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State of the Union 2016: You Don't Have Obama to Kick Around Anymore

StericaSterica YesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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9pm EST

It's a new year already? Seems like only yesterday Obama was giving the 2015 address. But this is a special year, as it's the last State of the Union from Obama ever. I also can't believe it's been almost EIGHT YEARS already, but we have to face sad and true facts. But cheer up, kiddos: next year we'll have a shiny NEW president giving the address! Oh boy! Will it be a democrat or republican? Whoa whoa let's slow it down a bit. The primary isn't even over yet, and this is Obama's night, so let's focus on the here and now.

Now maybe some of you don't know what the State of then Union. So here's a quick summary for you foreign folks or citizens that slept through government class: the State of the Union Address is a yearly speech the president gives before a large chunk of the federal government. Both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, top brass from the military, and so forth are in attendance. Its original purpose was for the president to give status update on how the country is doing but, politics being what they are, few presidents are willing to say anything besides "Awesome!" because to say otherwise is tantamount is declaring to the country that you fucked up. What the modern State of the Union does is give the president a platform to discuss his agenda for the new year, show off accomplishments from the prior year, and address concerns. Being one of the biggest audiences the president will have all year, it gives Obama the opportunity to communicate directly to the public and, if he's feeling sassy, call out the opposition party on their failures and/or blocking of the previous year's agenda. There are pros and cons.

What's interesting this year is that Obama is, more than ever, a lame duck, or an elected official who be it by vote or law cannot be reelected. This tends to make the official in question weaker, as opponents can stall for time and just wait out the official's term. And the US government is very good at stalling. However, it does come with some perks, namely the lack of restraint one normally has to show when they got an election to think about. As Obama is in his last year, he can really enter a 'give no fucks" mentality since he doesn't have an election or even political capital to worry about, freeing him up to really push for some things on his To-Do List before leaving office. However, this is a tad tempered by the fact that Obama does have to play nice to some degree in order to help his party secure the upcoming Presidential election.

This thread is special, and has special rules:
  1. This thread is temporary. It will be locked at an undisclosed time after the address is over. Do not take it upon yourself to make a new thread: this is a one-time deal.
  2. People exist out there with opinions different from yours. This is unfortunate, but such is life. It is difficult to have a manageable discussion if people are yelling back and forth at each other, so please keep a calm head when engaging with people. Spirited debate is fine, but posts full of catty insults and huge posts that dissect another's person post with 50 quote tags makes for a thread that is almost impossible to read for all but a handful of people.
  3. Do not engage with assholes. If someone is spouting off shitty rhetoric (racism, sexism, transphobia, etc.), then report them. Replying to their nonsense just derails the thread and, honestly, they're most likely shitty trolls with no interest in discourse. Don't waste your time on them.
  4. Being SE++, the thread will not always be on topic. This generally isn't a problem during the meat of the State of the Union, but things may derail a bit before and after to talk about hot topics of the day. Don't get too bent out of shape over this.

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"Dark Lord" Barack Obama
President of the United States of America
State of the Union

The main event. Obama will have the lion's share of media coverage and (in most cases) speaking time, so this is what most people will be paying attention to. Obama did an NRA no-no by pushing an executive order to tighten up gun laws, so that will most likely be a topic tonight, especially in light of all the shootings in 2015. You can also expected standard talk regarding ISIS and terrorism, and maybe even calling out the Oregon terrorists just to rile up the Republicans. He'll probably also urge the Republican Senate and House to actually do something with him instead of trying to block everything he does. Planned Parenthood and the budget war over it might be an example of that.

Expected Topics: Gun Control, terrorism, immigration, the economy, and how to finally eliminate the white man.

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Nikki "Anti-Flag" Haley
Governor of South Carolina
Republican Response

This is the third year the Republicans have picked a woman to give the opposition response; a sort of nominal gesture to pretend that the GOP cares about women. Can't really blame them since women seem to have a better track record for the response than the men have. There doesn't seem to be much anticipation for this, which isn't terribly surprising since the goal of these things in recent years is basically "don't fuck up. Expect a lot of whining about guns and how terrorists will kill us all. If there is one positive thing I have to say about Haley is that she was one of the people who took a stance against the Confederate flag being raised over federal and state buildings, so good on her.

Expected Topics: Government is bad, abortion is bad, people of color are bad, and guns are our most precious freedom.

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Wayne "Fraud Detector" Root
Writer
Tea Party Response

A libertarian author. I don't know much about him, but based on the titles of his books this should be a laugh riot.

Expected Topics: Hopefully something as funny as Inequality Godzilla.

Also, Kshama Sawant will be giving the Socialist Party response, and I'll link to that when I get it. Some people like it, as it does actually raise sound criticisms against the Obama Administration, and is probably the opposing response you want to watch if your goal tonight is not listening to racist assholes in the hopes that they'll say something hilariously stupid.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    hail satan

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    I find it amusing that the most salient criticisms of President Obama come from the Socialist Party.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Well, it helps when you actually know what socialism is.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Well, it helps when you actually know what socialism is.

    Yeah, it's not particularly surprising, but it does feel a tad ironic, given the rhetoric of his most vocal detractors.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    #ThanksObama

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    So

    as an Australian

    exactly how worried should I be about the US elections this year?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So

    as an Australian

    exactly how worried should I be about the US elections this year?

    if Trump gets in I might get deported.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So

    as an Australian

    exactly how worried should I be about the US elections this year?

