OK, so I'm done and about to make the posts. I'll make a different post for each team, because these are huge.
I just want to say a few things:
I did end up taking up @Munkus Beaver on the suggestion to convert everything to a forum-hosted image.
Because of that, the real winners are the people that submitted them that way in the first place and didn't force me to save your image and upload it again.
There was 1 person on each team that gave me a terrible caption. I rubbed their nose in it, and made them do it again, WITH FEELING. They know who they are, and now they can see how much better the chain was because I made them WORK FOR IT. I could have given up on you, but instead I MADE YOU BETTER.
And now, without further adieu...
Both teams were given a seed caption. (This is the same caption that inspired my art from the Spare Chain)
That caption was ripped directly from @Rankenphile
I HAND THE WHEEL OF THE INFERNAL MACHINE TO A NOVICE AND THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS SMASH INTO A FIREPLUG
The Jeep destroyed, Bobby Generic realized the only way to get the bomb out of the city in time was his old childhood tricycle
Draw: cabsy
-facetious
Solid Snake prioritizes big-wheeling over saving Washington DC.
Draw: Platypus Beirut
-quantumturk
In retrospect, hiring Michael Bay to lead the Mexican flag re-design wasn’t even the worst decision they made that day.
Draw: The Hanged Man
-crwth
she hulks tenure as the Mexican ambassador didn't go quite as expected
Draw: Dr. Flamingo
-munkus beaver
Maracas. Why did it have to be Maracas?
Draw: fightinfilipino
-luvthemonkey
Marketing for the Harry Bellafonte-penned soundtrack to Indiana Jones: The Search for More Money went to some pretty weird places.
Draw: Cello
Cello. Marketing for the Harry Bellafonte-penned Soundtrack to Indiana Jones: The Search for More Money Went To Some Pretty Weird Places (in crayon, on canvas). 2015. Social Entropy++, The Internet. July 8, 2015.
-darleysam
As the clouds part revealing your your final, eternal destination, you begin to realise…
That is not St Peter.
Those are not pearly gates.
This is not heaven.
This is not heaven indeed.
Draw: Goose!
-ASimPerson
"The Moon was full. He now knew there wasn't much time."
Draw: see317
-that dave fella
I was expecting pink but all I got was an eyeful of brown.
Draw: Virgil_Leads_You
-jebusud
"Who could have foreseen that the psychic invaders from Ursa Major would succumb to such... simple tactics?"
Draw: Darkprimus
-Elaro
"Once again, the day is saved, thanks to poor libidinal discipline!"
Draw: gizzy
-Nirya
AXE's new ad campaign in Mexico for their shark-repellant spray is starting to get off-message.
Draw: machwing
-Crimson King
"As the drone of the federal helicopters faded into the distance, a cold grin swept across Chapo's face. When he sat up the tears he'd feigned were gone. Laughter, dark as the sea, bubbled up from somewhere deep inside him.
They'd thought they could cage him? They'd never accounted for the cartel's alliance with Aquaman."
Draw: Peen
-langly
"Yes, Yes," Jude Law thought. "With this army of exploding dolphins, not even Poseidon himself could stand before me!"
Draw: Noisymunk
-omnipotentbagel
"As he rode to the final destruction of the great Satan, Atlantica, Jude shouted with joy, for he knew 72 virgins awaited him on the other side."
Draw: trippyjing
-DeliciousTacos
"Finally the sultan's palace will feel Jude Law's Strangelove"
Draw: GSM
-larlar
Governments could no longer deny the existence of climate change after the northern lights went completely off the rails.
BRINGING IT HOME FOR THE ARTISTS: Knob Caulk Bite 6
THE LAST CHANCE. NO PRESSURE-jaykaos
The flying Ghost Train may not have been the most reliable shipping method, but every shipment of smuggled maple syrup that made it over the border was a national triumph.
