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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Ate a vegan burger




    feel oddly satisfied.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    To clarify Alazull is an elitist, snobby, high-end professional chef who serves only royalty and spits on your inferior and poorly prepared cuisine

    This is all true

    No lie

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Only the finest easy macs money can buy

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    To clarify Alazull is an elitist, snobby, high-end professional chef who serves only royalty and spits on your inferior and poorly prepared cuisine

    This is all true

    No lie

    You lie

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/iran-releases-post-correspondent-jason-rezaian-iranian-reports-say/2016/01/16/e8ee7858-ba38-11e5-829c-26ffb874a18d_story.html

    Let's chalk up another win for the Obama adminstration.

    It is good that we are preparing them to receive our soft power. Soon our corrupting 'Murican influences will destroy them from within.

    That's what you'd think, but Iran has been preparing for this day for a long time.

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    By 2025 in Tehran, blue jeans and Coors Light and freedom of religion as far as the eye can see.

    Blue jeans have been in Iran since before you were born

    So you're saying a third of my prediction has already come true.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Ate a vegan

    feel oddly satisfied.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Also I'm on my phone so if I get the thread, someone else do it

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I once saw Alazull shove his fingers in a sous chef's eyes who failed to plate the appetizer to his exact specifications

    His eyeballs are on the menu now

    It's the highest priced item

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    So you probably haven't picked this up from my chatting.

    I'm a professional cook.

    I know what sauteing is.

    You still don't make things jump in the pan unless its necessary.

    Its still a silly term, just like petit-fours and the rest of the French terminology.

    Petit fours being derived from the small oven, or lower temperature as the larger oven was being cooled down.

    So you probably haven't picked this up from my chatting.

    I'm a professional baker.

    And I don't care what you think of French terminology when you're wrong.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/iran-releases-post-correspondent-jason-rezaian-iranian-reports-say/2016/01/16/e8ee7858-ba38-11e5-829c-26ffb874a18d_story.html

    Let's chalk up another win for the Obama adminstration.

    It is good that we are preparing them to receive our soft power. Soon our corrupting 'Murican influences will destroy them from within.

    That's what you'd think, but Iran has been preparing for this day for a long time.

    NnLUycI.jpg

    By 2025 in Tehran, blue jeans and Coors Light and freedom of religion as far as the eye can see.

    Blue jeans have been in Iran since before you were born

    So you're saying a third of my prediction has already come true.

    They can probably drink Ccors light as well since it doesn't really have enough alcohol to qualify as an alcoholic beverage. And you're free to practice any religion you want as long as it's Islam.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    *watches while eating popcorn that one of you probably prepared*

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Ate a vegan burger




    feel oddly satisfied.
    one of us

    one of us

    A survivor's story.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Ate a vegan burger




    feel oddly satisfied.
    one of us

    one of us

    A survivor's story.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Ate a vegan burger




    feel oddly satisfied.
    one of us

    one of us

    A survivor's story.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    To clarify Alazull is an elitist, snobby, high-end professional chef who serves only royalty and spits on your inferior and poorly prepared cuisine

    This is all true

    No lie

    You lie

    I'm only reporting the facts

    Once Alazull stormed out to a table and ripped a live lobster in half above a patron's head and served it to him raw

    He is an avant grade genius

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Ate a vegan burger




    feel oddly satisfied.
    one of us

    one of us

    A survivor's story.
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 3.4

    @21stCentury will create the new thread
    @kedinik is backup

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