    Only as much as your government attempts to mimic ours.

    Which is 'increasingly'

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    If Trump gets in I'll try my hardest to go to another country, maybe Western Europe or something.

    I love this country, but I'm not about to live under a president a legitimate couple steps away from Hitler with how he talks about non-whites.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    My job is touring people around DC

    I was urging people violently to get out of the city before
    A) the State of the Union draws every VIP and convoy to close all of the streets, all of them
    B) the rain hits, which is weird usually updrafts of hot air pushes clouds away
    C) everyone else trying to avoid this clusterfuck of traffic tries to get out, causing another clusterfuck of traffic

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    One last time for old time's sake.

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So

    as an Australian

    exactly how worried should I be about the US elections this year?

    Sadly, I don't think any of the U.S. Politicians running, have any specifically Pro Australian policies on their platform.

    I imagine the Trans-Pacific Partnership is a thing a republican nominee would get signed, which might be a benefit or a negative for businesses and trademarks in Australia,
    depending on what is actually in the TPP.

    The threat of war between the US and nations in the Middle East would probably increase, and the US has a habit of encouraging others to join them,
    but outside of that, I don't think you have much to worry about in the short term.

    I don't think Dem here will successfully tackle climate change, so it probably won't be that worse off with a republican on that front.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Did we accidentally send Wayne Root to cool leg up there or something?

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    So

    as an Australian

    exactly how worried should I be about the US elections this year?

    Sadly, I don't think any of the U.S. Politicians running, have any specifically Pro Australian policies on their platform.

    I imagine the Trans-Pacific Partnership is a thing a republican nominee would get signed, which might be a benefit or a negative for businesses and trademarks in Australia,
    depending on what is actually in the TPP.

    The threat of war between the US and nations in the Middle East would probably increase, and the US has a habit of encouraging others to join them,
    but outside of that, I don't think you have much to worry about in the short term.

    I don't think Dem here will successfully tackle climate change, so it probably won't be that worse off with a republican on that front.

    TPP is pretty universally hated by both sides, but for different reasons.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2016
    The TPP (and the TAP) are both disastrous for most of the population of the countries involved. They're pretty great for big business on both sides, though. But the Dems aren't anti-TPP in the slightest so doesn't make a lot of difference.

    edit: The issue is not really whether anyone has any australia-specific policies, more that American international policies in general can have a disproportionate effect on external economies.

    tynic on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    That the Democrats in the US are the mainstream party who aren't considered the crony capitalist choice is kind of laughable

    or it would be until you think about it and then it's kind of scary

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    All why I'm all for Bernie going in.

    Dude is populist and anti-big business as fuck.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    If Trump gets in I'll try my hardest to go to another country, maybe Western Europe or something.

    I love this country, but I'm not about to live under a president a legitimate couple steps away from Hitler with how he talks about non-whites.

    i hear Canada just got a cool new government and stuff

    i might look into moving there in case i need to jump ship

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    How likely is it that Trump actually gets in though?

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Veldrin wrote: »
    How likely is it that Trump actually gets in though?

    1 in 50

    You have more to worry from Ted Cruz or Ben Carson
    in terms of someone winning the election

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    If Trump gets in I'll try my hardest to go to another country, maybe Western Europe or something.

    I love this country, but I'm not about to live under a president a legitimate couple steps away from Hitler with how he talks about non-whites.

    i hear Canada just got a cool new government and stuff

    i might look into moving there in case i need to jump ship

    Hope you've got a job lined up there first, I've heard it's not so easy to just straight up immigrate.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    All why I'm all for Bernie going in.

    Dude is populist and anti-big business as fuck.

    He's now ahead in polls for both the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries. Up 14% over Hilary in NH and 5% in IA, which are both outside the margin of error.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    And it begins.

    The first part of the address, and to be intermittently done all night: a shit load of clapping.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    what was that chanting?

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I did a double-take when I didn't hear Boehner.

    RIP, my sweet orange child

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I did a double-take when I didn't hear Boehner.

    RIP, my sweet orange child

    I'll miss his face as contrast with Biden's

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Obama already handing out the burns haha

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Watching the Martian instead, let me know if he says anything that needs to have a mic dropped

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Man they don't have Biden in frame though.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Little girl: both poor AND a terrorist

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Dammit, he mentioned the military. Everyone get out of your chairs.

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Wish he would stick around another 4 years, doubt he would want to if he could though.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I hear Paul Ryan glued his hands to his lap tonight.

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    I wondered why his thumbs kept twitching.

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Wish he would stick around another 4 years, doubt he would want to if he could though.

    Thanks, FDR

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I love how, in their dedication to not show an ounce of support for Obama they won't even applaud giving kids an education or affordable college.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    These republicans sure make republicans look like bad people.

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    I love how, in their dedication to not show an ounce of support for Obama they won't even applaud giving kids an education or affordable college.

    If they want a decent education they should get a job and pay for it like the rest of us.

    Yea that means you too Timmy. Fifth grade doesn't pay for itself.

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    I love how, in their dedication to not show an ounce of support for Obama they won't even applaud giving kids an education or affordable college.

    If they want a decent education they should have had rich parents that pay for it like the rest of us.

    Yea that means you too Timmy. Fifth grade doesn't pay for itself.

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