"What them Duke boys didn't know was that they were in a whole heap a trouble."
I love how Chum will go "woo we're flying" and then ask you not to fuck up the car up when you smash into the earth. Look Chum you can't have it both ways, either we fly or I drive like an asshole, there isn't an inbetween here in this waste.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I don't like pears, pumpkins, bananas, coconut, pecans, walnuts, or raisins . . . yet every goddamn autumn my mom bakes banana nut bread or pear bread or pumpkin bread or a fucking fruit cake and then acts all butthurt that I don't want any.
I don't like pears, pumpkins, bananas, coconut, pecans, walnuts, or raisins . . . yet every goddamn autumn my mom bakes banana nut bread or pear bread or pumpkin bread or a fucking fruit cake and then acts all butthurt that I don't want any.
You don't like pumpkins or banannas? That's just like what? Or pecans? God damn its like hearing someone doesn't like rainbows.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
gf: i know you don't like cake
me: i mean, i don't dislike cake
gf: but it's not your favorite
me: yeah but it's not like i don't like cake
me: i mean, i like cake, i'll have cake
gf: soo you kinda like cake?
me: no, i like cake, i like it just fine. like, if the choice is between no cake and cake, ill take cake
gf: so would you eat the cake then?
me: WHAT PART OF THIS, YES YES ILL EAT THE CAKE
yes.
This conversation.
I have been caught by the "you don't like X" thing which actually isn't true.
My guess is it is earlier relationships blending together on a long enough timeline.
it's just, i chose pie once over cake and all of the sudden i don't like cake
Yeah I don't stand for this sort of thing
A similar thing was when my boyfriend was locking our door we were leaving out apt
And I sighed or something and he said don't sigh at me, I'm going as fast I as I can
I said I didn't sigh, I didn't even notice how long he was taking
He didn't believe me and got irritated and was all just don't get mad at me, I'm trying to lock the door
And I was like nope not doing this "are you calling me a liar? I've never lied you to about anything and I'm not lying you to now and I didn't sigh at you about the lock" sort of shouty
my cat and I have conversations while I'm doing things
"Hey kitty can you get off the laptop?"
"mowww"
"Oh sorry, meoww"
*she gets off laptop*
"Thanks cat"
A friend's cat we used to take care of all the time would always talk to me. Wouldn't do it for anyone else, but if I meowedat the cat, he'd meow back. Every single time. We'd have long conversations that way.
My wife thought it was hilarious cause I'd stand there for like 5 minutes while making dinner and it'd just be:
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
etc
I know I have seen all of these but I am losing my shit laughing again
The number of times where one of the other actors loses their shit because the scene forced them to look at him and any time the camera isn't on him he makes faces and fucks with people.
gf: i know you don't like cake
me: i mean, i don't dislike cake
gf: but it's not your favorite
me: yeah but it's not like i don't like cake
me: i mean, i like cake, i'll have cake
gf: soo you kinda like cake?
me: no, i like cake, i like it just fine. like, if the choice is between no cake and cake, ill take cake
gf: so would you eat the cake then?
me: WHAT PART OF THIS, YES YES ILL EAT THE CAKE
"Look, I prefer pie, but I'd be willing to try cake. But never behind pie's back! But maybe we could, like, try eating pie and eating cake at the same time..."
"Wait what are talking about?"
"Uh, nothing!"
I don't like pears, pumpkins, bananas, coconut, pecans, walnuts, or raisins . . . yet every goddamn autumn my mom bakes banana nut bread or pear bread or pumpkin bread or a fucking fruit cake and then acts all butthurt that I don't want any.
You don't like pumpkins or banannas? That's just like what? Or pecans? God damn its like hearing someone doesn't like rainbows.
With bananas and pears and raisins, it's a texture issue. I can eat things that are flavored in that fashion, just not those items themselves.
Coconut is kinda the same, but raw coconut just tastes awful to me. Coconut milk or meat blended into curries is really nice.
Pecans and walnuts are just really awful to my tongue. Oily, bitter, ruining the flavor and texture of whatever poor dish they're sprinkled upon.
