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Eat Poop You Cat - Fifteen and Two Thousands IS OVER! Results on PAGE 24!

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    You're the new number 2?

    Yes, I am The Shit.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    The quality of my entry proves it.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Two dumb magicians
    destroy everything good
    during Regency.




    (... technically I've only watched the first episode but considering it's one of my favourite books and how MUCH I liked the first episode I feel pretty confident slotting it in my 'favourite tv' list.)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    The Sopranos is
    Really good you should watch it
    Right up to the end

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    The Sopranos is
    Really good you should watch it
    Right up until the --

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    The Sopranos is
    Really good you should watch it
    Right up until the --

    What do you suppose
    The final scene of the show
    Means for family?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Once this thread was great
    Now this thread has been ruined
    By stupid haikus

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    I do miss Clone High
    College level rioting
    Pool, They flipped the bitch!

    Homeless Mandy Moore
    And G Spot rocks the G Spot
    Just like Bubba Sparxxx

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    At some events, if you keep the crowd waiting too long, they'll get rowdy and riot. This crowd get rowdy and writes crappy poetry.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    At some events, if you keep the crowd waiting too long, they'll get rowdy and riot. This crowd get rowdy and writes crappy poetry.

    My favorite events are the beer ones indoors. With glass tasting cups. Then when you accidentally drop one about 400 people turn around and shout heeeeeeyyyyyy!

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    progress happens soon
    We have always been at war
    With the Caulk Bite 6

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Speaking of drinking
    I need to pick up some beer
    So I can drink it

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    progress happens soon
    We have always been at war
    With the Caulk Bite 6

    sent

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    progress happens soon
    We have always been at war
    With the Caulk Bite 6

    What happened to caulk bite 1-5?

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fucking A, Guys.
    Posting all of these Haikus
    Makes me think its done.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Perrsun wrote: »
    progress happens soon
    We have always been at war
    With the Caulk Bite 6

    What happened to caulk bite 1-5?

    Caulk Bites one to five
    Came to quite a messy end
    We don't speak of them

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Fucking A, Guys.
    Posting all of these Haikus
    Makes me think its done.

    THE SUMMONING IS ALMOST COMPLETE! PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF THE DARK ONE!

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @JayKaos has the art
    I hope it goes straight to the heart
    Did I write this before?
    That last verse feels sore
    Either way, the end can now start!

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    you people have turned this thread into something even worse than an EPYC

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    you people have turn
    ed this thread into something
    even worse than an EPYC

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    "Turned" is one syllable...

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I suppose it could be

    it looks too long to be just one

    point is: gold team rules

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I mean, I guess maybe some people say "turn-ed", but I've never heard it said any way but "turnd". Or "turnt", but let us not speak of that.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I mean, I guess maybe some people say "turn-ed", but I've never heard it said any way but "turnd". Or "turnt", but let us not speak of that.

    I insist we talk about "turnt"

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Picked up a fawty
    Of old English malt liquor
    And a paper bag

  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Uh, uh, go shawty
    It's ya berfday, and we gon
    Party like bankrupt

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh hey @Perrsun since we can upload images directly to the forums now, I would recommend using that option. A couple of old EPYC's are plagued by the dreaded internet deletion machine that has plagued our kind since the dawn of imageshack.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Oh hey @Perrsun since we can upload images directly to the forums now, I would recommend using that option. A couple of old EPYC's are plagued by the dreaded internet deletion machine that has plagued our kind since the dawn of imageshack.

    Some of the entries are already forum-uploaded, and in theory should carry straight over.

    A complaint noticed by at least one person was that image quality was reduced compared to external hosting, so we'll see what happens once I start building the post.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Is this the real life
    Or is this a fantasy
    Will this really end?

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Yes, once I get home from work and try to mold all of this into something reasonable.

    Like that scene in Ghost, but with poop instead of clay. And Rank, instead of Patrick Swayze.

    All in all, a better situation for the modern day.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    mold all you will, it's gonna end up a crooked donger guaranteed

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    mold all you will, it's gonna end up a crooked donger guaranteed

    Mold it all you will
    It's gonna end up a crooked
    Donger guaranteed

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I suppose it's true EPYC fashion that Perrsun wasn't building up the full post as people sent him information, and instead has to do it all at the end.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    mold all you will, it's gonna end up a crooked donger guaranteed

    Well, that's by design.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    I suppose it's true EPYC fashion that Perrsun wasn't building up the full post as people sent him information, and instead has to do it all at the end.

    Oh no, I was, I just haven't put in all the IMG tags. Spoilers I remembered. IMGs I remembered too late.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I am disgusted by this.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    Syphyre wrote: »
    I suppose it's true EPYC fashion that Perrsun wasn't building up the full post as people sent him information, and instead has to do it all at the end.

    Oh no, I was, I just haven't put in all the IMG tags. Spoilers I remembered. IMGs I remembered too late.

    So it's done? And you are the weak link in the EPYC chain?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    My employment is the weakest link!

    But here's something to tide everybody over:

    While waiting for others to finish (and back when I thought the spares wouldn't be used at all) I had the spares do their own chain. Here are the results...

    Perrsun:
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    The Geebs That Knows Everything About Animorphs
    The world is kept safe from degenerate criminals once again, thanks to the incredible Fire Hydrant Man
    Caulk Bite 6
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    Houk
    "AT LONG LAST, HYDRANTUS EXACTS HIS REVENGE UPON THE CROTCHES OF THE WORLD! NOW IT IS HE WHO URINATES ON THEM!"

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    okay that's pretty good

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