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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    What if the horse was actually a cop and the marijuana was lettuce, and an oz was the amount of water that fit inside an Olympic swimming pool and you could only lie down when the president of the united states gave you permission, but the president was that cop-horse?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Eating at red Robin burger werx. Attempt to order free tenth burger, plus patty, ketchup only, with fries. Guy's on his first day or something, doesn't charge me for extra patty. I ask if that's right, seems too cheap. Guy checks with more senior grunt, she says I'm right. He tries valiantly to ring up my order and get the right total. I wait patiently. Manager comes over, tells me because I've had to put up with their confusion I get 50 cents off. Fixes the order. Now the fries have mysteriously become free. Manager declares he doesn't care, charges me even less than new guy's first attempt. Then they bring me a double burger with everything, plus a fried egg. And a token for free fries next time.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Also does anyone know if it is possible to get your cat addicted to morphine?? I don't think that's a real thing but I can't help but wonder...

    yes you can get animals addicted to drugs!

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    1. this person is clearly as high as that horse
    2. you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the hbo channel

    Is this a GoT spoiler?

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    E3 is a lie. It must be.

    there's just too many beautiful things

    they all must be lies like everything good in this world

    this isn't Westeros good things can happen here

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eating at red Robin burger werx. Attempt to order free tenth burger, plus patty, ketchup only, with fries. Guy's on his first day or something, doesn't charge me for extra patty. I ask if that's right, seems too cheap. Guy checks with more senior grunt, she says I'm right. He tries valiantly to ring up my order and get the right total. I wait patiently. Manager comes over, tells me because I've had to put up with their confusion I get 50 cents off. Fixes the order. Now the fries have mysteriously become free. Manager declares he doesn't care, charges me even less than new guy's first attempt. Then they bring me a double burger with everything, plus a fried egg. And a token for free fries next time.

    Yummmm!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Also does anyone know if it is possible to get your cat addicted to morphine?? I don't think that's a real thing but I can't help but wonder...

    yes you can get animals addicted to drugs!

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    marijuana is not addictive man. It's a plant, and plants aren't addictive man.

    I'm pretty sure potatoes are plants and I'm pretty sure french fries are addictive.

    If I wasn't on phone, I would have linked "addicted to spuds."

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Job hunting right now is pretty terrible.

    I've had two interviews which have gone nowhere despite everyone at said interviews seeming to enjoy speaking with me.

    I have a bunch of random bonus qualifications that make me more capable than the average person with my experience in the industry.

    My only ambitions are basically to get into an even better version of the position they're interviewing for after I've earned some stripes.

    And this industry is all about useless form letters so feedback is nil.

    I'm desperately trying to not promote an addiction to energy drinks but it can be difficult to get through the day without them from all the mope.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    What if the horse was actually a cop and the marijuana was lettuce, and an oz was the amount of water that fit inside an Olympic swimming pool and you could only lie down when the president of the united states gave you permission, but the president was that cop-horse?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dqTrUpmwPg

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular

    OK, that bit at 2:08 made me laugh.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    donnel aka the boner meister

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    that steam game made my eyes burn

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    yes but how is your clicking finger

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    programjunkieprogramjunkie Registered User regular

    Those are some rude kills right there. Wow.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Did people actually click in that game?

    I played it twice and my strat was "buy autoclicker as soon as possible, ignore game"

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    This laptop has a touchscreen, and my sleepiness can be directly measured by how much I use the touchscreen vs bothering to type / use the touchpad

    BeNarwhal on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    spam clicking the boss is how you make moni

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Did people actually click in that game?

    I played it twice and my strat was "buy autoclicker as soon as possible, ignore game"

    click like mad on the bosses because that when everyone blows their "get money on click" bonuses

    you can rack up several 1000K from one boss if the idiots dont kill it quickly with nukes

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Eating at red Robin burger werx. Attempt to order free tenth burger, plus patty, ketchup only, with fries. Guy's on his first day or something, doesn't charge me for extra patty. I ask if that's right, seems too cheap. Guy checks with more senior grunt, she says I'm right. He tries valiantly to ring up my order and get the right total. I wait patiently. Manager comes over, tells me because I've had to put up with their confusion I get 50 cents off. Fixes the order. Now the fries have mysteriously become free. Manager declares he doesn't care, charges me even less than new guy's first attempt. Then they bring me a double burger with everything, plus a fried egg. And a token for free fries next time.

    gooooooooooood

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Unless they baked the weed it won't get a horse high!

