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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mad Max is really fun, but man alive Max has a very toxic relationship with Chumbucket.

    I uh

    definitely misread that at first

    Look its toxic its not that toxic. Max just smashes the car and shouts at Chum to fix it without ever thanking him for doing the work!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Neat botox is being used to treat cluster headaches.

    Literally taking poison and making it our bitch.

    Humans are great sometimes.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, don't @ me
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The word "hangry" is dumb and I refuse to bow to whichever windowless meeting room in an ad agency's personality-less office that concocted it by accepting it as an actual word

    This is my defiance of the day for 9/2/15

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm not saying that schools should paddle students but I do think the pendulum swung way too far towards parents being insanely, aggressively overprotective about their offspring.

    I've had one too many times where I'm listening to a parent and I feel like they have an actual mental illness when they talk about their kids. No sense of proportion or reality, totally out of touch wrt crime statistics and real risk factors just elaborate all encompassing fantasies about what the world is trying to do to their kids and the ultra-violent revenge scenarios that they have planned out for when these things will surely occur, as they must, because obviously the whole damn world is focused on their precious child.

    And I just o_O

    and try to back away from them slowly.

    But I am a precious child

    Of course.

    But I think everyone needs to take a step back and recognize that the primary thing that will determine the success of your children is the amount of wealth they inherit from you.

    So focus on making lots of money and sound investments. They are relying on you to die rich.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I like the Ellen Page = Bulbasaur one because you can clearly identify that thick framed glasses are the equivalent to ivysaur's bloom

    Delmain
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The word "hangry" is dumb and I refuse to bow to whichever windowless meeting room in an ad agency's personality-less office that concocted it by accepting it as an actual word

    This is my defiance of the day for 9/2/15

    It's a legit word in my opinion. Lots of people get grumpy when they're hungry.

    It's great that English is kind of taking a page from German and just making up words by combining other words. It's too bad we don't do it exactly like them.

    It could've been "grumpystomach" or something.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, don't @ me
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm not saying that schools should paddle students but I do think the pendulum swung way too far towards parents being insanely, aggressively overprotective about their offspring.

    I've had one too many times where I'm listening to a parent and I feel like they have an actual mental illness when they talk about their kids. No sense of proportion or reality, totally out of touch wrt crime statistics and real risk factors just elaborate all encompassing fantasies about what the world is trying to do to their kids and the ultra-violent revenge scenarios that they have planned out for when these things will surely occur, as they must, because obviously the whole damn world is focused on their precious child.

    And I just o_O

    and try to back away from them slowly.

    But I am a precious child

    Of course.

    But I think everyone needs to take a step back and recognize that the primary thing that will determine the success of your children is the amount of wealth they inherit from you.

    So focus on making lots of money and sound investments. They are relying on you to die rich.

    BUT I AM A PRECIOUS CHILD

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  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The word "hangry" is dumb and I refuse to bow to whichever windowless meeting room in an ad agency's personality-less office that concocted it by accepting it as an actual word

    This is my defiance of the day for 9/2/15
    The word hangry is fine.

    Coors light has decided that thrangry is a word, and that people who are it want Coors light.

    fuck them.


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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I helped organise a university college show today and watched from the audience and mein gott some of the students were just looking to be offended

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Mad Max is really fun, but man alive Max has a very toxic relationship with Chumbucket.

    Right? He just wants to help, and Max can't even ask nicely. Fix mah car! Just chill.

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  • programjunkieprogramjunkie Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I'm not saying that schools should paddle students but I do think the pendulum swung way too far towards parents being insanely, aggressively overprotective about their offspring.

    I've had one too many times where I'm listening to a parent and I feel like they have an actual mental illness when they talk about their kids. No sense of proportion or reality, totally out of touch wrt crime statistics and real risk factors just elaborate all encompassing fantasies about what the world is trying to do to their kids and the ultra-violent revenge scenarios that they have planned out for when these things will surely occur, as they must, because obviously the whole damn world is focused on their precious child.

    And I just o_O

    and try to back away from them slowly.

    But I am a precious child

    Of course.

    But I think everyone needs to take a step back and recognize that the primary thing that will determine the success of your children is the amount of wealth they inherit from you.

    So focus on making lots of money and sound investments. They are relying on you to die rich.

    So, FWIW, this is very accurate, depending on your country. Even disregarding wealth, inherited income is huge.

    Wicked Demiurge in most games. Solacus is my main in GW2.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The word "hangry" is dumb and I refuse to bow to whichever windowless meeting room in an ad agency's personality-less office that concocted it by accepting it as an actual word

    This is my defiance of the day for 9/2/15

    It's a legit word in my opinion. Lots of people get grumpy when they're hungry.

    It's great that English is kind of taking a page from German and just making up words by combining other words. It's too bad we don't do it exactly like them.

    It could've been "grumpystomach" or something.

