jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene
jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene
The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
@Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?
The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
Reading this again a day later and I would like to state for the record that it is an excellent post
The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
@Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?
I had so many responses to this my brain went spoit
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene
so uh
Aw man, really?
Shit, I hadn't heard that. I know he was in trouble for cocaine...
Damn, he's such a talented fighter and he always seemed like such a nice dude before he started gettin into trouble.
jon "bones" jones is currently out on bail after being charged with a felony for leaving the scene of an accident after he hit a pregnant woman with his car and fled the scene
so uh
Aw man, really?
Shit, I hadn't heard that. I know he was in trouble for cocaine...
Damn, he's such a talented fighter and he always seemed like such a nice dude before he started gettin into trouble.
He might have been a nice dude way back when, but after a while it became super obvious that his "nice guy" personality was 100% fake and he was a total asshole in his day-to-day life
Also apparently his cocaine use was an open secret for quite a while before he actually got popped for it
I was a big fan of his early on, but even before the coke stuff I fell off on him hard
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
I may be off on this but it seems MMA culture is absolute shit from the fan base, to the athletes, and all the way up to management. No bad news I hear about any MMA personalities surprises me anymore.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.
I may be off on this but it seems MMA culture is absolute shit from the fan base, to the athletes, and all the way up to management. No bad news I hear about any MMA personalities surprises me anymore.
Yup. Me and a couple friends follow MMA (specifically, UFC) pretty regularly and we're relatively normal, but just about every MMA fan I've seen/interacted with in the wild has been all-around awful
Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.
Ha ha no, Dana White is an absolute piece of shit. Dude treats his contracted fighters like garbage, has shitty contracts that fuck over his fighters, puts fighters into training and fighting schedules that are much too cramped...
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
The party enters the crypt of Megan Traynor. The antechamber is decadently appointed in pastel colors and helium filled party balloons. There is a mural depicting her mother telling her that men like more booty to hold at night. There is fake treasure littering the floor, plastic baubles and costume jewelry. While it is obviously worthless it is displayed in an overwhelmingly attractive way. You're not sure if its an enchantment or a case of all the right junk in all the right places.
There is a door in the other end of the room. You suspect that Megan Traynor and her backup vampires lie further inside.
@Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?
It's not about being smart enough to look for traps but actually knowing what to look for.
Geth roll 1d20 against doxy's int
You do get the bright idea to pick up handfuls of plastic junk and throw them everywhere you suspect there's a trap though.
Yeah, Dana White has been trying to clean the sport up a bit, but it's a question more of the culture behind the sport than the athletes themselves. It's a real shame. Boxing has a lot of the same problems.
Ha ha no, Dana White is an absolute piece of shit. Dude treats his contracted fighters like garbage, has shitty contracts that fuck over his fighters, puts fighters into training and fighting schedules that are much too cramped...
That's all true, but he also has been trying to clean up the image of the sport as far as the general population and, most importantly, licensing boards and fight commissions are concerned.
While in the crypt I pick up as many baubles as I can. I know they aren't worth anything, but they mean something to me
You're stuck, compulsively hoarding Megan Traynor's junk well beyond what will fit in a size 15 loot bag. Your friends helplessly scream at you, "you know that shit ain't real!" And then they plead at the spirit of Megan Traynor, "c'mon! Make it stop! "
You do not. She caught you in the Target women's clothing department and now it's on.
What kind of hangers are there? Scarves, purses, anything I might use for entanglement?
You both have access to a full array of clothing based weapons. There are only cheap plastic hangers
does she recognize & ratify my motion to initialize an improptu subgame of magic the gathering (using the 4 boosters i was about to purchase) which will be legally binding vis a vis determining who among us is victor
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It sounds to me like you just want to see professional assholes get their shit handed to them by professional ass-kickers.
I'm down for that!
so uh
That's Albuquerque for you.
It seems like that might be the safest option...
@Metalbourne I would like to search the room for traps. I assume INT is an acceptable stat for this?
Reading this again a day later and I would like to state for the record that it is an excellent post
I had so many responses to this my brain went spoit
Aw man, really?
Shit, I hadn't heard that. I know he was in trouble for cocaine...
Damn, he's such a talented fighter and he always seemed like such a nice dude before he started gettin into trouble.
He might have been a nice dude way back when, but after a while it became super obvious that his "nice guy" personality was 100% fake and he was a total asshole in his day-to-day life
Also apparently his cocaine use was an open secret for quite a while before he actually got popped for it
I was a big fan of his early on, but even before the coke stuff I fell off on him hard
Does it count if we go out drinking and then get in a fist fight and then eat waffle house?
Because that may have happened in my circle of friends a couple of times.
They have pulled knives and gone at each other.
Yup. Me and a couple friends follow MMA (specifically, UFC) pretty regularly and we're relatively normal, but just about every MMA fan I've seen/interacted with in the wild has been all-around awful
Ha ha no, Dana White is an absolute piece of shit. Dude treats his contracted fighters like garbage, has shitty contracts that fuck over his fighters, puts fighters into training and fighting schedules that are much too cramped...
It's not about being smart enough to look for traps but actually knowing what to look for.
Geth roll 1d20 against doxy's int
You do get the bright idea to pick up handfuls of plastic junk and throw them everywhere you suspect there's a trap though.
That's all true, but he also has been trying to clean up the image of the sport as far as the general population and, most importantly, licensing boards and fight commissions are concerned.
what are the bottom dredges of society, buttcleft
I only like violence in video games and movies.
Real life violence disgusts me.
I tried watching MMA once and a guy started bleeding so I left the room.
That isn't to say I judge others for liking it.
I just can't deal, it's like a phobia. Just makes my tummy all queasy.
Now that dialog over the shopped picture where he looks incredibly short.
people who wear affliction shirts.
move along.
that's fucked up
people who have mullets.
#notallmullets
You're stuck, compulsively hoarding Megan Traynor's junk well beyond what will fit in a size 15 loot bag. Your friends helplessly scream at you, "you know that shit ain't real!" And then they plead at the spirit of Megan Traynor, "c'mon! Make it stop! "
Open doors for me and you might get some
kisses
Fuck, I thought you were gonna say head.
You're a dirty tease, Knob.
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Bite sized pieces
she calls a judge over
Let's talk about the only violent sport that matters on TV these days.
... Battlebots!
but they're listening to every word I say