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The [Love] Thread: discussing the major online dating services (OKC, PoF, Match, WoW)

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  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    grrmusha wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    good bra.

    Fun fact: all of Kiera Knightley's cleavage in the first Piratea movie was accomplished with makeup and lighting.

    i know that. personally i stick to good bras. doubt that many girls contour their cleavages for a saturday night out.

    grrmusha on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    grrmusha wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    good bra.

    Fun fact: all of Kiera Knightley's cleavage in the first Piratea movie was accomplished with makeup and lighting.

    i know that. personally i stick to good bras. doubt that many girls contour their cleavages for a saturday night out.

    Often I see dancers contour their cleavage for shows. Same goes for actresses when it's time for promo photos, usually. Theatre is a strange business.

  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    celebs and such, yes. ain't gonna create shadow boobs to impress anyone, myself included.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Shadow Boobs is the name of my secret society.

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    alternately...

    work on your butt.



    all sorta folks like booty.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    alternately...

    work on your butt.

    I heard extended sitting is bad for you

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    To continue my theme of spring romance in the Australian bush*, woke up to this friendly guy on the wall (arachnophobe warning, and @Brovid Hasselsmof alert)

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    That jar's about six inches across. They're pretty harmless so I put him in a neighbors hedge.

    *inner suburbs in the capital

  • grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    seems this forum has all sorts of boob and butt societies. there must be hidden shrines on every meetup.
    *looks above* HELL NAW

    grrmusha on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    This forum is one giant butt society

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Im 100% back in the swing of being single and solitary but man does it suck in a major way.

    Things aren't as fun when you don't have somebody to share it with.

    pm'd you my address :winky:

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    I'm in the secret calves society

    Gizzy on
    Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
    Island Name: Felinefine
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I'm in the secret calves society

    A secret society of young cattle people who are also agents

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    we're all about dongs here

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    This forum is one giant butt society

    You have no idea how true this is.

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Give me all the body parts.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    For science.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Gul'demmit! You boys is pris'ners of yer own butts

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Whose butt are you calling giant, huh

    Veldrin on
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Shadow Boobs is the name of my secret society.

    We mostly meet in dimly lot rooms wearing nothing but robes and reenact our favorite three stooges bits.

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    what is the answer to too much cheekbones?

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    what is the answer to too much cheekbones?

    Marry me?
    I think it's marry me

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    babysit me!

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I like big buttes and I cannot lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when you're hanging from the rock
    With gnats on your... what

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    what is the answer to too much cheekbones?

    Marry me?
    I think it's marry me

    ok, I accept.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Cheeks on fleek

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Look at all this butt talk and no butt show

    Fakebutte

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The answer to no cheekbones is the same as no cleavage: makeup and lighting.

    what is the answer to too much cheekbones?

    You ask if there's an answer like it's a problem in need of a solution.

    It isn't.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That's what Marines used to wear

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    im getting SICK of trying to explain everything to the australians of these forums!!!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Crocodile Dungaree

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    it's a venomous subspecies.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    im getting SICK of trying to explain everything to the australians of these forums!!!

    Crwth: Known racist

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    it's a venomous subspecies.

    more venomous than normal australian fauna?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    im getting SICK of trying to explain everything to the australians of these forums!!!

    Crwth: Known racist

    australian is a nationality!

    so im a nationalist

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    wait

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    it's a venomous subspecies.

    more venomous than normal australian fauna?

    not EVERYTHING in australia is venomous, Pip

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    it's a venomous subspecies.

    more venomous than normal australian fauna?

    not EVERYTHING in australia is venomous, Pip

    then explain nic's posting

    BLAMMO

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    you don't wanna see what ive got cookin in these dungarees

    what is a dungaree

    is it like a smellier kangaroo

    it's a venomous subspecies.

    more venomous than normal australian fauna?

    Coincidentally, did you know that if you fertilise the Kangaroo Paw (Western Australia's state floral emblem) with cyanide, it stimulates germination at a greatly increased rate?

    Well now you do.

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