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Arby's causes mass extinction event, thankfully there's [water on Mars]

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    The Fermi paradox itself is simply the question "where is everyone?"
    The Great Filter is just one of the hypotheses put forward as a possible answer

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Luna ain't got shit but dust and holes.

    If it's good enough for your father, it's good enough for humanity.
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    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Even if nature could "select" us for extinction
    That doesn't mean we have to stand there and take it

    Yeah, this is a more succinct way to say something I was thinking. As a species, we've evolved past what's effectively lying down and seeing who dies from what nature hits us with. We have medicine and technology to extend our lives, and frankly, being smart enough to colonise another planet is another aspect of that.

    edit: I feel it's as good a time as any to link a really good piece about the Fermi Paradox and the 'great filter'
    http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/fermi-paradox.html

    As good a reason as you'll likely find for us to keep going as long as we can.

    This is great, but:
    This is why Oxford University philosopher Nick Bostrom says that “no news is good news.” The discovery of even simple life on Mars would be devastating, because it would cut out a number of potential Great Filters behind us. And if we were to find fossilized complex life on Mars, Bostrom says “it would be by far the worst news ever printed on a newspaper cover,” because it would mean The Great Filter is almost definitely ahead of us—ultimately dooming the species. Bostrom believes that when it comes to The Fermi Paradox, “the silence of the night sky is golden.”

    Oh lord did this thought give me the heebie jeebies
    Like the big day comes, a rover finds like, ruins or underground structures or whatever the fuck on Mars, and we send it in there, and all that ever comes back are pictures of skeletons
    As far as the eye can see
    Nothing but the alien dead

    That's my local university, causing dread and terror.
    Respect.

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    ZibblsnrtZibblsnrt Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Yeah, this is a more succinct way to say something I was thinking. As a species, we've evolved past what's effectively lying down and seeing who dies from what nature hits us with. We have medicine and technology to extend our lives, and frankly, being smart enough to colonise another planet is another aspect of that.

    edit: I feel it's as good a time as any to link a really good piece about the Fermi Paradox and the 'great filter'
    http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/fermi-paradox.html

    As good a reason as you'll likely find for us to keep going as long as we can.

    WBW is fun in general; I enjoyed the giant essays on AI and Musk's projects there. (Also just happy to see longform writing on topics like those, as opposed to the usual trend of bolting one or two sound bites onto a four paragraph AP piece.)
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man if you think Aliens building the Pyramids is weird, but One-Electron Universe theory isn't then I don't think you know the meaning of the word

    Annnnd my thought-train ran from the OEU Theory through some intermediate stuff to reminding myself that electric-universe people exist and are out there and still really evangelical about it. Thaaaanks...

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I think my favorite possible answer to Fermi is either the one where everyone else is keeping radio silence to hide from hostile predator civilizations, OR that there is one apex culture that's destroying other species before they get too advanced

    It is so weirdly specific and depend on so many other factors and was CLEARLY cooked up by some people who read a lot of sci-fi the day before

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Well yeah that, but I'm also super into the paranormal and stuff and in certain circles people believe that ET contact (even the benevolent kind) is actually contact with demons, hence the theories about the Anunaki and such.

    Also, this is totally ridiculous, but I do believe that some cases of alien abduction and UFO sightings are legitimate. But this is the science thread and totally doesn't belong here because that's not science.

    Edit: THIS ISN'T THE SCIENCE THREAD HOLD ON LEMME GET MY SLIDE PROJECTOR WARMED UP

    Edit the second: I... I don't believe in ALL KINDS of weird stuff :( do I? Oh god, am I a tinfoil?

    You are a reverse tinfoil. You want to believe in nothing.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think my favorite possible answer to Fermi is either the one where everyone else is keeping radio silence to hide from hostile predator civilizations, OR that there is one apex culture that's destroying other species before they get too advanced

    It is so weirdly specific and depend on so many other factors and was CLEARLY cooked up by some people who read a lot of sci-fi the day before

    Have you ever read Greg Bear's Forge of God? You might want to check it out of if not, you might like it.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Like half of modern day sci-fi deals with Fermi and Fermi-foils. It is all 100% speculation.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I read Existence by David Brin earlier in the year, and that's pretty heavily centred around Fermi.

