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Penny Arcade - Comic - Martin Randau

DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
edited January 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Martin Randau

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    A++

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    I'm glad I'm not the only one to refer to random team members with portmanteaus of "(celebrity/fictional character) name and rando"

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  • ShowsniShowsni Registered User regular
    Brandom Randerson?

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Rando Baggins, lesser known cousin to Bilbo and Frodo.

  • GONG-00GONG-00 Registered User regular
    Any relation to Newbelia Scrubville-Baggins?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Randscape Technician

    Rando Patinkin

    Ayn Rando

    ...

    Random Stark

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  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    I once told a thread that to the other players, we were the randos. It... did not work.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Rando Calrissian? He's ace at Cards Against Humanity.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • Jakk FrostJakk Frost Registered User regular
    I'm glad I'm not the only one to refer to random team members with portmanteaus of "(celebrity/fictional character) name and rando"

    Well, all I can say is thank you for so smoothly supplying me with a frame of reference. ;)

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    I'm glad I'm not the only one to refer to random team members with portmanteaus of "(celebrity/fictional character) name and rando"

    I didn't used to but I will now.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    According to the internet laws of numbers and randomness -- which I just made up right now -- the person(s) in the minority group is the rando. If the game is a 3v3, and two queue together, that makes the third the rando. Likewise, in a 5v5 scenario, if 3 queue together, the two --whether they be singles or a duo -- are the randos.

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  • orthancstoneorthancstone TexasRegistered User regular
    It turns out Rando Al Thor was not your team's Lord Dragon.

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  • GrettGrett Registered User regular
    This is not a .jpg. This is raw existence.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    This is one of the most text heavy comics in a long time.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Randscape Technician

    Rando Patinkin

    Ayn Rando

    ...

    Random Stark

    Leorando DiCaprio

    Rando's Al Ghul

    Randoshans

    Randolina Jolie

    and many more

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  • LinktmLinktm Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Rando Calrissian? He's ace at Cards Against Humanity.

    I came here for this joke. Thank you.

  • RenegadePhantomRenegadePhantom Registered User regular
    I don't get the last sentence from Gabe, what do farmers and his mom have to do with it? Seriously, could someone explain?

  • dennisdennis Registered User regular
    While a good comic, why do I get the feeling that it exists mainly to purge the backlog of rando names they've come up with? It's like some sort of pressure valve release.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    I don't get the last sentence from Gabe, what do farmers and his mom have to do with it? Seriously, could someone explain?

    I think we're just supposed to assume/imagine Gabe said something obscene involving Marlon Rando's mother and barnyard animals.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    Rando McNally

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Linktm wrote: »
    Enlong wrote: »
    Rando Calrissian? He's ace at Cards Against Humanity.

    I came here for this joke. Thank you.
    Happy to help.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    "I'm getting on team chat."
    "No! You swore an oath!"

    that's the line that made it for me.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Randeau Ballet

    Hall Randoates

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  • Ramza BRamza B Registered User new member
    Classic Rando!

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  • SeananigansSeananigans Registered User new member
    Rando Newman

    ORando Bloom

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  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    I'd rather eat Rando?

  • RhoRho Registered User new member
    I'm sure it's because I'm an idiot, but I don't really get Gabe's last bubble. I think he's insulting the rando viciously, but it could be read as a reply to Tycho's statement that we are all randos. Also, if he is insulting the rando, I can't really reverse engineer the whole insult.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    The fact that you can't reverse engineer the insult is the point. The humour is in imagining what he could possibly have said.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Probably some variety of an accusation of bestiality.

    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • gjaustingjaustin Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Probably some variety of an accusation of bestiality.

    To which Rando replied something like "How is that even anatomically possible?"

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    I once told a thread that to the other players, we were the randos. It... did not work.

    Sorry, pal, when I'm playing a game, the rando is whoever's not me.

    But, I also don't tell them things about their mom that they might be surprised to learn.

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  • ziddersroofurryziddersroofurry Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Rando Ren
    Dash Randor
    Ran Dolo
    R4-ND0

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  • DissentDissent Mr. Fancy Pants Flavour CountryRegistered User regular
    Rho wrote: »
    I'm sure it's because I'm an idiot, but I don't really get Gabe's last bubble. I think he's insulting the rando viciously, but it could be read as a reply to Tycho's statement that we are all randos. Also, if he is insulting the rando, I can't really reverse engineer the whole insult.

    The farmer is sick and tired of your mother trespassing on his land at night. He has a family to feed, and can't endure this loss of corn cobs and cucumbers on a daily basis. He thought the scaredildo would solve the issue, but your mother's drive to fill the second tier of the dietary pyramid is insatiable.

  • BlitzAce1981BlitzAce1981 Registered User regular
    Jean-Claude Ran Damme

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades 地獄のようにかわいい あなたは嫉妬深いかRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Eastman, he came out of the East to do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO

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  • sinfoniksinfonik Registered User new member
    One had a novel strategy for a boss that involved exposing the weak point on the boss while being overrun by evil sentient robots who are from the future but also from the past.

    Holy crap, I think that was me.

  • ScribbitScribbit Registered User new member
    I don't get the last bubble either. Is that some really esoteric Game of Thrones reference? Like Ramsay Bolton, since, you know, his dad raped a farmer's wife and then killed the guy? I got no idea.

    Rando Bolton's pretty good, though.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    I will not explain it twice sir.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    good comic

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Jean-Claude Ran Damme

    Van Damme it.

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