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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Nobody wants tits flying off the handle, making a spectacle of themselves

    I beg to differ. That's exactly what I want.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Ubisoft games I've played in the last few years.


    Grow Home
    Assassin's Creed Unity
    Child of Light
    Far Cry 4
    South Park: The Stick of Truth
    Valiant Hearts: The Great War
    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
    Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
    Rayman Legends
    Far Cry 3


    I didn't like Unity's incredible amount of busywork, I thought that was awful. And Far Cry 3 gating abilities behind a main story I didn't care about. And Blood Dragon being kinda lame. Otherwise, I have good memories of what's there.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    "so calm your fucking tits"

    I've seen this from two different people on two totally different videos on Youtube.

    Where the fuck did that comment come from? "Calm your tits"? Really?

    been around a while

    I see!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Ubisoft games I've played in the last few years.


    Grow Home
    Assassin's Creed Unity
    Child of Light
    Far Cry 4
    South Park: The Stick of Truth
    Valiant Hearts: The Great War
    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
    Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
    Rayman Legends
    Far Cry 3


    I didn't like Unity's incredible amount of busywork, I thought that was awful. And Far Cry 3 gating abilities behind a main story I didn't care about. And Blood Dragon being kinda lame. Otherwise, I have good memories of what's there.

    Yeah.

    Syndicate is pretty good, too. And Far Cry 4 was damned great, even if it has Too Much Content syndrome.

    Watch Dogs is an abomination, though.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Is OTLC's real name "Sex Machine"???

    I mean, it's not not Sex Machine.

    Belasco32
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
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    Next time I think I'll grab a cut that doesn't have a big fat cap so more of the high heat works toward crust rather than rendering- plus that way it means less time on the heat and an even more uniform doneness

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    @desc @Elldren @Shivahn @surrealitycheck @Pony @MrAnthropy

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    "so calm your fucking tits"

    I've seen this from two different people on two totally different videos on Youtube.

    Where the fuck did that comment come from? "Calm your tits"? Really?

    It's a common british slang expression iirc.

    Belasco32
  • GimGim a freak without warning Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Is OTLC's real name "Sex Machine"???

    I mean, it's not not Sex Machine.

    ! ! !

    spool32Belasco32
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Oh and @Elki ^^^^^

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    darkest dungeon is very fun but i can't do more than a few crawls at a time

    the stress affects me... as much as it does them.....

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Drez wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Ubisoft games I've played in the last few years.


    Grow Home
    Assassin's Creed Unity
    Child of Light
    Far Cry 4
    South Park: The Stick of Truth
    Valiant Hearts: The Great War
    Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
    Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
    Rayman Legends
    Far Cry 3


    I didn't like Unity's incredible amount of busywork, I thought that was awful. And Far Cry 3 gating abilities behind a main story I didn't care about. And Blood Dragon being kinda lame. Otherwise, I have good memories of what's there.

    Yeah.

    Syndicate is pretty good, too. And Far Cry 4 was damned great, even if it has Too Much Content syndrome.

    Watch Dogs is an abomination, though.

    Oh, I forgot about that one. The 4 hours I played wasn't good; seemed to a have few interesting but half baked ideas. I hear there might be a sequel announced/released this year, so I might be down for that. They might also be going away from annual releases for AssCreed, which would be nice.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Man, Youtube is like a graveyard of excellent singers who eventually just fade away and stop producing videos.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Oh and Elki ^^^^^

    Yeah, it's great, I love it. I picked up before it made its way to Steam.

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    Jacobkosh
  • simonwolfsimonwolf here, where the loon keens there, where the moon leansRegistered User regular
    I enjoyed my time with Black Closet

    Mostly because on one of the romance routes you can get the girl to call you "senpai"

    but there were other, compelling reasons to like that game

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    "Blameless Cleric" why are the names of other wizard schools in Harry Potter a thing im seeing people freak out about?

    Sometime earlier yesterday or the day before, I think, she let out a bunch of never-before-seen information on Wizarding schools via pottermore. I'm sure you can imagine why this is kind of a huge deal!

    Like, now we know that - Africa has the largest wizarding school in the world, Uagadou, which specializes in WANDLESS MAGIC which is SUPER FUCKING COOL and they take students from all over the continent! And there was a bunch of other info too, including new stuff about Beauxbatons and and Durmstrang.

    But ofc, the thing you're probably seeing the MOST freaking out about is info she's been teasing forever

    The American academy of Magic is... Ilvermorny :D

    Apparently it was started by indigenous people which is pretty cool

    Ilvermorny still super british ass name 2/10

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    It's by the same folks who did Long Live the Queen, which pulls from a similar niche of Japanese story games but is super fun.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Division is fun and the pvp is at least different.