THE FINAL CHAIN OF THE CAGE-FREE CERTIFIED ORGANIC SUSTAINABLY-GROWN MULTICHANNEL ADAPTIVE RETENTION SYNERGY GOLDENROD TEAM
Draw: Cantide
-Rainfall
The twelve-legged beast was dead,
Only a smoking ruin for a head.
The road was long, the water is deep
At long last, the monster sleeps.
Draw: mully
-SLyM
Defeated, TDOT's battle mecha sank to the ocean floor. "Back to the drawing board," he sighed
Draw: brolo
-Romanian my escutcheon
The Fantastic Four were a little bit put off by Dr. Doom's anime phase.
Draw: Fishman
-oghulk
The moon hovered over the annual attendees to the sacrifice, watching as doom fell upon those deemed worthy. Wealthy members costumed in traditional garb received more of the sacrifice's blessing than those without. Access to the last bastion of wealthy civilization loomed behind them, but without the sacrifice being complete, the attendees could not enter. The moon watched and waited.
Draw: tynic
-bendery it like beckham
The pop corn trick loses its effectiveness when you are 384,400km from the next closest movie goer.
Draw: kwoaru
-hoodie13
"From The Earth To The Moon", presented in 3-D IMAX, accompanied by copious amounts of shrooms.
Draw: Enc
-Zombie Hero
One lover gazes at the other, drifting away an inch and a half each year.
Draw: Noggin
-Slacker71
Sally and Bob pass each other slowly and slimily with love in their eyes.
Draw: ph blake
-MadEddy
Unmoved by the screams of her companions, young Mary watched her childhood idols meet their violent end. "It begins," she thought, and smiled.
Draw: Jars
-jgeis
Samara Poppins floated into town with deadly purpose; kill the hedgehog and take its skin.
Draw: Mr Fuzzbutt
-ThatDudeOverThere
"Even you cannot outrun death."
Draw: bwanie
-Vivixenne
Of the Four Horsemen, Death has always been known as an insufferable overachiever and something of a show-off.
Draw: Schide
-Weaver
"..with the ritual of old complete, the Earth did shake, and it did groan, and a great chasm did open. The Macho Man Randy Savage had been reborn into his new, but unexpected, vessel."
Draw: Awko
-SanderJK
"Oooooooh Yeaaaah" became a terror inducing cry, as the colorful parrot swept down from the volcano to eat another adventurer.
Draw: Wyborn
-MulysaSempronius
The nurturing kirbypteryx gathers food of dubious nutritional value for her babies. Her prey either run away like cowards or attempt to fight, unable to comprehend their inevitable end. OOHHH, YEAHHHH!
Draw: miscellaneousinsanity
-SilverWind
The result of the Smash Brothers vote
Created three characters of note:
An owl named Coo
Plus a macho man too
And a mad monk in a black coat
Draw: #pipe
-raijin quickfoot
The pungent scent of Slim Jim was all that remained as he smote his enemies.
THE CLOSER: berk
ABC. ALWAYS BE CAPTIONING. COFFEE IS FOR CAPTIONERS-rhylith
"And thus, yet another hapless band of blue army adventurers was crushed by The Goldenrod, slayer of the uniceravole, lover of the snake lady from Total Recall."
Lightning crashed. The earth rumbled. A torrent of red liquid fell upon the gruesome scene.
"DAMMIT STEVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP THE CODE RED SO CLOSE TO THE BOARD!"
in my totally unbiased opinion goldenrun's cat ate way more poop than blue team
Yeah, as a blue teamer, I enjoyed CFCOSGMARSGT's chain more as well. Although I did enjoy reading through Blue thinking "hmm, I think I can see how this got to my image" only to be almost immediately proven very wrong.
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Weaver's caption took me to a wonderful mindspace, which resulted in a D&D session where the PC's were all pro wrestlers travelling through time and space to stop an evil doomsday cult.
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The top ten things that come to mind when I hear Michael Bay's name, in no particular order:
- The least subtle possible product placement.
- Gratuitous use of explosions.
- Pandering to Chinese markets.
- Gratuitous use of Megan Fox.
