Ok..so, I need a lemur for Friday if you could please, Joe.
Also, the guy that is interviewing me? Is the guy that got the Director job over me. God dammit. Linkedin says I have a few more years of experience as well. This should be interesting.
Ok..so, I need a lemur for Friday if you could please, Joe.
Also, the guy that is interviewing me? Is the guy that got the Director job over me. God dammit. Linkedin says I have a few more years of experience as well. This should be interesting.
Ok..so, I need a lemur for Friday if you could please, Joe.
Also, the guy that is interviewing me? Is the guy that got the Director job over me. God dammit. Linkedin says I have a few more years of experience as well. This should be interesting.
My boss is listening in on a conference call at a stupidly high volume and playing it on speakerphone. So everyone within 50 or 60 feet can hear this. I came in to ask him to hold his phone or lower the volume or something since i was trying to do support calls using my actual handset like a civilized human being and he shushed me and pointed to the cubicle opening basically meaning hey get the fuck out.
Really wanna go off on people sometimes.
Point at his phone with your middle finger and tell him "no u"
Ok..so, I need a lemur for Friday if you could please, Joe.
Also, the guy that is interviewing me? Is the guy that got the Director job over me. God dammit. Linkedin says I have a few more years of experience as well. This should be interesting.
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[somebody] no but in [system] it still says provision complete is that as far as you can push
[Me ] You're asking if I can complete something beyond a complete?
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Drug testing- in the army I almost got an article 15 court martial and was investigated by CID agents because one day I asked for some aspirin because I had a really bad headache and this asshole who ended up getting booted for heavy drug use gave me a couple of those tylenols you can get in Canada (this was at Fort Lewis) that have something like 3mg of codeine in them and then we had a random drug test the next week.
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Really helped with the headache though.
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[somebody] no but in [system] it still says provision complete is that as far as you can push
[Me ] You're asking if I can complete something beyond a complete?
He was just asking if you can push it. Push it real good.
The atmosphere in this office just feels increasingly toxic.
Applied to a job this morning to make myself feel better and I've been able to do a bit of actual work since then. Now that my move is over I'm going to start looking again in earnest. Maybe I should try and find a recruiter...
Oh, Sassori! On Halloween I was down at Pike Place Market doing my thing, and I saw someone with a pretty good Carmen San Diego costume.
But I didn't get a picture.
And didn't say anything.
And that wasn't recent that you did that.
And isn't relevant to this thread.
And is a few days late anyway.
Oh, Sassori! On Halloween I was down at Pike Place Market doing my thing, and I saw someone with a pretty good Carmen San Diego costume.
But I didn't get a picture.
And didn't say anything.
And that wasn't recent that you did that.
And isn't relevant to this thread.
And is a few days late anyway.
Anyway, relating to my job thingy, it's looking like I'll be starting on the 16th, so that's cool. Sad to be leaving here, but unfortunately they can't hire me permanently here so I gotta move on. At least I made some good contacts and a friend here, though!
[somebody] no but in [system] it still says provision complete is that as far as you can push
[Me ] You're asking if I can complete something beyond a complete?
He was just asking if you can push it. Push it real good.
Look, don't tell anyone, but there is a super secret "Extra Complete" status that is reserved for when a family member of someone VP level or above calls.
It's just like Complete, except that now there are pixies in your modem.
I've only had one drug test, so that I could do things at electrical substations. Pretty reasonable when the wrong move might vaporise you. Ironically, I haven't done any substation work since.
My partner smashed against the glass ceiling at full tilt. Again. Lost out to a man 5 years her junior, tenure-wise. I'm just going to start laughing rudely whenever I hear someone try to argue that "it should be about merit!"
Gonna need some take-out thai food and wine, tonight.
Today a person insisted I had to view 70+ photos of her former dog, which she had sold but now deeply regretted. Seventy photos of it dressed up, being kissed, getting a doggie birthday cake, and then I was to assess whether it was being starved by its new owners in updated photos.
Lady, I'm not a vet, nor even a pet owner.
...
But no, your former dog looks perfectly fine, I'm sorry you regret giving it away but you can't sue for doggie visitation arrrrg
I don't know if that interview went well or not. The first part seemed pretty good, where they were asking me stock interview questions. I consider myself pretty personable and I have some solid accomplishments from my previous job, so I always feel like I do good in those kinds of interviews. The position is a sales position, so they had me walk through a simulated sale. I don't have direct sales experience so I was a little nervous and it felt stiff and bad. They asked what I thought of my sale and what I would have done differently after the fact, and I feel like I was pretty honest about what I had done wrong and what I thought I could do better as I got more comfortable with the role, and asked for their honest feedback. They seemed to be happy with that? There's a 4 week training program so I tried to position myself as someone with the right mindset and values, with the ability to be trained.
They said I should hear back one way or another by the end of next week, since they were still reviewing applicants.
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Well that's probably the difference.
I was confused how in the world we somehow reduced security theater post-9/11. Though I might be in bizarro world or something.
I have to go through more security devices and checkpoints, and pass guards carrying automatic rifles than you do in an airport.
Also, the guy that is interviewing me? Is the guy that got the Director job over me. God dammit. Linkedin says I have a few more years of experience as well. This should be interesting.
Eat his heart to take his powers job.
I'm more Highlander than Kali Ma.
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Point at his phone with your middle finger and tell him "no u"
you should use the bear claws.
he'll never expect that.
[Me ] You're asking if I can complete something beyond a complete?
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He was just asking if you can push it. Push it real good.
Applied to a job this morning to make myself feel better and I've been able to do a bit of actual work since then. Now that my move is over I'm going to start looking again in earnest. Maybe I should try and find a recruiter...
But I didn't get a picture.
And didn't say anything.
And that wasn't recent that you did that.
And isn't relevant to this thread.
And is a few days late anyway.
HEY HOW'S THOSE JOBS GOING?
This is a fantastic post for the top of the page.
Good work.
How ethical are you? This is important.
You fool, you'll doom us all.
It's just like Complete, except that now there are pixies in your modem.
Gonna need some take-out thai food and wine, tonight.
I don't do drugs but I was pretty sure at the time they thought I did.
Lady, I'm not a vet, nor even a pet owner.
...
But no, your former dog looks perfectly fine, I'm sorry you regret giving it away but you can't sue for doggie visitation arrrrg
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They said I should hear back one way or another by the end of next week, since they were still reviewing applicants.
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