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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Facebook is the worst.

    fuck jesse eisenberg

    He'll never be Michael Cera no matter how hard he tries. I'm pretty sure that fact haunts him.

    fucking winklevoss twins rowing put in the time

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    Ilpala
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular


    Throw a few of my favorites up again. Damn it Jeep.

    (I have been listening to these all morning while working)

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    Geth
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Its very much a damned if you do and damned if you don't, and I cannot even imagine the stress of that situation.

    Makes blind dating near-impossible. I find it interesting how some of the trans members of this community have found love/companionship here - which is a much more open and safe place than most, which allows them to be open about who they are (not just in a gender sense but a political, social, everything - we all share a lot about ourselves here behind the anonymity of our handles and avatars), which allows people who grow to like who they are to reach out to them, and its wonderful.

    The real world cannot work like that yet, and it will probably be generations before it does, because humanity sucks.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    bowen
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Facebook is the worst.

    fuck jesse eisenberg

    He'll never be Michael Cera no matter how hard he tries. I'm pretty sure that fact haunts him.

    y9IU6hWl.jpg

    i of course am the 4th evolution

    ForceVoidRMS OceanicDelmainoverride367shryke
  • AtomikaAtomika Brought to you by Technicolor™ Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Is there a push to disclose status more openly and earlier or is it still a damned-if-you-do-and-damned-if-you-don't kind of situation?

    There's no real good blanket policy for this.


    Basically, if you're worried about disclosing your status, tell others you trust that you're going to tell your partner so they can check in on you, and even then maybe tell your partner in a safe public place.

    FeralHakkekageNecosyndalisShivahn
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    IT'S CALLED MEGA EVOLUTION U FAKE POKE NERD

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    Captain UltraApothe0sis
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    no

    calm

    zen

    this [chat] is a safe place

    breathe

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    NecoRMS Oceanic
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    no

    calm

    zen

    this [chat] is a safe place

    breathe

    #WorldPeaceDayBurger

    Bless your heart.
    Hakkekage
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Facebook is the worst.

    fuck jesse eisenberg

    He'll never be Michael Cera no matter how hard he tries. I'm pretty sure that fact haunts him.

    y9IU6hWl.jpg

    i of course am the 4th evolution

    7M9Egbg.jpg


    ???

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    bowenRaiden333
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My Facebook is nothing but a few pictures of my son and a picture of a car I was buying a few years ago. My facebook friends are almost exclusively people from high school or my wife's friends. I just don't get the appeal of the service. If I want to tell a person a thing, I will tell that person that thing. Why make a semi public announcement?

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    Chanus wrote:
    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

    @chanus
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    I hate waking up tired.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    MazzyxbowenprogramjunkieShivahnInfamyDeferredDrez
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    My Facebook is nothing but a few pictures of my son and a picture of a car I was buying a few years ago. My facebook friends are almost exclusively people from high school or my wife's friends. I just don't get the appeal of the service. If I want to tell a person a thing, I will tell that person that thing. Why make a semi public announcement?

    It was never about keeping up with the joneses. It was about people KNOWING you kept up with the joneses.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu/Auldhaerz Swygkhansyn (both on Mateus), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
    Geth
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Is there a push to disclose status more openly and earlier or is it still a damned-if-you-do-and-damned-if-you-don't kind of situation?

    There's no real good blanket policy for this.


    Basically, if you're worried about disclosing your status, tell others you trust that you're going to tell your partner so they can check in on you, and even then maybe tell your partner in a safe public place.

    :bro:

    I am so sorry for anyone who has to go through that. It just sucks.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    MazzyxAtomikaKid Presentable
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    The secret ingredient of the the world peace day burger is a cyanide capsule in the center of the 100% Angus beef patty.

    Bless your heart.
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    My Facebook is nothing but a few pictures of my son and a picture of a car I was buying a few years ago. My facebook friends are almost exclusively people from high school or my wife's friends. I just don't get the appeal of the service. If I want to tell a person a thing, I will tell that person that thing. Why make a semi public announcement?

    Those sweet, intoxicating Likes.

    seriously though I deleted mine like 5 years ago and never looked back.

    steam_sig.png
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Passerbye

    Lady with the voice that makes you swoon tap dances too!



    Came up on the playlist today while I was doing work.

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Chat help me decide.

    Should I roll around with and choke sweaty dudes in real life tonight or say fuck it and choke dudes in MGS?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    The secret ingredient of the the world peace day burger is a cyanide capsule in the center of the 100% Angus beef patty.

    The FDA would be all over that for mislabeling.

    "99% Angus, 1% other fillers."

    nibXTE7.png
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • AtomikaAtomika Brought to you by Technicolor™ Registered User regular
    edited September 2015

    - We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

    - We believe the current teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive. We favor strengthening our common American identity and loyalty instead of political correctness that nurtures alienation among racial and ethnic groups. Students should pledge allegiance to the American and Texas flags daily to instill patriotism.

    - We recommend that local school boards and classroom teachers be given more authority to deal with disciplinary problems. Corporal punishment is effective and legal in Texas.

