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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    explain santa

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    ...

    All of these classes occur during business hours, even in the distance learning section.

    So basically you can only take these classes if your company is involved in your education which basically doesn't happen.

    It's like the only way to escape poverty is bankruptcy.

    Are you just trying to snag like a bachelor's?

    I'd be looking at bellevue college for both lower prices and more flexible schedule.

    I already have a BA in English, but that's not getting me anywhere.

    Bellevue college is the least horrible, yeah. Just none of it is really easy to take.

    Oh hmm.

    Yah I dunno then.

    Become an IT?

    This is the only advice I know how to give.

    I live in Seattle.

    There are toddlers who can out-IT me around here.

    I am a Seattle IT.

    I swear some of my co-workers might be illiterate.

    I bet you could make it.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
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    but what if she did it Cass?

    what if she did it

    What if ISIS is the name of her next door neighbour and nemesis who keeps chucking her grass clippings over the fence?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    there are lots of ways to go bankrupt going to PhD school in America

    lots of ways

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    this is science fyi

    http://www.jci.org/articles/view/68993

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    it's america

    bankruptcy for everyone!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakks - I totally get that, but FFT got a new translation when it came to psp that really brought it out of the lol90's translation came and the gameplay, story, and job system are really top notch. If you are ever looking for a game to play, you really might want to consider it. You can borrow it and my psp if you ever want. It's also on iPhone now and looks really nice (but the controls are honestly awkward).

    Maybe in a few months

    Do you know what my friggin games line up is

    I have the chrono trigger port for DS just waiting in line

    I can't prioritize

    I have the same problem.

    I'm kind of resentful at xenoblade chronicles for being a bajillion fucking hour game

    I thought I'd get through it in like, 25 hrs tops, also being all into the side quests and grinding and optional stuff as I am wont to do

    But this game keeps going and going and going and going

    If I were a youth I would have loved that but now I am like augh I have other games waiting holy butts

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    is it possible to get food poisoning in like fifteen minutes

    omg what did i eat

    possible, certainly. possibly an allergic reaction though?

    allergic reaction seems unlikely as i ate pizza and i eat pizza all the time

    but it was two day old pizza

    shouldn't be questionable i wouldn't think but my stomach feels asplodey

    crampy waves of pain, or continuous? how disabling is it, can you still get up and walk around?

    crampy and bloaty

    seems to be passing though

    could just be mild gastritis unrelated to the age of the pizza

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    scratch dogears for us, aioua

    They are...

    Fuzzy!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    there are lots of ways to go bankrupt going to PhD school in America

    lots of ways

    yes like not eating enough marijuanas

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    is that the first expansion or wazzat

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    this is actually very true

    the reason it doesn't work is the "calories" listed on food are actually kilocalories

    so you have to get very very very cold for a very long time

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    life, liberty, and the pursuit of bankruptcy

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    is it possible to get food poisoning in like fifteen minutes

    omg what did i eat

    possible, certainly. possibly an allergic reaction though?

    allergic reaction seems unlikely as i ate pizza and i eat pizza all the time

    but it was two day old pizza

    shouldn't be questionable i wouldn't think but my stomach feels asplodey

    crampy waves of pain, or continuous? how disabling is it, can you still get up and walk around?

    crampy and bloaty

    seems to be passing though

    could just be mild gastritis unrelated to the age of the pizza

    yeah probably

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Hakks - I totally get that, but FFT got a new translation when it came to psp that really brought it out of the lol90's translation came and the gameplay, story, and job system are really top notch. If you are ever looking for a game to play, you really might want to consider it. You can borrow it and my psp if you ever want. It's also on iPhone now and looks really nice (but the controls are honestly awkward).
    I wish to take advantage of this generosity.

    Can I borrow your... I don't know? Car? Windows Tablet you don't like that is in your desk?

    Apothe0sis on
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    phd programs usually don't bankrupt u in amerikkka

    let me rephrase: not only is my degree costing me zero cash dollars, I am getting a government scholarship to do it

    suck it, American't

    STEM in America (or at least the T and E part) do that as well. I had offers for like 27k a year to go to a PHD program, as did everybody in my class.