    You don't bake weed maaan, weed bakes you.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Eating at red Robin burger werx. Attempt to order free tenth burger, plus patty, ketchup only, with fries. Guy's on his first day or something, doesn't charge me for extra patty. I ask if that's right, seems too cheap. Guy checks with more senior grunt, she says I'm right. He tries valiantly to ring up my order and get the right total. I wait patiently. Manager comes over, tells me because I've had to put up with their confusion I get 50 cents off. Fixes the order. Now the fries have mysteriously become free. Manager declares he doesn't care, charges me even less than new guy's first attempt. Then they bring me a double burger with everything, plus a fried egg. And a token for free fries next time.

    gooooooooooood

    It was optimal

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    E3 2015: Tri-Ace is Back with Star Ocean: Integrity and Faithlessness

    The fifth entry in the series actually takes place between Second Story and Till the End of Time, which are the second and third games in the series.

    Yea make it so it takes place before the 2 games that totally shit the bed.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    CNN doing a thing with a woman arguing that the crazy woman who pretended to be black is the same as being transgender

    I don't even want to even

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    @y2jake215 i will try stream at some point

    i had it set up for mah oculus rift project but not actual game so it is under mah real name so i will pm you when i do it

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
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    Kansas City again?

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    house inspection went very well today

    now I think I'm too sleepy for coding. who wants to get schooled at an RTS?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    CNN doing a thing with a woman arguing that the crazy woman who pretended to be black is the same as being transgender

    I don't even want to even

    A couple forums I frequent had to have mods come down with the fist of an angry god smiting any idiots that tried to make this statement.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    CNN doing a thing with a woman arguing that the crazy woman who pretended to be black is the same as being transgender

    I don't even want to even

    It is the worst thing

    and it keeps coming up over and over again

    fuck gendered marketing
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hey y'all rad and I want to play Fallout again but since we've both beaten it we need historical/notable people to play as.

    She insists on being a historical/notable lady I just need a historical/notable person. I already wrecked faces as Putin.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Looking for Mobile game testing jobs.
    Head Lice Technician (Mobile)
    Lice Knowing You - Bainbridge Island, WA
    If you are seeking a family friendly opportunity with excellent pay, plus gratuity and a flexible schedule contact us today! Can earn up to $25/hr

    Lice Knowing You, the Northwest's Premier Head Lice Removal Company, is looking for high energy, responsible people interested in becoming head lice removal specialists to join our growing family. The position requires the ability to work on call and visit families in the comfort of their own home and treat them for head lice. Paid training is provided. This is a part-time, on call position, with no guaranteed minimum hours.

    The position is ideal for individuals that are :
    - Great with kids and with stressed out parents
    - Able to stand on his/her feet for long periods of time
    - Flexible with scheduling.
    - Have excellent eyesight
    - Cannot be squeamish in anyway
    - Experience with hair in some capacity a plus, but not required
    - Customer service experience is a must
    - Background in psychology or work with children in some capacity, especially children with special needs, would be helpful, but is not required.

    Please send cover letter, resume and 3 references via email. No phone calls please.

    Applicants must have a reliable car, WA State Drivers license and car insurance. Please do not apply if you do not have a car.

    Everyone hired will be subject to an extensive background check and drug testing.

    We look forward to hearing from all interested candidates.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Theodore and Elanor Rosevelt.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    CNN doing a thing with a woman arguing that the crazy woman who pretended to be black is the same as being transgender

    I don't even want to even

    Stop watching CNN. It is raising your blood pressure.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Theodore and Elanor Rosevelt.

    Rad and I concur this would be not fun.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Catherine the Great

    @Quid

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Theodore and Elanor Rosevelt.

    Rad and I concur this would be not fun.

    How does rad feel about being Cleopatra?

    Failing that, Catherine the Great.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Catherine the Great

    Quid

    broar I'm not saying we HAVE to get together and make adorable babies, but

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    house inspection went very well today

    now I think I'm too sleepy for coding. who wants to get schooled at an RTS?

    smoke 18 weeds and then beat everybody

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    assessing

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