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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    fram

    i'm sure they would refund money if they didn't operate entirely digitally

    Orik

    I'm sure they wouldn't close unresolved issues if they weren't jackasses.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    They can't refund the money cause they already spent it on drugs.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    they probably just didn't have any 98 machines to test on, having donated them all to homeless people as part of a community initiative

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    they probably just didn't have any 98 machines to test on, having donated them all to homeless people as part of a community initiative

    Then they shouldn't have claimed to support it.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    where do they claim to support 98 anymore anyway

    Jesus, you are so dumb.

    They don't.

    Anymore.

    When I got the game I was having problems with, they did.

    Believe me, when you're running 98, you fucking check.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    man

    i'm amazed at how well they planned the composition of the areas so that the points of interest are highlighted when you first see them
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    all the sightlines lead to GLaDOS, it's cool as hell

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  • The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    well fram

    i bet they have a little something called 'priorities'

    your request probably landed in the file labeled 'bitch work' that is given to interns who swear a lot

    That's fine, they can give me my money back, then.

    Wait, no, they are "unable" to provide refunds for games purchased over Steam.

    good thing they tell you that before you buy it

    maybe you should have bought it at a brick and mortar store, where they still won't give you your money back

    Look, either make it your policy to refund money when your shit doesn't work, or make it your policy to fix your shit when your shit doesn't work.

    Theire policy is to claim their shit will work, and then not fucking bother getting their shit to work.

    That is a bullshit policy.

    they can't refund money off of electronic purchases

    do you not realize why or something

    Honestly, though, that is a very strange policy given that Steam can quite easily deny your ability to play a particular game (as Fram has experienced in this case). Not that I'm contending your observation, which I don't doubt, but Valve really should offer refunds of electronic purchases since, unlike with optical media, they actually can take back the goods.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man

    i'm amazed at how well they planned the composition of the areas so that the points of interest are highlighted when you first see them
    escape_020014.jpg

    all the sightlines lead to GLaDOS, it's cool as hell

    A lot of the little details in that beginning part was a nice touch. I really liked the red phone that had it's wire cut.

    In the commentary the phone was there for an associate to call when GLaDOS goes batshit and flood the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.


    it didn't work

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I get a kick thinking of how much money they wasted putting their logo all over everything. Even had their own custom chairs.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    hey fram you and jordyn missed the party

    i had mountain dew and everything. Ask weaver how awesome it was.

    Sorry Doc, with my grandpa passing away and the having to travel back to South Dakota and everything, purchasing costumes and partying sorta slipped my mind.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I get a kick thinking of how much money they wasted putting their logo all over everything. Even had their own custom chairs.

    Who, Aperature Science?

    Man, i really want a nice polo shirt with the Aperature Science logo embroidered on.

    Or a LexCorp polo shirt.

    Or a lot of other such shirts.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the shirt would say

    APERTURE SCIENCE
    WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A pink shirt with the Companion Cube on it.


    "Look at me, still talking when there's SCIENCE to do!"

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  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm sure this has been covered already, but there's going to be a plushie Companion Cube.

    This is glorious.

    I'm going to write a sitcom called "Everyone Loves Companion Cube."

    Wife: Companion Cube, did you forget to do the dishes again?

    Companion Cube: ....

    laughtrack

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    switzky21 wrote: »
    I'm sure this has been covered already, but there's going to be a plushie Companion Cube.

    This is glorious.

    I'm going to write a sitcom called "Everyone Loves Companion Cube."

    Wife: Companion Cube, did you forget to do the dishes again?

    Companion Cube: I'm going to stab you.

    laughtrack

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  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    switzky21 wrote: »
    I'm sure this has been covered already, but there's going to be a plushie Companion Cube.

    This is glorious.

    I'm going to write a sitcom called "Everyone Loves Companion Cube."

    Wife: Companion Cube, did you forget to do the dishes again?

    Companion Cube: I'm going to stab you.

    laughtrack

    I'll have every episode start with the Companion Cube falling through a portal onto the couch, and somehow it has to end with the Cube falling into an incinerator.

    Annoying Neighbour: I guess Companion Cube is in for a hot night!

    *cast laughs as credits roll*

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    But then Still Alive has to be the theme. Only played by some really fucking awful band that really needs the work, like Blink 182 or sum 41.

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  • switzky21switzky21 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    But then Still Alive has to be the theme. Only played by some really fucking awful band that really needs the work, like Blink 182 or sum 41.

    I was just going to use the radio edit.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    blink 182 broke up

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    boxcar racer, then?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    guys i hate writing papers

    it is 4:20 am and i am just now starting a paper

    i think this will be a no-sleep night

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    taters, let's chat in vent a bit.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potu, i do not have a functional mic

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Chat as in write silly things

    Yes, you can do that in vent.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man

    I have to write a bigass paper eventually

    I am putting it off so hard

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    rane, i just did that, it is a bad idea

    it is now 6AM and i need to be up for class in 1.5 hours

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    hey fram you and jordyn missed the party

    i had mountain dew and everything. Ask weaver how awesome it was.

    the mountain dew is a lie

    who will pour the dew when I'm gone?

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    just bought, played and finished portal

    so good!

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