- A bloated, superfluous ensemble cast of hollow, lazy caricatures.
- A primary protagonist who gets as much screen time as any other ten characters combined, but still avoids accumulating any discernible personality traits.
- The cultural sensitivity of a 1940's propaganda cartoon.
- Composition reminiscent of an ADHD kid running around in circles until he throws up.
- Repugnant mascot characters designed to be the brand's ambassador to toy stores.
- Dedication to using the first take, no backsies, no reshoots, we'll fix it in post (no we won't).
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The little details in the drawings, like the Chinese Michael Bay caricatures in The Hanged Man's drawing and the reflection of the moon's spyglass in tynic's drawing, are what really get to me in these
The little details in the drawings, like the Chinese people in The Hanged Man's drawing and the reflection of the moon's spyglass in tynic's drawing, are what really get to me in these
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In the alt thread that picture WAS the original phrase.
Ohhh Gotcha
also Houk, I love what you did with that.
wow
That chain is incredible
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I just want to say a few things:
I did end up taking up @Munkus Beaver on the suggestion to convert everything to a forum-hosted image.
Because of that, the real winners are the people that submitted them that way in the first place and didn't force me to save your image and upload it again.
There was 1 person on each team that gave me a terrible caption. I rubbed their nose in it, and made them do it again, WITH FEELING. They know who they are, and now they can see how much better the chain was because I made them WORK FOR IT. I could have given up on you, but instead I MADE YOU BETTER.
And now, without further adieu...
Both teams were given a seed caption. (This is the same caption that inspired my art from the Spare Chain)
That caption was ripped directly from @Rankenphile
MY LEGACY IS RUINED
Cello. Marketing for the Harry Bellafonte-penned Soundtrack to Indiana Jones: The Search for More Money Went To Some Pretty Weird Places (in crayon, on canvas). 2015. Social Entropy++, The Internet. July 8, 2015.
That is not St Peter.
Those are not pearly gates.
This is not heaven.
This is not heaven indeed.
They'd thought they could cage him? They'd never accounted for the cartel's alliance with Aquaman."
Only a smoking ruin for a head.
The road was long, the water is deep
At long last, the monster sleeps.
Created three characters of note:
An owl named Coo
Plus a macho man too
And a mad monk in a black coat
Lightning crashed. The earth rumbled. A torrent of red liquid fell upon the gruesome scene.
"DAMMIT STEVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP THE CODE RED SO CLOSE TO THE BOARD!"
thanks
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He was voted the most handsome man in the world, his face gets around!
it was a short hiatus
Also I love how Goldenrod listed, separately, the distance from the moon and earth in miles AND kilometres
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i died
i'm ded
I had to fuckin' reverse-image search that because I knew that picture was a specific reference but damned if I knew what.
"It's finished."
Yeah, as a blue teamer, I enjoyed CFCOSGMARSGT's chain more as well. Although I did enjoy reading through Blue thinking "hmm, I think I can see how this got to my image" only to be almost immediately proven very wrong.
...nope.
I'm still not sorry!
Edit oh wait it was Mully that I captioned for. Well, I'll let this stand as testament to me not paying attention ever.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Then the Latveria comicon repeated the process.
- The least subtle possible product placement.
- Gratuitous use of explosions.
- Pandering to Chinese markets.
- Gratuitous use of Megan Fox.
- A bloated, superfluous ensemble cast of hollow, lazy caricatures.
- A primary protagonist who gets as much screen time as any other ten characters combined, but still avoids accumulating any discernible personality traits.
- The cultural sensitivity of a 1940's propaganda cartoon.
- Composition reminiscent of an ADHD kid running around in circles until he throws up.
- Repugnant mascot characters designed to be the brand's ambassador to toy stores.
- Dedication to using the first take, no backsies, no reshoots, we'll fix it in post (no we won't).
Your entry was probably the best place my caption could have gone!
edit: Also The Hanged Man there's no need to explain, I understood your image perfectly at first glance
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The grin in the sky in Berk's.