Because it still revolves around male approval for your body type. It only expands the criteria for sexual objectification rather than sending the message that women are allowed to appreciate their bodies regardless.
Because it still revolves around male approval for your body type. It only expands the criteria for sexual objectification rather than sending the message that women are allowed to appreciate their bodies regardless.
She's got you locked in her sights. There's no way to sneak away at this point unless you manage to lose her between racks of clothing. You might be able to pay dead though. Roll against your bluff skill.
Whoa, now wait a second, hold on.
Are we talking about a regular Target, or a Super Target?
Because that drastically changes evasion tactics based on the size of the store, the types of clothing racks used, and the nearest available exit.
It's a regular target but it's a big one with two floors. It even has one of those conveyor things to take your shopping cart upstairs
Ah, very well then, carry on.
By the way, they changed the rules for escaping down the cart conveyors in the latest errata; now it's Con or Dex, as opposed to just Dex.
I am all for that, as I feel every character should be offered the avenue for a valiant escape, and not just the dexterous ones
If it started as a fistfight it wouldn't end as one
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The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
I would take literally any other pop star over Meghan Trainor in a fist fight.
Tswift, Perry, Beyonce, Lorde (though this one might be close?); I'd be willing to bet actual real life money that any of them could fuck Meghan Trainor up.
No wait, nevermind, Ariana Grande exists. Meghan Trainor could totally beat up Ariana Grande.
Justin Bieber. Hell, I'm pretty certain Ariana Grande could fuck him up good and proper.
I only listen to shitty old punk rock records and generally hate everything released in the last 10 years except for Bob Mould's last record
I am a COLLOSSAL Meghan Trainor fan, though
Hey bonK what are some of your favorite shitty old punk rock records
That's a real long list
How about what I listened to at work today
Dead Boys - Young Loud and Snotty
Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device
X - Los Angeles
Misfits - Static Age
The Damned - Machine Gun Etiquette
Machine Gun Etiquette is a real good album
I was listening to a ton of The Damned this time last year
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Celebrity Boxing needs to be a thing again. I'd watch Meghan Traynor do a charity fight with, like, Beyonce or someone. All proceeds to St Jude's or something.
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Joke's on you! It's cursed! Enjoy falling into ditches once every 1d4 days, jerkbag!
Joke's on you! I played a proper class, that is, a spellcasting class, and I'm just going to cast "Remove Curse" on it
QED
Because it still revolves around male approval for your body type. It only expands the criteria for sexual objectification rather than sending the message that women are allowed to appreciate their bodies regardless.
You should have read the footnotes; attempting to cast Remove Curse on the Doxy Family Sword only causes it to become angry.
You now fall into 1d4 ditches every 1d12 days.
Noted!
I am all for that, as I feel every character should be offered the avenue for a valiant escape, and not just the dexterous ones
But I would prefer to wrestle.
Is it consensual?
Yes.
...can I watch?
If it started as a fistfight it wouldn't end as one
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
I think I could take you.
dislike Meghan Trainor.
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You two roll for initiative!
it's apparently coming back for some unfathomable reason
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Justin Bieber. Hell, I'm pretty certain Ariana Grande could fuck him up good and proper.
what the hell
Don't you tell me how to love
There is a Ska version of it
lemme google that
rappers wear them
if a gal is into it and scc about it, i will beat five shades of color into her ass for her
closed hands are a hard limit for me though
well, at least for impact
Also is this an organized thing and can I be disqualified?
These are related.
Arby's paid good money for it from him
If the money right, I'm down for a fight.
One of my fantasies is sporting a black eye after a night of passionate fun
Machine Gun Etiquette is a real good album
I was listening to a ton of The Damned this time last year
WHY WON'T ANY OF THE NETWORKS RETURN MY CALLS!?
"let's make desperate, washed up former celebrities literally fight for our amusement" was kind of a low point for television
I'm the biggest fan of the I-vi paradigm in the world.
But come on now Meghan. You can't just throw that shit out with clever lyrics anymore, you have do at least do something with it.
What about garbage celebrities fighting professional fighters, like say Chris Brown vs Jon "Bones" Jones. I'd watch that. I'd watch it twice!
Or, like, Ann Coulter and Ronda Rowsey.