    - We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

    - We believe that parents are best suited to train their children in their early development and oppose mandatory pre-school and Kindergarten. We urge Congress to repeal government-sponsored programs that deal with early childhood development.

    - We believe the right of parents to raise and educate their children is fundamental. Parents have the right to withdraw their child from any specialized program. We urge the Legislature to enact penalties for violation of parental rights.

    - We encourage the Governor and the Texas Legislature to enact child-centered school funding options which fund the student, not schools or districts, to allow maximum freedom of choice in public, private, or parochial education for all children.

    - We believe that parents and legal guardians may choose to educate their children in private schools to include, but not limited to, home schools and parochial schools without government interference, through definition, regulation, accreditation, licensing, or testing.

    - We urge school administrators and officials to inform Texas school students specifically of their First Amendment rights to pray and engage in religious speech, individually or in groups, on school property without government interference. We urge the Legislature to end censorship of discussion of religion in our founding documents and encourage discussing those documents.

    - We support school subjects with emphasis on the Judeo-Christian principles upon which America was founded and which form the basis of America’s legal, political and economic systems. We support curricula that are heavily weighted on original founding documents, including the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution, and Founders’ writings.

    - We urge legislators to prohibit reproductive health care services, including counseling, referrals, and distribution of condoms and contraception through public schools. We support the parents’ right to choose, without penalty, which medications are administered to their minor children. We oppose medical clinics on school property except higher education and health care for students without parental consent.

    - Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished.



    Jesus H. W. Christ

    Atomika on
    bowenHakkekage21stCenturyMazzyxNecoDelmainoverride367Regina FongYoshisummonsCasual EddyKid PresentableInvectivusshrykeInfamyDeferredjakobaggerSealwandering
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2015
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    i'm afraid you have a case of the incurable insanime

    Vanguard on
    Hakkekagewandering
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Chat help me decide.

    Should I roll around with and choke sweaty dudes in real life tonight or say fuck it and choke dudes in MGS?

    none of the above

    roll around with and choke sweaty Beast dudes in FFXIV

    and put a ring on it god dammit

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    BEAST!
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    i'm afraid you have a case of the incurable insanimeity

    give it to me straight doctor

    how long do i have

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Jesus Herbert Walker Christ?

    It is Texas after all...

    mGlpGNF.jpg

    nibXTE7.png
    override367Atomikajakobagger
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    They keep using "all scientific theories" but I don't think that word means what they think it means.

    Ladies.
    21stCenturyoverride367Atomika
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Did I read the first one right?

    Holy fuck did you say you oppose critical thinking skills? Jesus H Christ that is like the one thing the US system tends to produce pretty regularly over a lot of other education programs. It is a damn strength.

    03x29di.png
    HakkekageNecobowenoverride367ShivahnAtomika
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »

    - We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

    - We believe the current teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive. We favor strengthening our common American identity and loyalty instead of political correctness that nurtures alienation among racial and ethnic groups. Students should pledge allegiance to the American and Texas flags daily to instill patriotism.

    - We recommend that local school boards and classroom teachers be given more authority to deal with disciplinary problems. Corporal punishment is effective and legal in Texas.

    - We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

    - We believe that parents are best suited to train their children in their early development and oppose mandatory pre-school and Kindergarten. We urge Congress to repeal government-sponsored programs that deal with early childhood development.

    - We believe the right of parents to raise and educate their children is fundamental. Parents have the right to withdraw their child from any specialized program. We urge the Legislature to enact penalties for violation of parental rights.

    - We encourage the Governor and the Texas Legislature to enact child-centered school funding options which fund the student, not schools or districts, to allow maximum freedom of choice in public, private, or parochial education for all children.

    - We believe that parents and legal guardians may choose to educate their children in private schools to include, but not limited to, home schools and parochial schools without government interference, through definition, regulation, accreditation, licensing, or testing.

    - We urge school administrators and officials to inform Texas school students specifically of their First Amendment rights to pray and engage in religious speech, individually or in groups, on school property without government interference. We urge the Legislature to end censorship of discussion of religion in our founding documents and encourage discussing those documents.

    - We support school subjects with emphasis on the Judeo-Christian principles upon which America was founded and which form the basis of America’s legal, political and economic systems. We support curricula that are heavily weighted on original founding documents, including the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution, and Founders’ writings.

    - We urge legislators to prohibit reproductive health care services, including counseling, referrals, and distribution of condoms and contraception through public schools. We support the parents’ right to choose, without penalty, which medications are administered to their minor children. We oppose medical clinics on school property except higher education and health care for students without parental consent.

    - Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished.



    Jesus H. W. Christ

    GG, american education system.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »

    - We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

    - We believe the current teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive. We favor strengthening our common American identity and loyalty instead of political correctness that nurtures alienation among racial and ethnic groups. Students should pledge allegiance to the American and Texas flags daily to instill patriotism.

    - We recommend that local school boards and classroom teachers be given more authority to deal with disciplinary problems. Corporal punishment is effective and legal in Texas.

    - We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.

