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The [Love] thread, for exist's sake.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    SHERI DID YOU SEE URA-

    oh

    I've been smooching with the lady I'm seeing
    but she says she doesn't get attached easily any more, so this will go slowly and I am ok with that
    also she hasn't responded to some of the sappier stuff I do so I should probably just stop that?

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    PassionateLoviePassionateLovie Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    SHERI DID YOU SEE URA-

    oh

    I've been smooching with the lady I'm seeing
    but she says she doesn't get attached easily any more, so this will go slowly and I am ok with that
    also she hasn't responded to some of the sappier stuff I do so I should probably just stop that?

    I would stop. She's already told you she likes to take it slow. if you keep pushing it too much you might push her away.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    yeah I just hope I haven't already started putting her off

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    the only way I'll be too mature to laugh at a uranus joke would be if I had matured so much that I became a dead person

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I had a dream where I cuddled with knob.

    At least it was a hot guy I thought was knob

    It could well have been Knob, especially if by 'hot' you mean he had lit himself on fire.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    the only way I'll be too mature to laugh at a uranus joke would be if I had matured so much that I became a dead person

    It's just that I've heard the joke like 10 times since Friday

    I hate repetition
    I hate repetition

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    ugh why do these guys think that sending me the creepiest messages they can think of will make me more interested in them? >.>

    1. They are just being assholes on the internet trying to abuse people behind the guise of internet anonymity
    2. You are getting 1 of 100 copy pasted messages looking for a specific kind of girl/reply
    3. Creepers gonna creep.

    Don't let it discourage you, not shitty people do exist.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    But did you see anyone's butt?

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    For my birthday @Javen and I went to the local science center and they have an observatory and we saw Venus and Jupiter and Saturn and it was the most romantic thing ever
    No we didn't see Uranus

    Also grow up

    You'd have to be incredible flexible.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    SHERI DID YOU SEE URA-

    oh

    I've been smooching with the lady I'm seeing
    but she says she doesn't get attached easily any more, so this will go slowly and I am ok with that
    also she hasn't responded to some of the sappier stuff I do so I should probably just stop that?

    I'd say yes to stopping. Also, some people just don't dig sappy or traditionally romantic stuff, to the point where it's a turnoff. Dex and I are both like that which works out well for us.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I am a super sappy romantic

    give me all the saps

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    got a date wae a russian in a cat cafe in edinburgh lets see how this pans out

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I wanna go to a cat cafe.

    Seems like a good place for a nice little chat.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wanna go to a cat cafe.

    Seems like a good place for a nice little chat.

    It sounds purrrrfect for getting to know one another

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I heard of a place that was an internet cat cafe.

    It closed down pretty quickly because the mice kept vanishing.

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    DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    hehehe This nurse I've been seeing is currently quite drunk and sending me lots of cute little messages while I'm away.

    At first I wasn't sure what was happening between us, but alcohol to the rescue!

    Feels nice to know she is missing me lots

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Dixon wrote: »
    hehehe This nurse I've been seeing is currently quite drunk and sending me lots of cute little messages while I'm away.

    At first I wasn't sure what was happening between us, but alcohol to the rescue!

    Feels nice to know she is missing me lots

    Do you work as a teacher

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    DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    Nope,

    Travelling Sys Admin

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Cat cafe!!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Is that a cafe for cats, a cafe run by cats, or a cafe that serves cats (like, you order a venti calico and they hand you a cup with a one-month-old kitten sitting in it).

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Is that a cafe for cats, a cafe run by cats, or a cafe that serves cats (like, you order a venti calico and they hand you a cup with a one-month-old kitten sitting in it).

    One where cats are present and customers can interact with them

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I saw a mom and pop bookstore by dewey beach that had a bunch of cats just chilling by the windows, sunning themselves and occasionally rubbing up on people. And there were signs around the place saying that the cats can be adopted, if one strikes your fancy, so a cat shelter/bookstore/coffee place right by the beach. That owner is living my fantasy life.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Is that a cafe for cats, a cafe run by cats, or a cafe that serves cats (like, you order a venti calico and they hand you a cup with a one-month-old kitten sitting in it).

    One where cats are present and customers can interact with them

    That is much more low-concept than I was envisioning, but still sounds very pleasant.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    We had a ceremony to legally wed today! It's just to make the visa process easier but I'm still calling carla my waifu in private

    We'll see if i survive to the actual wedding

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    @Javen and I haven't been very sappy lately

    I think that's something that kind of happens after living together for a long time

    So I'm going to be sappy for a sec

    @Javen I love you more than anything in the whole wide world. <3<3<3

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    For my birthday @Javen and I went to the local science center and they have an observatory and we saw Venus and Jupiter and Saturn and it was the most romantic thing ever
    No we didn't see Uranus

    Also grow up
    No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

    Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once. But it's been proven, he only saw the planet Venus.

    Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Dating tips for cis men:

    1. Stop throwing yourself at whatever you find even remotely attractive. Really I'm down for nsa sex and friends with benefits, but if you go into a date with me with the kinkiest thing you can think of being anal sex, you're going to come out of this like the protagonist in a Lovecraft story.
    2. READ THE FUCKING PROFILE

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Took me a second to realize what "nsa sex" was; I was on a totally different wavelength there.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    For my birthday @Javen and I went to the local science center and they have an observatory and we saw Venus and Jupiter and Saturn and it was the most romantic thing ever
    No we didn't see Uranus

    Also grow up
    No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

    Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once. But it's been proven, he only saw the planet Venus.

    Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

    Also EVERYONE GO SEE VENUS AND JUPITER TONIGHT OMG IS IT DARK YET

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Dating tips for cis men:

    1. Stop throwing yourself at whatever you find even remotely attractive. Really I'm down for nsa sex and friends with benefits, but if you go into a date with me with the kinkiest thing you can think of being anal sex, you're going to come out of this like the protagonist in a Lovecraft story.
    2. READ THE FUCKING PROFILE

    Reading the profile and not throwing myself at people I find attractive is my entire dating MO at the moment.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I knew what it meant because of 'n sync

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    For my birthday @Javen and I went to the local science center and they have an observatory and we saw Venus and Jupiter and Saturn and it was the most romantic thing ever
    No we didn't see Uranus

    Also grow up
    No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

    Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once. But it's been proven, he only saw the planet Venus.

    Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

    Also EVERYONE GO SEE VENUS AND JUPITER TONIGHT OMG IS IT DARK YET

    Thanks to how flammable Saskatchewan apparently is, I don't think that's going to be much of an option for me.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    What... is... nsa sex?

    no strings attached c'mon sheri

    JEEZ

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    That's all Pinocchio is into.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Took me a second to realize what "nsa sex" was; I was on a totally different wavelength there.

    nasal sex?

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    NSA sex is observed by tapping your refrigerator.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    It's when someone uses a spy satellite to watch you do it

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    What... is... nsa sex?

    no strings attached c'mon sheri

    JEEZ

    Oh duh

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