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Arby's causes mass extinction event, thankfully there's [water on Mars]

CenoCeno pizza timeRegistered User regular
edited September 2015 in Social Entropy++
NASA's feed is going on here:

http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl

Confirming that under certain circumstances, there is liquid water on Mars.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    make a creek and stick a tree near it

    let's go

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    make a creek and stick a tree near it

    let's go

    thats..

    not how trees work...

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I want to be the first person to pollute on mars.

    Wanna throw an arby's burger wrapper all up in that ancient proto puddle.

    Hey Satan!
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/v--IqqusnNQ

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    make a creek and stick a tree near it

    let's go

    thats..

    not how trees work...

    Yeah duh you need grass first, lay down some sod and then wait a bit before you jump straight to trees, gosh.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »
    make a creek and stick a tree near it

    let's go

    thats..

    not how trees work...

    pfft

    what, do you work with plants or something?

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty sure you have to start with a sapling and THEN throw a bunch of bonemeal on it.

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    I want to be the first person to pollute on mars.

    Wanna throw an arby's burger wrapper all up in that ancient proto puddle.

    Create Arby's-based life forms.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    fertilize the Mars soil with your Arby's shits

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I want to be the first human to piss on the face of mars

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Breaking news from NASA: ice can melt

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    arbys doesn't make burgers

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Chincymcchilla wrote: »
    arbys doesn't make burgers

    Well not with that attitude.

    No I don't.
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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular

    The Martian would have been a very different book if there was an Arby's on Mars.

    Despair would have quickly crushed his soul and that would have been that.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Man, arbys is amazing. Maybe it is you who are the badfoods

    Now I'm going to get a hot beef and cheddar and bacon today cause this is crazy talk.

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    No I don't.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Breaking news from NASA: ice can melt

    I feel like this is fake news propaganda. Who is your source NASA said this and not breitbart?

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    If they are spending billions of dollars to ship some water to Mars to prank NASA all in the name of promoting a movie, it's no wonder Hollywood has a bad rap for accounting.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Snicketysnick wrote: »
    If they are spending billions of dollars to ship some water to Mars to prank NASA all in the name of promoting a movie, it's no wonder Hollywood has a bad rap for accounting.

    I wouldn't trust anyone in Hollywood to have the mathematical skills to be able to hit Mars from Earth with anything smaller than our solar system.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I hope Michael Bay doesn't turn this into the plot of a transformers movie.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I wonder if we will ever send over extremophiles, or if we will be too afraid we've commit genocide against unknown native organisms.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    Breaking news from NASA: ice can melt

    I feel like this is fake news propaganda. Who is your source NASA said this and not breitbart?

    The liberal socialist media and Obama want you to believe that water comes in two states. Why tell us this now? The government dropping this bombshell so close to the election cycle, how convenient. Who wants to bet they'll pre-empt the primaries with yet another phase of matter? See the pattern, people.

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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    I wonder if we will ever send over extremophiles, or if we will be too afraid we've commit genocide against unknown native organisms.

    Being afraid of committing genocide would be a new one for the human race. Not that it wouldn't be a welcome change.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Snicketysnick wrote: »
    If they are spending billions of dollars to ship some water to Mars to prank NASA all in the name of promoting a movie, it's no wonder Hollywood has a bad rap for accounting.

    Well did you see what they did to the moon last night?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    Breaking news from NASA: ice can melt

    I feel like this is fake news propaganda. Who is your source NASA said this and not breitbart?

    The liberal socialist media and Obama want you to believe that water comes in two states. Why tell us this now? The government dropping this bombshell so close to the election cycle, how convenient. Who wants to bet they'll pre-empt the primaries with yet another phase of matter? See the pattern, people.

    The sheeple need to open their eyes and see that Mars is really Mogo, and it wasn't water we found, but his tears from disappointment and sadness at how everyone makes fun of Arby's.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Just trust me on this; you do not want to drink the Waters of Mars. Bad idea.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    thats not water thats my p iss

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    I'm still a fan of dropping algae on planets and seeing what shakes out.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    I'm still a fan of dropping algae on planets and seeing what shakes out.

    Last time we did that, the only person to survive was Val Kilmer.

    Do you really want to put that evil on us again?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    I'm still a fan of dropping algae on planets and seeing what shakes out.

    Last time we did that, the only person to survive was Val Kilmer.

    Do you really want to put that evil on us again?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkDD5oyy4s

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I wanna go to Barsooooom!

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I wanna go to Barsooooom!

    For more than naked princesses, I hope!

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

    Yeah, but apparently everyone needs to be making dumbfuck Arbys jokes instead of commenting on this huge piece of news.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Ease off, buddy....

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

    Yeah, but apparently everyone needs to be making dumbfuck Arbys jokes instead of commenting on this huge piece of news.

    let me give you my scientific commentary on this topic and your post:

    arby's bacon cheddar deluxe is on sale for BACONTOBER BABY

    Hey Satan!
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

    Yeah, but apparently everyone needs to be making dumbfuck Arbys jokes instead of commenting on this huge piece of news.

    Only some of these Arby's jokes are dumbfucks, thanks. Some of them are pretty average.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I just ate at an Arbys and we started talking about songs with Jump in the title and we had made it through "Jump, Jump", "Jump (Michael Jackson)", "Jump (Van Halen)", and "Jump Around" and we were trying to come up with a fifth one when we realized the radio was playing Jumper.

    Also when we walked in the radio was playing the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and the guy on fry duty started rocking out to it, it was the best restaurant visit I've had in a while.

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    Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    I've read The Martian Chronicles, I know this won't end well.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

    Yeah, but apparently everyone needs to be making dumbfuck Arbys jokes instead of commenting on this huge piece of news.

    Business as Usual, circa 2015

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    oh jeeze this is kind of a big deal

    Yeah, but apparently everyone needs to be making dumbfuck Arbys jokes instead of commenting on this huge piece of news.

    I wasn't fucking joking.

    No I don't.
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