    When my girlfriend and I start to hate each other we realize we just waited too long for lunch.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Torchlight | Steam | ART
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    re: brooklyn bar menu generator

    "FRENCH GRAVLAX 8"

    <_<

    >_>

    I ate gravlax at a french cafe this weekend.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    seriously tho this morning my mom threw yet another fit about her downward spiraling life and how alone she is and how me and my sister abandoned her and all it did was piss me off and i yelled that i couldn't and wouldn't fix her problems and she yelled back about how it was my responsibility to bail her out and i just walked out

    I don't need your money but I am also not going to inherit your fuckups and debts, parents >:[

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  • NecoNeco Background Noise Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Its very much a damned if you do and damned if you don't, and I cannot even imagine the stress of that situation.

    Makes blind dating near-impossible. I find it interesting how some of the trans members of this community have found love/companionship here - which is a much more open and safe place than most, which allows them to be open about who they are (not just in a gender sense but a political, social, everything - we all share a lot about ourselves here behind the anonymity of our handles and avatars), which allows people who grow to like who they are to reach out to them, and its wonderful.

    The real world cannot work like that yet, and it will probably be generations before it does, because humanity sucks.

    Syndalis for what it's worth my non-internet social life involves people of similar type

    No one gives a shit, largely.

    Clearly all trans people should be in biology doctorate programs in non-rural areas.

    I have been lucky in this regard as well, but ya know, Seattle.

    Of course in my case at least, I am rather cautious with who I allow myself to hang out with. Not so much anymore, but I definitely did a bit of pruning in my life. :P

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Though also since the targets of my romantic and erotic attention tend to be women it's also less of an issue since women don't tend to murder other women for insulting their masculinity a lot

    Which is how trans people tend to die

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I helped organise a university college show today and watched from the audience and mein gott some of the students were just looking to be offended

    isn't there like several comedians who say they will never play colleges because of this

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    In my experience, corporal punishment produces aggressively violent kids compared to other methods.

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  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Elki wrote: »
    In my experience, corporal punishment produces aggressively violent kids compared to other methods.

    the beating will continue until

    you know what

    fuck it

    Delmain
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    In my experience, corporal punishment produces aggressively violent kids compared to other methods.

    Well at least you're not making them play video games!

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  • NecoNeco Background Noise Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I dunno

    My brother has five kids, and he posted a thing on fb last night, one of those dumb images, witha kid saying in the caption "i thought I had adhd until I saw my dad grab his belt" and ya know what? I will take overprotectiveness over that any day.

    Neco on
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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I helped organise a university college show today and watched from the audience and mein gott some of the students were just looking to be offended

    isn't there like several comedians who say they will never play colleges because of this

    Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, a few others I can't recall.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I helped organise a university college show today and watched from the audience and mein gott some of the students were just looking to be offended

    Last night I was reading Kafka on the Shore and I got to the part where the ladies arrive at the library and a character made a very trenchant observation about hollow men related to this

    i recommend this book

    people

    go read it

    especially if you want a lot of words spent on mentioning the continued existence and state of any number of cock and balls

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    growing humans is tricky, is the thing

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    growing humans is tricky, is the thing

    Just buy them premade

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    growing humans is tricky, is the thing

    as a disappointment,

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  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    growing humans is tricky, is the thing

    america is the factory farm of childrenculture

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    @Winky do I have you on PSN?

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    we should really just cut it out with the whole children thing and assemble robots to care for our aging husks and collectively end as a race with dignity

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    I only have a two day work week next week

    oh my!

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I have to go to work work tomorrow this is an outrage.

    I want to only work at conventions.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Neco
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I want what is best for my son and damn the rest of the world, and I can't begrudge other parents for feeling the same.

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    It's been a butt come true! I get to work with the absolute best boobs in the business. What more could a money ask for? Kids, aim for the freeloaders !

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    also sarah invited a bunch of her friends over this weekend and I guess I have to come up with some food for them

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    hmm totalbiscuit says the pc port of MGS5 is good

    yesss

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    growing humans is tricky, is the thing

    america is the factory farm of childrenculture

    Nah, that's India.

    America is more of a meth lab than a factory farm wrt child-rearing.

    It works out alright sometimes, but sometimes it explodes and kills everyone.

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  • VanguardVanguard A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i have a 4 day weekend

    i am going to spend one day riding the subway taking pictures

    another writing

    and another working in my orks

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    A parent called and complained to Madre , "why are you not helping my daughter in class?" She has an open door policy. One student hates school lunches and she let's him use her microwave so he can heat up food from home. She has and will stay till 5 setting up labs and helping students when they choose to stay.
    Parents are the worst.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Winky do I have you on PSN?

    @bloodyroarxx I don't believe so, I'm AJWinkerton

  • NecoNeco Background Noise Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I have to go to work work tomorrow this is an outrage.

    I want to only work at conventions.

    Vowels I have to go to work tomorrow too. ;-;

    Aioua
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    hmm totalbiscuit says the pc port of MGS5 is good

    yesss

    Yean Ground Zeroes was fantastic, so it was only natural this would be too.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
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