In my fanfic Geebs gets eviscerated by canister shot during the Battle of Bro?dino
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I would take literally any other pop star over Meghan Trainor in a fist fight.
Tswift, Perry, Beyonce, Lorde (though this one might be close?); I'd be willing to bet actual real life money that any of them could fuck Meghan Trainor up.
No wait, nevermind, Ariana Grande exists. Meghan Trainor could totally beat up Ariana Grande.
Finally, all my years of training coming to fruition
I have found my destiny
If my destiny is to wonder whether or not I have gotten good enough at kickboxing to defeat Meghan Trainor, then shrugging noncommittally and playing the new ep of Tales from the Borderlands. In which case, my life now has meaning.
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I mean it was a joke
she's terrible
she ripped off her own song on her second single
it sounds exactly the same
I hate what her songs say
The time honored fighting style of sit on someone until they calm down hasn't failed me yet.
so I have a 100% win rate, she clearly doesn't stand a chance
WITNESS ME
but maybe a fisting fight
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Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
tables/ladders/chairs match definitely
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Like, if she wanted to fistfight, I'd probably go for it
I don't really dig her music, and sometimes fighting is fun
tell me more ...
there is a lump of bone on top of my hand and I probably need to have surgery
Hey bonK what are some of your favorite shitty old punk rock records
It's a bone.
Made out of bones.
In his left hand.
I'm super out of shape
Ok so would you say you feel more like a chimera or a mutant
asking for my forum fanfic
like a mutant, but from like, a grant morrisson x-men comic where being a mutant is gross and pointless
the geebs' character redemption arc is going to slot right into the steaming gay orgy on page 91
Isn't that just a bonespur or do you have a seperate bone there?
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
.... actually I'm not even sure I do at this point
it's not really, you know, a spur, but it's definitely just...extra bone
I thought you were great in The Death of Superman
And she put all her bass in a bucket
Sounds more like a nerfed Wolverine.
oh, it's definitely still growing, and I've already had it reduced via surgery once
mostly the placement is such that it hurts to grip things and apply torque, so most of the time it's fine
Tswift, Perry, Beyonce, Lorde (though this one might be close?); I'd be willing to bet actual real life money that any of them could fuck Meghan Trainor up.
No wait, nevermind, Ariana Grande exists. Meghan Trainor could totally beat up Ariana Grande.
Is that like, of the fic or this thread? Cos if it's the latter we have a duty to make it last that long.
I thought she was just going to be a one hit wonder
and let's be honest, she's no Marina and the Diamonds
By crying and running away.
Me hitting Meghan Trainor
Meghan trainor hitting the floor
Anytime you're ready, pal.
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i think she's very talented and an incredible singer. i love the 50's style she's bringing back.
but she needs to realize how damaging them songs of hers is (assuming she isn't aware of it)
I have found my destiny
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