'll never get anywhere if you never try.*
(*- advice written by someone who never tries)
you know it
isn't Tea Tree oil in everything now?
The lady has some kind of face cleaner with it that she uses on me. It kind of smells like compost.
but they're listening to every word I say
because haha oh man that is one funny movie
Tea tree is really good against bacteria that makes spots/zits so yeah its good for face cleansers, Jebus!
According to Wikipedia, that comes from an entirely different family of shrub and is not at all related to camellia sinesis, the actual tea tree. Weird.