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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    jorts look amazing on me

    eff haters
    exist wrote: »
    have ya'll been outside all ladies everywhere wearing jorts all the time and they all lookin good come on people we're millennials it's what we do

    Wait, did everybody except me suddenly change the name of denim cutoff short shorts to jorts?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Those are still Daisy Dukes. Jorts are jean shorts that are designed that way, not cut offs.

    And the hatred toward them is both irrational and hurtful.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Yeah they give you a kind of mobility that makes you capable of pretty much anything

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Larlar
    On one hand, they say, 'I appreciate hard-wearing clothing' and on the other they say, 'I appreciate feeling the wind through my leg hairs' so pretty much the below the belt line accoutrement of choice tbqh

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    Daisy Dukes are a very specific kind of cut off. Otherwise they're just cutoffs.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Crwthy Dukes

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Anti-crwth
    please look to john cena, patron saint of jorts, for guidance

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    I look to him but I can't see him.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    crwth wrote: »
    please look to john cena, patron saint of jorts, for guidance

    Yeah that is the image that comes to mind when people say jorts, not Jessica Simpson in that shitty Dukes of Hazzard remake.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I look to him but I can't see him.

    this is the best post

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Anti-crwth
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I look to him but I can't see him.

    when there was only one set of footprints, that is when he firemans carried you

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    knitdan wrote: »
    Those are still Daisy Dukes. Jorts are jean shorts that are designed that way, not cut offs.

    And the hatred toward them is both irrational and hurtful.

    Stonewash jorts. Is there something about them that when you wear them, it forces you to do lawn work for 4 hours every day?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    Daisy Dukes are one of the few types of shorts I find remotely acceptable

    It's like that and various varieties of athletic shorts (being worn for athletic things)

    Although I rarely wear my Dukes out of the house

    Part of that is because they don't play well with my undergarment of choice though

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Daisy Dukes are one of the few types of shorts I find remotely acceptable

    It's like that and various varieties of athletic shorts (being worn for athletic things)

    Although I rarely wear my Dukes out of the house

    Part of that is because they don't play well with my undergarment of choice though

    Long-johns under Dukes would look pretty weird, yeah.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    crosspost from the webcomics thread
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Thinkin bout crwth

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Crwth is truly a many splendored man.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Pro-crwth
    Thinkin bout crwth
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    Gvzbgul on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Hmm. Hmm.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Anti-crwth
    Thinkin bout crwth

    bad idea

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    Little did I know his musical ability.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBWpB5zlerI

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    Will jorts let me fly

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    crwth: Not even once.
    Pretty shocked the Crwth wikipedia page isn't locked for vandalism.

    delighted that the 6th google suggestion is "penny arcade crwth"

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Will jorts let me fly

    100% of the time yes

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Who is crwth
    Fool me once, shame on crwth. Fool me twice, crwth on me.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Larlar
    So all we have to do to get Crwth on us is get fooled twice?

    Sounds good to me

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    I just went for a walk and on that walk I saw a car onto the hood of which someone had spread what appeared to be flour. Into that flour they wrote in large confident letters:

    JOHN CENA
    <3

    Had some crwth thoughts on that walk.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    The fact that John Cenas walkout music hits as he does a heroic thing in the wilderness is amazing.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Pro-crwth
    crwth wrote: »

    damn, john cena gettin' into daphne's neckerchief apparently

    seems about right

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Anti-crwth
    fred can't even begin to compare to

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Larlar
    crwth wrote: »

    I can no longer hear the cena walkout theme without thinking of this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmRMnVULs8

    BahamutZERO on
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Pro-crwth
    crwth wrote: »

    I can no longer hear the cena walkout theme without thinking of this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmRMnVULs8

    having just watched the movie for god only knows what reason last night, this was amazing

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