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NFL Super Bowl XLIX: Lick the Gun

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    The Lions suck, but you already knew that.

    The all-cap message from one fan known as Zodiac Motherfucker sums up Lions fandom perfectly.

    Also, my comment got used!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Zodiac motherfucker?? He used to be a big ticket in I think the avclub comments section

    Wonder if it's the real deal or a copycat

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    ZMF's schtick was all-caps.

    You're muckin' with a G!
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    The Lions suck, but you already knew that.

    The all-cap message from one fan known as Zodiac Motherfucker sums up Lions fandom perfectly.

    Also, my comment got used!

    The rage at the Patriots was pretty funny in the Zodiac one

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Lions have one of the most physically gifted receivers ever to play the game, and they still manage to score less than I did as a teenager with frosted tips.

    Ok which one of you mother fuckers put that in there? I damn near GWB'd myself.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    GWB'd?

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Gingerly Wet Butted?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    Choked on a pretzel and died.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    iTunesIsEvil wrote: »
    Choked on a pretzel and died.

    Thank you good lord...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Ohhhhhh Dubya

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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    tsmvengytsmvengy Registered User regular
    Loved this one:
    Have you noticed that literally every WYTS column features an email containing the phrase “Even the Lions fan pitied me?”

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    The Yooper pileon in the comments is just gravy.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    http://deadspin.com/aw-christ-1726772039

    Russel!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Rusty pitches Woo!

    You're muckin' with a G!
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Dumb question, is there water on space?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    On space? Or do you mean in space, as in, outer space?

    Because yes to the second one.

    You're muckin' with a G!
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    It was a hard knocks reference.

    Some new rookie Texans from colleges went to NASA, and then sounded like they never heard of space before.

    Except in that movie Gravity.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

    Can you guys have a patriot fan move into the house?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

    Can you guys have a patriot fan move into the house?

    We got our jerod mayo injury last year and won anyway yeehaw

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

    Can you guys have a patriot fan move into the house?

    We got our jerod mayo injury last year and won anyway yeehaw

    Did you feel a tingle in your brain a second ago?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

    Can you guys have a patriot fan move into the house?

    Actually there is a good friend who will be coming over for our draft Saturday who is a very big patriots fan

    so keep your fingers crossed

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Orlando Scandrick is out for the season

    I live in a house with a DC fan, GB fan and Dallas fan

    and then me

    so far each team has had a significant injury

    so, it's my fault when Lynch breaks his ankle

    just saying

    Can you guys have a patriot fan move into the house?

    Actually there is a good friend who will be coming over for our draft Saturday who is a very big patriots fan

    so keep your fingers crossed

    Tom Brady tommy Johns!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Maybe belichick will injure himself putting on his hoodie

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    edited August 2015
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