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I know I have seen all of these but I am losing my shit laughing again
The number of times where one of the other actors loses their shit because the scene forced them to look at him and any time the camera isn't on him he makes faces and fucks with people.
Never stops being funny.
Also the superhuman farts.
Chris Pratt is such a great dude. Like I didn't see the most recent JP but I'm glad it did well so he can continue being awesome.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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I love how Chum will go "woo we're flying" and then ask you not to fuck up the car up when you smash into the earth. Look Chum you can't have it both ways, either we fly or I drive like an asshole, there isn't an inbetween here in this waste.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Well this just climbed into my top 5 for these guys.
Fuck I am sad its ending.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Ahhhh, narcissist parents.
Face Twit Rav Gram
You don't like pumpkins or banannas? That's just like what? Or pecans? God damn its like hearing someone doesn't like rainbows.
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I mean, yeah...
But there isn't anything out there replacing it. They served a really cool, specific niche. And its gonna be gone.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Well at least you have the daily sho... ok the colbert repor...
Well at least Amy Schumer isn't like blowing up and will soon no longer on the network or anything.
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I know I have seen all of these but I am losing my shit laughing again
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I'm open to suggestions. What is good, new sketch comedy happening right now that isn't key and peele or 15% of Saturday Night Live?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Yeah I don't stand for this sort of thing
A similar thing was when my boyfriend was locking our door we were leaving out apt
And I sighed or something and he said don't sigh at me, I'm going as fast I as I can
I said I didn't sigh, I didn't even notice how long he was taking
He didn't believe me and got irritated and was all just don't get mad at me, I'm trying to lock the door
And I was like nope not doing this "are you calling me a liar? I've never lied you to about anything and I'm not lying you to now and I didn't sigh at you about the lock" sort of shouty
Bam we leave and have a great dinner
And it was all the truth!
birthday boys was/is alright
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
A friend's cat we used to take care of all the time would always talk to me. Wouldn't do it for anyone else, but if I meowedat the cat, he'd meow back. Every single time. We'd have long conversations that way.
My wife thought it was hilarious cause I'd stand there for like 5 minutes while making dinner and it'd just be:
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
Me: "Meow"
Cat: *meow*
etc
I saw a commercial for one (clubw) and thought it would be a fun surprise for sarah to try some new wines
Inside Amy Schumer ?
Also on a side note: watch Broad City
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Jakearooni
Jakeyhoops
So you're not coming to NYC this weekend?
NNID: Hakkekage
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
we were gonna do the wine painting thing where you drink wine and if i understand correctly, paint
so no, no i have not done the club wine thing
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
I've watched Broad City. It didn't do anything for me.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
But I need weekends full of amazing women more.
The number of times where one of the other actors loses their shit because the scene forced them to look at him and any time the camera isn't on him he makes faces and fucks with people.
Never stops being funny.
Also the superhuman farts.
They can be really awesome. Just make sure you look over reviews and shop around.
Face Twit Rav Gram
You've got it backwards, you drink the paint and whine
NNID: Hakkekage
bought everything
except what i was supposed to buy
fml
You don't deserve Abbi and Ilana
NNID: Hakkekage
"Wait what are talking about?"
"Uh, nothing!"
get a cat
take a picture of you holding the cat in one hand and a laptop with netflix in the other hand
make this your tinder profile picture
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
With bananas and pears and raisins, it's a texture issue. I can eat things that are flavored in that fashion, just not those items themselves.
Coconut is kinda the same, but raw coconut just tastes awful to me. Coconut milk or meat blended into curries is really nice.
Pecans and walnuts are just really awful to my tongue. Oily, bitter, ruining the flavor and texture of whatever poor dish they're sprinkled upon.
haha yeah, I am doing that as part of a team meeting in a couple of weeks when I visit san diego
Chris Pratt is such a great dude. Like I didn't see the most recent JP but I'm glad it did well so he can continue being awesome.
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I'm going to try it!
if it sucks, hopefully it's not too hard to cancel
I tried Tinder once.
I ran out of women multiple times with zero matches.
I like watching these people suffer in hot pepper gaming videos
NNID: Hakkekage
Move to New York.
concrete jungle air steams far make up.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
The recent one with the Sichuan peppers was amazing.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...