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I Just Accidentally Kneed Framling in the Balls

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what was the seal for

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    We can always use more seals.

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    ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    eating

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    my penis is a strange and beautiful animal that frolicks freely whenever no-one is looking

    It's so happy!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    my penis is a strange and beautiful animal that frolicks freely whenever no-one is looking

    It's so happy!

    that it is

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is it like the dancing frog

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    One time I kneed my friend Annie in the box

    I was pretending to but she leaned in too far and whoops
    one time I was pretending to slap my friend Michelle but she started talking and whoops

    why hasn't anyone posted the photo

    you know the one

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    SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for
    Seals are normally meant for eating and wearing as outer clothing, but looks like that one is meant to be stared at.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    I slap chicks in the face with my nuts all the damn time. Once I knocked a bitch's teeth out with them because she was giving me sass.

    Defender, we were clearly talking about people with real balls. Prosthetic balls don't count.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for

    approval

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I do not approve of that seal

    It is not a seal of quality

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what was the seal for

    approval

    here is the gold star

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
    hahaha jesus christ you are retarded

    Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ahahaha

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    like a wrecking ball

    except a pair

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    I slap chicks in the face with my nuts all the damn time. Once I knocked a bitch's teeth out with them because she was giving me sass.

    Defender, we were clearly talking abotu people with real balls. Prosthetic balls don't count.

    My balls are real. They're just encased in cushioned titanium spheres and attached by space-age microfibers.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    edited October 2007
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jump up and down with a boner

    hee hee
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    Did this make anyone else think about the Guild Navigators from Dune?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I've never gotten my penis caught in my zipper

    but I have gotten by pubes caught a couple times before

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    Gimme your address, I'm gonna send you a sympathy card.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and a teeny violin

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?
    I didn't feel like putting on underwear is all.

    It's safe to say I learned my lesson.

    With that said, it takes a lot more than a mere zipper to take good old Penguin's penis out of commission. My penis is robust like the mighty oak.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wasn't even being sarcastic.

    I feel bad for him.

    And I think a card might make him feel better.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Hope your balls get better soon.

    Love: Jordyn"

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    just out of nowhere a sympathy card

    from somebody on the internet

    about your genitals

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    just out of nowhere a sympathy card

    from somebody on the internet

    about your genitals

    It's all I've ever really wanted.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This thread is a good read people, keep going.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?
    I didn't feel like putting on underwear is all.

    It's safe to say I learned my lesson.

    With that said, it takes a lot more than a mere zipper to take good old Penguin's penis out of commission. My penis is robust like the mighty oak.

    But I don't get why you would be zipping up in such a hurry.

    Were people shooting at you?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

    well not anybody

    But Penguin's an ok dude, so I would send one to him.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am owed a few cock sympathy cards

    my brothers think birthday beatings are hilarious

    one punch for each year, and then one for luck in the balls

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I like how you capitalised the thread title, Jordyn

    yes, of course.

    It's a title.
    Would be much better if it was a tilde.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
    hahaha jesus christ you are retarded

    Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.
    yes i want defender's neocon balls all up in my grill as it were

    Haha "neocon"

    you're soooo precious

    Even Callius, who is distinctly to the left of me (and most of the rest of the world, I suspect), wouldn't call me that. Even during a heated debate, he wouldn't.

    That's because he's not retarded, though.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    i am owed a few cock sympathy cards

    my brothers think birthday beatings are hilarious

    one punch for each year, and then one for luck in the balls

    this explains so much

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I caught my penis in my zipper the other day.

    My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."

    Well it does folks. And it hurts.

    I don't understand how this happens.

    Was there a fire drill?

    Shit man. When we had fire drills in school and stuff, we just had to walk outside. You've had a brutal fucking life.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    so would you genuinely send a card to those with mutilated genitals

    because i have a list here

    well not anybody

    But Penguin's an ok dude, so I would send one to him.
    I would frame that card.

    It would go right next to my pictures of the Pope and Martin Luther King Jr.

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