sometime between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up on saturday/sunday i got up and peed in a storage bin full of stuff in my friends closet
don't let me stay over your house if ive
been drinking
sometime between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up on saturday/sunday i got up and peed in a storage bin full of stuff in my friends closet
don't let me stay over your house if ive
been drinking
I knew a guy who shat in the bathtub of his one night stand and didn't wake up when she and her roommate cleaned up the mess while yelling at him the whole time.
I remember when after a night of drinking we somehow ended up back at her apt where she was puking and really just gross
I helped her into the tub and cleaned her up as best as I could and then helped her get clean clothes on and into bed I just sat in the chair the rest of the night making sure she was going to be ok.
I got a lot of shit from a lot of people over time because I cared. That I was not looking for a east lay but that I cared enough to make sure they were not going to puke on themselves.
She apologized a lot for the next month even though I said it was nothing I did it because I cared most would not.
sometime between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up on saturday/sunday i got up and peed in a storage bin full of stuff in my friends closet
don't let me stay over your house if ive
been drinking
I remember when after a night of drinking we somehow ended up back at her apt where she was puking and really just gross
I helped her into the tub and cleaned her up as best as I could and then helped her get clean clothes on and into bed I just sat in the chair the rest of the night making sure she was going to be ok.
I got a lot of shit from a lot of people over time because I cared. That I was not looking for a east lay but that I cared enough to make sure they were not going to puke on themselves.
She apologized a lot for the next month even though I said it was nothing I did it because I cared most would not.
This is always the right thing to do and you're cool for it, buddy. Taking care of a puking person is super gross but the decent thing to do.
sometime between the time i fell asleep and the time i woke up on saturday/sunday i got up and peed in a storage bin full of stuff in my friends closet
don't let me stay over your house if ive
been drinking
I knew a guy who shat in the bathtub of his one night stand and didn't wake up when she and her roommate cleaned up the mess while yelling at him the whole time.
Then he did it a second time.
That man is a father now.
Define your terms for doing it a second time. Same one night (two night) stand? Same bathtub? Did he go back for the roommate? Did he have a totally separate one night stand where he shit in a second bath tub? Why a bathtub? The toilet is right there.
If it was a two night stand, was it a two night stand because he shit in the bath tub or because she believed it would not happen again? Fool me once, shame on me...
Wandering Sleep-pissers happens all the fucking time in the navy. Eventually you figure out who the night walkers are and learn to keep a watch on them when they come back shitfaced, but the first port visit in a deployment before everyone has figured out a system can be a dangerous time.
Waking up for your 3-8 watch only to find that your left boot has been used for a makeshift urinal really, really sucks.
Wandering Sleep-pissers happens all the fucking time in the navy. Eventually you figure out who the night walkers are and learn to keep a watch on them when they come back shitfaced, but the first port visit in a deployment before everyone has figured out a system can be a dangerous time.
Waking up for your 3-8 watch only to find that your left boot has been used for a makeshift urinal really, really sucks.
Sounds like one of those weird monsters from the very first Monster Manual
a laundry basket filled with my clean clothes
(almost) a very expensive custom made billiards table
my friends storage bin
ive also gone into my gfs roommates bathroom (which was across the apartment and i passed by my gfs bathroom on the way. also she was asleep at the time and im very surprised i did not get my ass kicked)
left my room and went out into the back yard to pee for some reason. my friend was very baffled at my incoherent reasoning
a laundry basket filled with my clean clothes
(almost) a very expensive custom made billiards table
my friends storage bin
ive also gone into my gfs roommates bathroom (which was across the apartment and i passed by my gfs bathroom on the way. also she was asleep at the time and im very surprised i did not get my ass kicked)
left my room and went out into the back yard to pee for some reason. my friend was very baffled at my incoherent reasoning
you are never allowed to get on my case about my drunken behaviour again
I have a friend who used to have a big issue with sleepwalking. He was asleep on the floor of the living room when his dad watched him wake up, stagger into the kitchen, open the refrigerator and let loose in the potato salad that he had made for the church potluck the next day. He fortunately had a good sense of humor about it.
My friend says that he remembers being thirsty and needing to pee, and after relieving himself he started shuffling toward the restroom. Fortunately his dad woke him up before the mixup came full circle.
a laundry basket filled with my clean clothes
(almost) a very expensive custom made billiards table
my friends storage bin
ive also gone into my gfs roommates bathroom (which was across the apartment and i passed by my gfs bathroom on the way. also she was asleep at the time and im very surprised i did not get my ass kicked)
left my room and went out into the back yard to pee for some reason. my friend was very baffled at my incoherent reasoning
you are never allowed to get on my case about my drunken behaviour again
EVER
im gonna
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This is prime "catch up on tv/movies/games/drinking that nice bottle of scotch" time.
don't let me stay over your house if ive
been drinking
I knew a guy who shat in the bathtub of his one night stand and didn't wake up when she and her roommate cleaned up the mess while yelling at him the whole time.
Then he did it a second time.
That man is a father now.
I helped her into the tub and cleaned her up as best as I could and then helped her get clean clothes on and into bed I just sat in the chair the rest of the night making sure she was going to be ok.
I got a lot of shit from a lot of people over time because I cared. That I was not looking for a east lay but that I cared enough to make sure they were not going to puke on themselves.
She apologized a lot for the next month even though I said it was nothing I did it because I cared most would not.
oh my god I would slam your head in that closet
and i didn't find out until he texted me and told me
Which, while a movie I enjoyed, looked to me like an introvert-to-extrovert conversion film
To an extent I can appreciate the idea of "you don't do anything, you should do more stuff"
But I like being at home, and my friends and my girlfriend also like trolling on the couch and playing games/watching shows/whatever
And I don't think it's really correct to say that another person's idea of fun is better than mine
nice location
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Also, Rumple Minze. I've still never tried it!
This is always the right thing to do and you're cool for it, buddy. Taking care of a puking person is super gross but the decent thing to do.
Literally the weakest possible outcome.
Define your terms for doing it a second time. Same one night (two night) stand? Same bathtub? Did he go back for the roommate? Did he have a totally separate one night stand where he shit in a second bath tub? Why a bathtub? The toilet is right there.
These are important details
Waking up for your 3-8 watch only to find that your left boot has been used for a makeshift urinal really, really sucks.
Sounds like one of those weird monsters from the very first Monster Manual
a laundry basket filled with my clean clothes
(almost) a very expensive custom made billiards table
my friends storage bin
ive also gone into my gfs roommates bathroom (which was across the apartment and i passed by my gfs bathroom on the way. also she was asleep at the time and im very surprised i did not get my ass kicked)
left my room and went out into the back yard to pee for some reason. my friend was very baffled at my incoherent reasoning
you are never allowed to get on my case about my drunken behaviour again
EVER
My friend says that he remembers being thirsty and needing to pee, and after relieving himself he started shuffling toward the restroom. Fortunately his dad woke him up before the mixup came full circle.
im gonna
yeah and im the queen of england[/sarcasm]
your majesty!
wow
i will never apologize for not being a slut like all the other boys