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The [Wrestling Thread] is going to cry for a few days, if that's ok with everyone

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Brock Samson

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Samson

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Brock Samson
    Schide wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Samson

    now you have to kiss

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    I feel like Brock might have been the recipient of the Bruan Strowman name if he were around today.

    Or maybe they'd just split the difference and go with Brock Strowman.

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    The Sonic WrestleMania booker put way too many matches on the card.

    That would take forever.

    That's why they gotta go fast!

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong on my counting here, because I certainly could have missed some guys.

    But I think these are the only people who were big indy stars who got to keep their names when they came to WWE:

    Punk
    Joe
    AJ
    Aries

    Owens and Bryan are close, so I guess we could count them if we wanted. But other than these guys, I can't think of anyone.


    I wonder what the rationale is when they decide who gets to keep their "indy name"?


    I also wonder about a guy like Brock Lesnar. If he were just coming up now, he would definitely be in NXT. So I try to imagine what kind of silly name they would give him, because he likely wouldn't keep his actual name in this day and age.

    As to how they decide although Aries is an outlier age wise I am starting to think time in the indies and relative age has something to do with it. The guys who kept it had really built up a pretty big name making them a brand that had value to WWE in getting to appear as themselves. They also all came over a little bit older excepting Aries, so taking time to rebrand them potentially keeps them off tv for a while in developmental and now in NXT while they get a following established under the new name.

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Brock Samson
    Schide wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    He'd keep Brock but hopefully find a more intimidating last name than Lesnar

    Samson

    now you have to kiss

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    (I'll be honest, I made that post partially in hopes someone would make that joke.)

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong on my counting here, because I certainly could have missed some guys.

    But I think these are the only people who were big indy stars who got to keep their names when they came to WWE:

    Punk
    Joe
    AJ
    Aries

    Owens and Bryan are close, so I guess we could count them if we wanted. But other than these guys, I can't think of anyone.


    I wonder what the rationale is when they decide who gets to keep their "indy name"?


    I also wonder about a guy like Brock Lesnar. If he were just coming up now, he would definitely be in NXT. So I try to imagine what kind of silly name they would give him, because he likely wouldn't keep his actual name in this day and age.

    Post-MMA? That would be easy.

    Brock Lee.

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    SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong on my counting here, because I certainly could have missed some guys.

    But I think these are the only people who were big indy stars who got to keep their names when they came to WWE:

    Punk
    Joe
    AJ
    Aries

    Owens and Bryan are close, so I guess we could count them if we wanted. But other than these guys, I can't think of anyone.


    I wonder what the rationale is when they decide who gets to keep their "indy name"?


    I also wonder about a guy like Brock Lesnar. If he were just coming up now, he would definitely be in NXT. So I try to imagine what kind of silly name they would give him, because he likely wouldn't keep his actual name in this day and age.

    Post-MMA? That would be easy.

    Brock Lee.

    Brock O'Lee

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong on my counting here, because I certainly could have missed some guys.

    But I think these are the only people who were big indy stars who got to keep their names when they came to WWE:

    Punk
    Joe
    AJ
    Aries

    Owens and Bryan are close, so I guess we could count them if we wanted. But other than these guys, I can't think of anyone.


    I wonder what the rationale is when they decide who gets to keep their "indy name"?


    I also wonder about a guy like Brock Lesnar. If he were just coming up now, he would definitely be in NXT. So I try to imagine what kind of silly name they would give him, because he likely wouldn't keep his actual name in this day and age.

    Post-MMA? That would be easy.

    Brock Lee.


    I should have been more specific.

    I meant if Lesnar was just now getting out of college and was making his way into pro wrestling. No MMA or football stuff in his background yet.

    I'm imagining an alternate universe where he's paired with Jason Jordan as a heel collegiate wrestling "wrecking crew" style team.

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    411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    Watching Smackdown highlights that air before Raw up here in Canada.

    Man, Ranallo just sounds like an announcer. He's got that "legit" feel when he's talking that Cole has never really had, to me.

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    411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    The audio editing is strong in this Rumble recap video.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    That's not how tails work, Vince.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Vince ground Roman's bones to make his bread.

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    411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    Every single line of this Vince promo could be turned into a sad joke about their booking strategy.

    "We do everything to make ourselves happy"
    "We don't care how you're feeling"
    "Once you're broken, you stay broken"
    "I enjoy watching misery in other people"

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    ED!ED! Registered User regular
    As much as I hate her, Stephanie is so fucking hot.

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    This promo hits a little too close to home, it's basically an admission that Vince doesn't really care what fans want.

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    Trips is such a piece of shit. I love him so much.

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    ED!ED! Registered User regular
    Maybe it's the flashbacks to when he was champ. . .but that belt looks stupid as fuck. For some reason it worked around the waist of the "New Breed", but HHH without the WCW World Title, or the WWF/E HW Championship. . .yea. Goofy.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I can't help it, I like Triple H

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Sprout wrote: »
    Trips is such a piece of shit. I love him so much.

    Oh there is no doubt that even though I think this is a bad decision .....H is going to make or break it with how good he is on the Mike and in the ring at his age. He is honestly more impressive to me now than he was in the DX era.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I love when heels are so obvious in their contradictions.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    how many times have they said Roman Reigns

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    this is a weird promo but if it results in the return of brother devon i'm cool

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Heheheh ...he is taking his ball and going home. I actually love how petty his reasoning is.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    this is a god tier promo

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I hope they have a better twist than Roman walking out and talking back

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Im the champion and im the boss so get fucked everyone.

    THAT IS VINTAGE HHH

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    I hope they have a better twist than Roman walking out and talking back

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    what were they chanting?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I want pictures of Trips sideplates

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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    So, the Fastlane main event is Roman/Dean, right?

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    ooh, Reigns vs Ambrose at Fastlane?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    no

    no no no no

    I want AJ vs someone not a million year old and post mid life crisis

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    yeah alright, I'll watch AJ Styles beat the hell out of a dad

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Wait, why is Dolph an integral part of Total Divas?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    oh thank god flo rida is just a guest

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    no

    no no no no

    I want AJ vs someone not a million year old and post mid life crisis

    Jericho's entire role in the company is established name that can still put on a decent match while jobbing to the new guy. He is doing exactly what he should be and getting guys over at the end of his career. His antique mike work not withstanding I don't get why you guys crap on him doing exactly the thing you say older guys should do and doing it pretty well.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    KEVIN OWENS IS HERE TO KILL DOLPH ZIGGLER

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