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think my favorite possible answer to Fermi is either the one where everyone else is keeping radio silence to hide from hostile predator civilizations, OR that there is one apex culture that's destroying other species before they get too advanced

    It is so weirdly specific and depend on so many other factors and was CLEARLY cooked up by some people who read a lot of sci-fi the day before

    Have you ever read Greg Bear's Forge of God? You might want to check it out of if not, you might like it.

    That book is so crazy if only because you know how it will end and you just get to enjoy the journey.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Like half of modern day sci-fi deals with Fermi and Fermi-foils. It is all 100% speculation.

    Fermi Foil sounds like some Star Trek futurematerial.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Like half of modern day sci-fi deals with Fermi and Fermi-foils. It is all 100% speculation.

    Fermi Foil sounds like some Star Trek futurematerial.

    The Fermi Foils regulate the Heisenberg Compensator.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish!

    we can't, there's too many midichlorians in the flux-capacitor

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish!

    we can't, there's too many midichlorians in the flux-capacitor

    Then reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish!

    we can't, there's too many midichlorians in the flux-capacitor

    Then reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

    WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT YOU MONSTER!

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    What's going on in here? Who let children on the bridge!?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish!

    we can't, there's too many midichlorians in the flux-capacitor

    Then reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

    WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT YOU MONSTER!

    What if you use a Jefferies tube to directly access the warp core power conduits and reroute them to the shield array. That should remodulate the warp field enough to buy you some time.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I'm not a child! My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I'm the captain of the enterprise!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I'm not a child! My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I'm the captain of the enterprise!

    Picard would capitalize the name of his ship.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Fleur de AlysFleur de Alys Biohacker Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think my favorite possible answer to Fermi is either the one where everyone else is keeping radio silence to hide from hostile predator civilizations, OR that there is one apex culture that's destroying other species before they get too advanced

    It is so weirdly specific and depend on so many other factors and was CLEARLY cooked up by some people who read a lot of sci-fi the day before
    That's basically what you do in philosophy, though. When you have a question like this, you put forth every possible answer, no matter how absurd. Then you and/or people in appropriate disciplines start working at rejecting impossible answers and gauging the chance of the others being possible.

    My favorite answer is the one I see as most likely: we don't see signs of other life because we're looking for signs of life that works like us / uses the tools we've used. While it's understandable that we do this (how exactly do we look for signs of life that use technology we can't imagine or whose existence we can't possibly understand before meeting), it's also very typical for how people have always dealt with "other" things, even including other cultures of actual people.

    Life is incredibly diverse and weird, and that's just on our planet. Provide a completely different starting point for life and the resulting biosphere can go well beyond what our most clever and imaginative minds have ever been able to come up with in sci-fi (and I've read some really bizarre things). This is why lots of sci-fi goes with the "common seeder" approach to filling the galaxy with life; anything else would be beyond the author's ability to conceive and beyond the audience's ability to grasp.

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    PhotosaurusPhotosaurus Bay Area, CARegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I can't remember the name of the book, and I'm not even sure I ever finished it, but Asimov had a story about two parallel universes in which the laws of physics were fundamentally different, with one side being populated by humans and the other by these amoeba-like creatures that lived in trinities to reproduce. It was one of the best examples I've seen of a writer coming up with truly alien life that the reader could still sympathize with.

    EDIT: seriously borked the formatting on this one.

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    the explanation of vast distances and long spans of time was always sufficient for me.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I like the one where we're the demons and they're hiding from us and praying to their god that we destroy ourselves with our own evil nature before we discover them and destroy them instead.

    ...I just made that up but now that's my favorite answer.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    the no John Gambit

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    The Great Filter is clearly sex robots.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I always like to think about things like the Fermi paradox and the great filter because they are very interesting topics

    But so many of the schools of thought around them are horrifying, to me

    Ironically, I think my biggest fear is that maybe, we are somehow special

    That one day, if we make it that far, we will be able to reach out and touch the stars. That the galaxy will be made available to us.

    And we will discover that we are all alone.

