Well 20q girl emailed me saying after seeing the trailer for Star Wars she would like to see the movie with me but lamented since we live far part it would be quite hard for both of us.
But also when I freely admitted to her what is usually a conversation interest killer for me that being the black sheep of my family she said she found that odd yet had never really meet anyone who was basically cut off from the family .
I find that gave me hope as usually I get talked to about attempting to patch it up with them or something else.
Man, I don't really like kids. I can't do the whole "kid talk" thing and we just don't mix.
But
The fact the new Star Wars movie is coming out soon I find myself wishing I had a kid(s) I could take to the theater like my dad took me and then watch with pride as their newly found spark of imagination and creativity and unbridled joy at the idea of space wizards and good vs evil blossoms and I ended up buying way too many toys.
Can you rent a kid? Just for maybe like, 4 days?
You can rent mine.
What's the going rate for children these days?
Is it still a ha'penny a day?
Free if you bring him back in the same or better condition than you found him.
Racing stripes/ghost flames make everything better.
Indeed last summer I got those blank my little pony things at ToysR and did van art on one of them while at work I braided it's hair in a dread or macramé with Wizard riding a corvette on it's haunch
I was told by many of my co workers it was a girl's toy and what I was doing was wrong.
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie would you like to join me at www.fakewebsite.com? I'm feeling naughty tonight"
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie would you like to join me at www.fakewebsite.com? I'm feeling naughty tonight"
"NO! NO!" *runs screaming into the woods*
My favorite is the advertisements that read your IP and figure out where you are.
"Hey sarukun, these blonde ladies are in Taiwan three miles from you and want to chat!"
No, advertisement for a dating website, they aren't and they don't.
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie would you like to join me at www.fakewebsite.com? I'm feeling naughty tonight"
"NO! NO!" *runs screaming into the woods*
My favorite is the advertisements that read your IP and figure out where you are.
"Hey sarukun, these blonde ladies are in Taiwan three miles from you and want to chat!"
No, advertisement for a dating website, they aren't and they don't.
Hey sarukun, these people on Pennyarcade are horny nerdy and want to chat!
haven't heard back from zelda lady on where/when. must be busy lately
Having been in a similar situation...did you name a particular place and time, or ask when was good for her? Cause do the first one, the second one puts the onus on her to schedule.
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie would you like to join me at www.fakewebsite.com? I'm feeling naughty tonight"
"NO! NO!" *runs screaming into the woods*
My favorite is the advertisements that read your IP and figure out where you are.
"Hey sarukun, these blonde ladies are in Taiwan three miles from you and want to chat!"
No, advertisement for a dating website, they aren't and they don't.
Hey sarukun, these people on Pennyarcade are horny nerdy and want to chat!
See now if they were down for some board games at the local table top shop, I'd sign up and even maybe give them my credit card.
haven't heard back from zelda lady on where/when. must be busy lately
Having been in a similar situation...did you name a particular place and time, or ask when was good for her? Cause do the first one, the second one puts the onus on her to schedule.
Agree - "are you free to do x on x date" is a thousand times more attractive than "do you want to do unspecific activity sometime in the future?"
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haven't heard back from zelda lady on where/when. must be busy lately
Having been in a similar situation...did you name a particular place and time, or ask when was good for her? Cause do the first one, the second one puts the onus on her to schedule.
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie would you like to join me at www.fakewebsite.com? I'm feeling naughty tonight"
"NO! NO!" *runs screaming into the woods*
My favorite is the advertisements that read your IP and figure out where you are.
"Hey sarukun, these blonde ladies are in Taiwan three miles from you and want to chat!"
No, advertisement for a dating website, they aren't and they don't.
These ads are hilarious because the locations they usually give in my case are 100- or 200-souls villages in the middle of nowhere
Apparently populated by bronze-tanned beach bunnies
I'm personally really afraid of stepping on people's toe
It feels hard to tell where the lines are
You can be confident and considerate at the same time, I think. Something like, "Hey, would you be interested in doing <activity> at <time> with me? If that doesn't work for you, I'm open to other ideas too."
everyone has one(personality). just don't start faking cheekbones. im imagining either heavy contouring or something out of a horror movie with plastic attached to your face.
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The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.
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But also when I freely admitted to her what is usually a conversation interest killer for me that being the black sheep of my family she said she found that odd yet had never really meet anyone who was basically cut off from the family .
I find that gave me hope as usually I get talked to about attempting to patch it up with them or something else.
Indeed last summer I got those blank my little pony things at ToysR and did van art on one of them while at work I braided it's hair in a dread or macramé with Wizard riding a corvette on it's haunch
I was told by many of my co workers it was a girl's toy and what I was doing was wrong.
God is cruel.
Nah. It is probably fine.
I wish people would be more open about this stuff. Like, you feel how you feel, why hide it?
Maybe I'm just embarrassed. I fall for people way too easily.
yeah you should probably just pull his hair instead
You have no idea how badly I want to.....watching him smile after I say something sassy totally makes my heart skip a beat
using tinder is like an invasion of the body snatchers scenario but with spambots instead of aliens
look! someone ahead up on the road! thank god we finally found somebody. Miss! Miss! are you all right? There's some crazy things happening in that town back there, and--
"hey cutie
"NO! NO!" *runs screaming into the woods*
http://www.audioentropy.com/
My favorite is the advertisements that read your IP and figure out where you are.
"Hey sarukun, these blonde ladies are in Taiwan three miles from you and want to chat!"
No, advertisement for a dating website, they aren't and they don't.
"Hey Guy, these blonde ladies are in DATA UNAVAILABLE"
hawt
Hey sarukun, these people on Pennyarcade are horny nerdy and want to chat!
I for one am hella horny nerdy
Having been in a similar situation...did you name a particular place and time, or ask when was good for her? Cause do the first one, the second one puts the onus on her to schedule.
See now if they were down for some board games at the local table top shop, I'd sign up and even maybe give them my credit card.
Agree - "are you free to do x on x date" is a thousand times more attractive than "do you want to do unspecific activity sometime in the future?"
I love you too, BILLY EVERYTEEN
made a suggestion and left it open to her
No takers though
also no worries about it anymore either!
These ads are hilarious because the locations they usually give in my case are 100- or 200-souls villages in the middle of nowhere
Apparently populated by bronze-tanned beach bunnies
Things aren't as fun when you don't have somebody to share it with.
So are sharp cheekbones. I ain't got sharp cheekbones.
On the flip side, some of those things are easier to obtain (or fake) than others and sometimes one can make up for lack of the other.
jk.
agreed, but sharp cheekbones can't make up for personality, imo.
I'm personally really afraid of stepping on people's toe
It feels hard to tell where the lines are
Alas, I have neither.
On an unrelated note: my day is going to run longer than expected due to technical shenanigans. God is cruel.
You can be confident and considerate at the same time, I think. Something like, "Hey, would you be interested in doing <activity> at <time> with me? If that doesn't work for you, I'm open to other ideas too."
A beard to hide behind sometimes helps, I've heard.
good bra.
we're goin to the quad in 5 minutes
Fun fact: all of Kiera Knightley's cleavage in the first Piratea movie was accomplished with makeup and lighting.