    I ate an engineer
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Okay once again getting hyped about vidja is keeping me up way past my bedtime

    Good night buttfaces

    And good night sweet chat thread of mine

    You may live to 100 pages but you are a thousand pages in my heart

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i am going to watch space jam

    i swear it is for comedic joke writing purposes

    Do you feel that this is your chance, and you can do your dance at the space jam?
    Alright.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    My girlfriend's brother made his way through college by selling pot on the side.

    So, uh, there's always that.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    AMD's R9 Nano looks like a great card for making the tiniest baby gaming PC. I need it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    @spacekungfuman how are the controls on the mobile version of FFT?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    ...

    All of these classes occur during business hours, even in the distance learning section.

    So basically you can only take these classes if your company is involved in your education which basically doesn't happen.

    It's like the only way to escape poverty is bankruptcy.

    Are you just trying to snag like a bachelor's?

    I'd be looking at bellevue college for both lower prices and more flexible schedule.

    I already have a BA in English, but that's not getting me anywhere.

    Bellevue college is the least horrible, yeah. Just none of it is really easy to take.

    Oh hmm.

    Yah I dunno then.

    Become an IT?

    This is the only advice I know how to give.

    I live in Seattle.

    There are toddlers who can out-IT me around here.

    I am a Seattle IT.

    I swear some of my co-workers might be illiterate.

    I bet you could make it.

    Like I said, toddlers. :P

    Thing is that I have a reasonable career path. I've been working toward it for years now. I just can't catch a goddamn break to get out of the terrible parts.

    The one company that likes me around here pays so little that it makes the companies that won't hire me have to hold back a laugh over the phone during an interview.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    My girlfriend's brother made his way through college by selling pot on the side.

    So, uh, there's always that.

    thats exactly wat i said

    delicious marijuanas for freedom

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    is E3 done now?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Wasn't there supposed to be a new Shaq Fu game coming out?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I am kinda glad my government doesn't fund people getting a PhD in anime.

    Just saying... that doesn't seem like a great use of public funding.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    explain santa

    One cookie can bring 3 liters of water from freezing to a boil.

    Donkey Kong on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »

    Oh god.

    Fantasy needs to come up with something other than Nebraska Winter as its big scary doom.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Speaking of being an IT

    are any central florida folks going to Infocomm this week in Orlando?

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    not quite.....but sure let's go with turning into meat popsicles

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    A calorie is a measure of heat like a degree or a thermometer. To lose calories, just get very cold.

    this is actually very true

    the reason it doesn't work is the "calories" listed on food are actually kilocalories

    so you have to get very very very cold for a very long time

    This fact constantly galls me.

    So much about energy measurement does so:

    Why is everything in kilocalorie and kilojoules? Like, in Australia we have our dietary requirements expressed in kJ , but they are actually kkJ. F uuuu

    Why do Americans use a metric measurement of energy?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    My girlfriend's brother made his way through college by selling pot on the side.

    So, uh, there's always that.
    that's a stroke of luck tho

    not every college is gonna have a market for pot

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I am kinda glad my government doesn't fund people getting a PhD in anime.

    Just saying... that doesn't seem like a great use of public funding.

    Compared to what? Sports PhDs?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    What with marijuans being legal in Washington, I doubt you could put yourself through school selling it here.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Computers of the future look like square Oreo cookies.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    I am kinda glad my government doesn't fund people getting a PhD in anime.

    Just saying... that doesn't seem like a great use of public funding.

    Compared to what? Sports PhDs?
    you need to get a STEM education so you can be a more productive tax payer, duh

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I am kinda glad my government doesn't fund people getting a PhD in anime.

    Just saying... that doesn't seem like a great use of public funding.

    how dare u

    this is why american made anime is always AWFUL

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    What with marijuans being legal in Washington, I doubt you could put yourself through school selling it here.

    I bet dispensaries make an ok profit.

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