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Gay Marriage is now legal in the United States [chat]

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    you're right actually it is a requirement

    we had a good time but I'm about to go out and find me a hot chick before they're all gone

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.

    um but ur a girl ffs how can i gay mary u think about it...

    Awww but I thought you were nicki!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    someone better tell Hakkes

    orphane we must all do our part

    please report to your nearest marriage camp for assignment

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Heh, Dwarfers just met Jesus.

    "23AD, this is when he's supposed to be alive!"
    "So how old would he be?"

    Cat <3

    By most reckonings about 29 because the priest in charge to count back in the middle ages messed up.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    I am already straight married, but I believe now my marriage is less special somehow, according to a man on the Internet.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    I am already straight married, but I believe now my marriage is less special somehow, according to a man on the Internet.

    your marriage suffered a massive 9/11 * 2 attack today, and the devil is dancing and the music has died all at once.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    I am already straight married, but I believe now my marriage is less special somehow, according to a man on the Internet.

    do u realise how common straight marriage is? lol vanilla so boring

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    someone better tell Hakkes

    orphane we must all do our part

    please report to your nearest marriage camp for assignment

    DK asked me to marry him but balked at my "no prenup" stipulation

    Sorry but I need half dat sweet china yuan

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    holy crap its storming nonstop and i have to go across campus
    thanks, obama gay marriage

    Bless your heart.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
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    surrealitycheck on
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  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    So, serious question.

    Do I need to leave my wife now or not? Should I expect a letter in the mail with further instructions, or do I need to find my own gay-husband to marry?

    Like, how does this work now that my traditional marriage is destroyed?

    Thanks a lot gays, didn't you think of these consequences when you overturned the whole social order?

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    I am already straight married, but I believe now my marriage is less special somehow, according to a man on the Internet.

    do u realise how common straight marriage is? lol vanilla so boring

    Our marriage seems dull and workaday now. Gay marriage has supplanted my boring straight marriage and made it irrelevant.

    This is probably what baseline humans feel like in the Marvel universe, constantly afraid that mutants are going to take over.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I'm going clothes shopping

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Finding out Jill Biden's twitter name is actually DrBiden fills me with so much disappointment

    TTODewback on
    Bless your heart.
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I'm going clothes shopping

    dont do it

    i never buy clothing you should stay safe like me

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Oooooh my painkillers kicked in

    Please what a lovely day this post

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Finding out Jill Biden's twitter name is actually DrBiden fills me with so much disappointment

    It's a parody account

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I'm going clothes shopping

    dont do it

    i never buy clothing you should stay safe like me

    Embrace our nudist utopia Pony!

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Finding out Jill Biden's twitter name is actually DrBiden fills me with so much disappointment

    It's a parody account

    no its real

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Its too bad my marriage is dead now.

    I wonder if i can get a good deal on my wedding ring.

    Its pretty sweet tbh.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    someone better tell Hakkes

    orphane we must all do our part

    please report to your nearest marriage camp for assignment

    DK asked me to marry him but balked at my "no prenup" stipulation

    Sorry but I need half dat sweet china yuan

    oh absolutely never get married to some sterling ass without a pre-nup

    you know he ain't gonna part with dat paper unless it written on paper

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I am joe biden's French cousin joe bidet

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Finding out Jill Biden's twitter name is actually DrBiden fills me with so much disappointment

    It's a parody account

    I still want to believe Joe Biden was running around with a rainbow cape.

    I care not for a reality this didn't happen.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    gay uggo marriage still statutorily ambiguous

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    Its too bad my marriage is dead now.

    I wonder if i can get a good deal on my wedding ring.

    Its pretty sweet tbh.

    You seriously have the best avatar on this forum.

    Also, sorry about your marriage and stuff. But the avatar is awesome.

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Well my friend turned down my gay marriage proposal just because she is straight. I was under the impression that this was now mandatory. This is bs and I want a refund.

    Still accepting applications thouh.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    So would anyone like to gay marry. Me? I am now accepting applications.
    sorry, accidentally got gay married at lunch..not even sure who this guy is....i thought it was a requirement now so i sort of jumped the gun so i wouldn't get left with an uggo

    I am already straight married, but I believe now my marriage is less special somehow, according to a man on the Internet.

    do u realise how common straight marriage is? lol vanilla so boring

    Our marriage seems dull and workaday now. Gay marriage has supplanted my boring straight marriage and made it irrelevant.

    This is probably what baseline humans feel like in the Marvel universe, constantly afraid that mutants are going to take over.

    Those damn dirty muties in their flamboyant costumes, flaunting their mutant lifestyle!

    It sickens me.

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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I am joe biden's French cousin joe bidet

    I'm his relaxed hippie cousin, Joe Abidin'

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  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    BSoB wrote: »
    Its too bad my marriage is dead now.

    I wonder if i can get a good deal on my wedding ring.

    Its pretty sweet tbh.

    You seriously have the best avatar on this forum.

    Also, sorry about your marriage and stuff. But the avatar is awesome.

    It was a poorly worded gay marriage joke. sorry if that was confusing.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    gay uggo marriage still statutorily ambiguous

    "The majority opinion stating that fugly-ass men are summarily afforded equal rights to the full rights and privileges inherent to the institution of marriage is nothing short of a travesty and a grossly incompetent miscarriage of misinterpretation of Constitutional doctrine" -- SCALIA dissent June 24, 2017. THOMAS and ALITO join. ROBERTS rolls his eyes.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    So how long before some nitwit claims that homophobia is over in America?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    BSoB wrote: »
    Its too bad my marriage is dead now.

    I wonder if i can get a good deal on my wedding ring.

    Its pretty sweet tbh.

    You seriously have the best avatar on this forum.

    Also, sorry about your marriage and stuff. But the avatar is awesome.

    It was a poorly worded gay marriage joke. sorry if that was confusing.

    richy doesnt get it as an enslaved vassal of the repressed provinces of Canadia, where he has toiled in the socialism mines for nigh on twenty years

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
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    BSoB wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    BSoB wrote: »
    Its too bad my marriage is dead now.

    I wonder if i can get a good deal on my wedding ring.

    Its pretty sweet tbh.

    You seriously have the best avatar on this forum.

    Also, sorry about your marriage and stuff. But the avatar is awesome.

    It was a poorly worded gay marriage joke. sorry if that was confusing.

    Yeah I know I got it. Mine was a poorly-worded response. I really do like your avatar, but if I thought someone's marriage really was ending, my sympathy response would probably not use the words "and stuff".

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So how long before some nitwit claims that homophobia is over in America?

    Its probably already been said

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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