    - We believe that parents are best suited to train their children in their early development and oppose mandatory pre-school and Kindergarten. We urge Congress to repeal government-sponsored programs that deal with early childhood development.

    - We believe the right of parents to raise and educate their children is fundamental. Parents have the right to withdraw their child from any specialized program. We urge the Legislature to enact penalties for violation of parental rights.

    - We encourage the Governor and the Texas Legislature to enact child-centered school funding options which fund the student, not schools or districts, to allow maximum freedom of choice in public, private, or parochial education for all children.

    - We believe that parents and legal guardians may choose to educate their children in private schools to include, but not limited to, home schools and parochial schools without government interference, through definition, regulation, accreditation, licensing, or testing.

    - We urge school administrators and officials to inform Texas school students specifically of their First Amendment rights to pray and engage in religious speech, individually or in groups, on school property without government interference. We urge the Legislature to end censorship of discussion of religion in our founding documents and encourage discussing those documents.

    - We support school subjects with emphasis on the Judeo-Christian principles upon which America was founded and which form the basis of America’s legal, political and economic systems. We support curricula that are heavily weighted on original founding documents, including the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution, and Founders’ writings.

    - We urge legislators to prohibit reproductive health care services, including counseling, referrals, and distribution of condoms and contraception through public schools. We support the parents’ right to choose, without penalty, which medications are administered to their minor children. We oppose medical clinics on school property except higher education and health care for students without parental consent.

    - Since education is not an enumerated power of the federal government, we believe the Department of Education (DOE) should be abolished.



    Jesus H. W. Christ

    i feel like Poe's Law applies

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chat help me decide.

    Should I roll around with and choke sweaty dudes in real life tonight or say fuck it and choke dudes in MGS?

    none of the above

    roll around with and choke sweaty Beast dudes in FFXIV

    and put a ring on it god dammit

    I'm ready and willing whenever Beast is.

    But my question has only 2 options!

    Pick on of those!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    @Vanguard @Shazkar Shadowstorm I think you will appreciate this

    http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

    beasto sent to me

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    syndalis
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Chat help me decide.

    Should I roll around with and choke sweaty dudes in real life tonight or say fuck it and choke dudes in MGS?

    none of the above

    roll around with and choke sweaty Beast dudes in FFXIV

    and put a ring on it god dammit

    I'm ready and willing whenever Beast is.

    But my question has only 2 options!

    Pick on of those!

    i reject your choices and substitute my own!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i dunno atomika all of those seem pretty reasonable to me

    skippydumptruckKid Presentable
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Vanguard @Shazkar Shadowstorm I think you will appreciate this

    http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

    beasto sent to me

    There are at least two things on each menu I would gladly eat.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    Vanguard
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    yeah that's just a generator for "bars i would eat food at"

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    @Vanguard @Shazkar Shadowstorm I think you will appreciate this

    http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

    beasto sent to me

    There are at least two things on each menu I would gladly eat.
    BEACH & STUART

    salt 11
    massaged chorizo 18
    sheltered butter pancake 13
    naiive shell bean bun 17
    bluefish with spicy orecchiette pate & beer-braised marrow discs 15
    distressed ramp 18
    fermented sungold 11
    scraped farfalle 9
    water crumble with watermelon 13
    market rice & gravlax platter 11

    $11 for salt and $18 for massaged chorizo

    Such innovation

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    Apothe0sis
  • NecoNeco Vapid and Shallow Registered User regular
    Texas, go home youre drunk

    HakkekageAtomikashryke
  • VanguardVanguard Je suis le savant au fauteuil sombre. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i have finally found a gripe about living in the city

    i will not be able to age my own bordeaux

    i guess i'll just have to embark on a wildly successful career so that i can afford a place in the city and nice place in the country with my own wine cellar

  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    My Facebook is nothing but a few pictures of my son and a picture of a car I was buying a few years ago. My facebook friends are almost exclusively people from high school or my wife's friends. I just don't get the appeal of the service. If I want to tell a person a thing, I will tell that person that thing. Why make a semi public announcement?

    Those sweet, intoxicating Likes.

    seriously though I deleted mine like 5 years ago and never looked back.

    Meh, I dunno. I have a lot of friends that I simply don't see very often. But I'm still interested in what's going on with them. Or maybe they have a question they'd just like to ask generally to their friends not to a specific friend.

    I find that Facebook is great for regular get together planning and such as well. It's just an easy format to do it in.

    I don't think its something I need particularly. But it's easy and convenient. I don't really see a reason not to use it.

    Delmainshryke
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    annnd now i have agreed every single post on the first page hi hello whaddup?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    NecoDelmainAtomika
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    i have finally found a gripe about living in the city

    i will not be able to age my own bordeaux

    i guess i'll just have to embark on a wildly successful career so that i can afford a place in the city and nice place in the country with my own wine cellar

    What my uncle has is my desired endgame.

    I want a nice home in the burbs somewhere, and an apartment in the city near good public transit, so that if I am working a crazy late night (or Summer and I end up out late and dont feel like going home), we can crash at the apartment.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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