Had an Australian registered Global Express on our ramp today. Thought the CSR said Austrian, so when I asked the pilot if he spoke my language he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
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Me: Did you finish helping [Irate Client]? I can't find their form.
Student: No.
Me: Where is their form?
Student: In the folder [that literally has 'DONE PILE' written on it]. I didn't know where else to put it.
Placement students aaaaaaaaargh
Does your place of employment frown on Nerf weapons?
Hmm... no! I should really look into that.
Alternatively: a button that plays the error sound from the Price is Right when pressed.
Corporate IT security systems are great. Especially when they crash, because now I can't access my email, any of our specifications, or anything else that I need to do my job. So, guys in IT, thanks for protecting me from the dangers of work.
Me: Did you finish helping [Irate Client]? I can't find their form.
Student: No.
Me: Where is their form?
Student: In the folder [that literally has 'DONE PILE' written on it]. I didn't know where else to put it.
Placement students aaaaaaaaargh
Does your place of employment frown on Nerf weapons?
Hmm... no! I should really look into that.
Alternatively: a button that plays the error sound from the Price is Right when pressed.
Corporate IT security systems are great. Especially when they crash, because now I can't access my email, any of our specifications, or anything else that I need to do my job. So, guys in IT, thanks for protecting me from the dangers of work.
*points to Ashley Madison*
Better than that happening to your company, eh?
Trust me. It sucks way, WAY more for the IT staff than it does for you. We never get compliments when things are working right, and people only notice us when things blow up - and that usually involves lots of yelling and threats of losing one's job. This is doubly so for the security guys, who are seen as the company's boogeymen.
Edit: Note that you are 100% justified in venting, and ranting, and being angry you can't work. I'm not denying you that. I'm just saying.. donuts when things are working right or after fixing the issue are always appreciated. I am totally bribable in donuts, and my coworkers know this.
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The Annoy-o-trons are all sold out!
Judging from what he said about them last time I'd guess the Annoy-O-Trons were destroyed by the Thinkgeek office staff.
*points to Ashley Madison*
Better than that happening to your company, eh?
Trust me. It sucks way, WAY more for the IT staff than it does for you. We never get compliments when things are working right, and people only notice us when things blow up - and that usually involves lots of yelling and threats of losing one's job. This is doubly so for the security guys, who are seen as the company's boogeymen.
Edit: Note that you are 100% justified in venting, and ranting, and being angry you can't work. I'm not denying you that. I'm just saying.. donuts when things are working right or after fixing the issue are always appreciated. I am totally bribable in donuts, and my coworkers know this.