It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!
Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.
hahaha jesus christ you are retarded
Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.
yes i want defender's neocon balls all up in my grill as it were
Haha "neocon"
you're soooo precious
Even Callius, who is distinctly to the left of me (and most of the rest of the world, I suspect), wouldn't call me that. Even during a heated debate, he wouldn't.
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that it is
why hasn't anyone posted the photo
you know the one
Defender, we were clearly talking about people with real balls. Prosthetic balls don't count.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
approval
It is not a seal of quality
here is the gold star
Yeah, you know you want me to knock your teeth out with my balls. Don't try to hide it.
except a pair
My first thought wasn't "That hurts," but instead, "Wait a minute, this doesn't happen in real life."
Well it does folks. And it hurts.
My balls are real. They're just encased in cushioned titanium spheres and attached by space-age microfibers.
I don't understand how this happens.
Was there a fire drill?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I've never gotten my penis caught in my zipper
but I have gotten by pubes caught a couple times before
Gimme your address, I'm gonna send you a sympathy card.
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It's safe to say I learned my lesson.
With that said, it takes a lot more than a mere zipper to take good old Penguin's penis out of commission. My penis is robust like the mighty oak.
I feel bad for him.
And I think a card might make him feel better.
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because i have a list here
from somebody on the internet
about your genitals
It's all I've ever really wanted.
But I don't get why you would be zipping up in such a hurry.
Were people shooting at you?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
well not anybody
But Penguin's an ok dude, so I would send one to him.
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my brothers think birthday beatings are hilarious
one punch for each year, and then one for luck in the balls
Haha "neocon"
you're soooo precious
Even Callius, who is distinctly to the left of me (and most of the rest of the world, I suspect), wouldn't call me that. Even during a heated debate, he wouldn't.
That's because he's not retarded, though.
this explains so much
Shit man. When we had fire drills in school and stuff, we just had to walk outside. You've had a brutal fucking life.
It would go right next to my pictures of the Pope and Martin Luther King Jr.