    Tasteticle on

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I always like to think about things like the Fermi paradox and the great filter because they are very interesting topics

    But so many of the schools of thought around them are horrifying, to me

    Ironically, I think my biggest fear is that maybe, we are somehow special

    That one day, if we make it that far, we will be able to reach out and touch the stars. That the galaxy will be made available to us.

    And we will discover that we are all alone.

    By the time we're able to discover that, there will enough of us for that to not feel too lonely to me.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying

    Look at this guy, quoting Donald Duck like it ain't no thang.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    If you ever want to read a very depressing book about a potential future of humanity, check out Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future by Dougal Dixon. It's not necessarily very accurate depiction of the future, but it sure is interesting, and is also very depressing.

    He also has another, less depressing, also interesting, and also likely not necessarily accurate book called After Man: A Zoology of the Future, which I own and very much enjoy. He also has one about what the dinosaurs might have evolved into if they hadn't mostly died out, haven't read it, but I assume it's not necessarily accurate but also quite interesting.

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    RobonunRobonun It's all fun and games until someone pisses off China Registered User regular
    If you ever want to read a very depressing book about a potential future of humanity, check out Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future by Dougal Dixon. It's not necessarily very accurate depiction of the future, but it sure is interesting, and is also very depressing.

    He also has another, less depressing, also interesting, and also likely not necessarily accurate book called After Man: A Zoology of the Future, which I own and very much enjoy. He also has one about what the dinosaurs might have evolved into if they hadn't mostly died out, haven't read it, but I assume it's not necessarily accurate but also quite interesting.

    After Man and The New Dinosaurs (postulating how dinosaurs would have developed if the extinction event hadn't occurred) are my son's two favorite picture books right now. He is totally bummed that we can't go out in the backyard and see rabbucks.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I always like to think about things like the Fermi paradox and the great filter because they are very interesting topics

    But so many of the schools of thought around them are horrifying, to me

    Ironically, I think my biggest fear is that maybe, we are somehow special

    That one day, if we make it that far, we will be able to reach out and touch the stars. That the galaxy will be made available to us.

    And we will discover that we are all alone.
    But then we get to be a dickish precursor species!

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Robonun wrote: »
    If you ever want to read a very depressing book about a potential future of humanity, check out Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future by Dougal Dixon. It's not necessarily very accurate depiction of the future, but it sure is interesting, and is also very depressing.

    He also has another, less depressing, also interesting, and also likely not necessarily accurate book called After Man: A Zoology of the Future, which I own and very much enjoy. He also has one about what the dinosaurs might have evolved into if they hadn't mostly died out, haven't read it, but I assume it's not necessarily accurate but also quite interesting.

    After Man and The New Dinosaurs (postulating how dinosaurs would have developed if the extinction event hadn't occurred) are my son's two favorite picture books right now. He is totally bummed that we can't go out in the backyard and see rabbucks.

    Yeah I loved After Man when I was a kid. I think speculative evolution stuff is always really cool, even if I don't necessarily buy whatever argument the speculator is selling :P

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying

    Yeah I think this is one of my favourite quotes not just on this subject, but favourites in general. It's so neat and succinct, and yet it makes me stop and think every time I read it.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I always like to think about things like the Fermi paradox and the great filter because they are very interesting topics

    But so many of the schools of thought around them are horrifying, to me

    Ironically, I think my biggest fear is that maybe, we are somehow special

    That one day, if we make it that far, we will be able to reach out and touch the stars. That the galaxy will be made available to us.

    And we will discover that we are all alone.

    By the time we're able to discover that, there will enough of us for that to not feel too lonely to me.

    This is why I'm really interesting the the global population trends, because to expand out into the stars, and create a "human empire", you've really got to encourage people to have waaaay more kids than they do now, or you are generally capped at around 11 billion people.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying

    Jokes on you I am always alone
    Wait

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Maybe we haven't been contacted by alien civilizations because faster-than-light travel and communication really are impossible. Now that would be depressing.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Even if those things are impossible, it does not preclude suspended animation transport or even just AI computerized based exploration. However as we dive deeper into quantum mechanics, its becoming apparent that there are already lots of things that travel faster then light, we just dont know how yet.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    If we are alone in the universe

    that isn't that scary

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