    Made the mistake of taking on the garden hard mode solo. So much harder.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    It's by the same folks who did Long Live the Queen, which pulls from a similar niche of Japanese story games but is super fun.

    Ah! I loved Long Live the Queen. Buying this right now.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Man, Youtube is like a graveyard of excellent singers who eventually just fade away and stop producing videos.


    100 million views wtf

    Drez
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    This is great:

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    this show is so goddamn dumb why am I still watching it

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Kana wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    It's by the same folks who did Long Live the Queen, which pulls from a similar niche of Japanese story games but is super fun.

    What kind of gameplay does that have?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    This is great:


    this guy auditioned with this for the voice

    Drez
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    this show is so goddamn dumb why am I still watching it

    Vampire diaries?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    It's by the same folks who did Long Live the Queen, which pulls from a similar niche of Japanese story games but is super fun.

    What kind of gameplay does that have?

    sort of a visual novel story, but each day you can train in different skills and change your girls mood and stuff.

    Since you have no particular way of knowing what skills you are actually going to need until it happens, it tends to encourage a strangely rogue-like focus on lots of failures and replays.

    It is really super charming.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    this show is so goddamn dumb why am I still watching it

    Vampire diaries?

    well

    not THAT dumb

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
    should i go see this band... alone

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    I do everything alone

    Gim
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ha, this one's reversed; it's got a steady title card but it's Schwarzenegger's name that's jittery.

    https://youtu.be/Y1txEAywdiw?t=116

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I ordered some stuff last week from a place and I didn't notice one of the things was from a secondary vendor. So it took a full week before they even started shipping the package. I go to check the tracking and the thing left Baltimore yesterday afternoon, but they claim it'll be here tomorrow. I don't believe them. It takes at least a day for anything to get here from Spokane, let alone all the way across the country.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    "THESE CONTAIN CYANIDE" is overblown, because there are a ton of different cyanide compounds

    That said why are you eating the pits, stop that they're gross

    I'm not a botany but it looks like they probably aren't great for you, even if they're not omfg i die now

    Because the alternative is walking all the over to a bin to throw them away.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ok bed. Really excellent first day!

    Khoo came to fancy dinner omggggg :)

    Tomorrow I make a photobomb thread, so that people can spend 2 pages telling me I don't know what photobomb means.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Is OTLC's real name "Sex Machine"???

    Hey that's my name too!

    Whenever I go out
    The people always shout
    There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Sex Machine
    Da da da da da da da

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    GimKana
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This headline is accurate!

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  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited January 2016
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    So guys my hunger for mystery games led a friend to recommend me Black Closet, an indie game on Steam, and....it's pretty great!

    You are the student council president at a fancy all-girls private boarding school and your job is to prevent scandals from ruining the school's reputation by solving problems and menacing troublemakers. You're like half Veronica Mars and half Gestapo.

    The game generates cases procedurally. A girl might have run away, or school supplies could be going missing, or someone is spreading gossip, or a g-g-ghost is haunting the dorm. And there are more serious problems, like drugs or suicide threats. Each species of problem has several subtypes - sometimes the suicidal girl is depressed about a breakup, sometimes about a test, other times she's the victim of malicious gossip from one of her friends or nother ome at all was at fault and it's all a big misunderstanding.

    You send your Student Council minions to question witnesses, search crime scenes, tail suspects, harass troublemakers, and so forth. Your friends have stats that make each of them more likely to succeed at certain jobs, and those skills can be raised through experience. You can't take too many school days to work a case, though, or events will build to a disastrous climax (the billionaire alum's daughter fails her big test, someone ODs, the stolen selfies are posted online).

    It actually works! I didn't think procedural mystery generation was possible, but this game cracks it by turning it into, effectively, a worker-placement puzzle. But the semantic content isn't just fluff; you have to pay attention to the text to figure out what you're doing. They aren't hopelessly divorced from one another.

    There's also an overarching, non-procedural story involving you, your friends, death threats, and a conspiracy to destroy the school. And your friends can be chatted to and have their own stories and wuestlines (and romances).

    I was super skeptical when my bro suggested this, because the screenshots made it look like anime lesbian high school porn simulator 3000, but it's a completely legit, addictive, and well-written little game so far. I recommend it!

    It's by the same folks who did Long Live the Queen, which pulls from a similar niche of Japanese story games but is super fun.

    What kind of gameplay does that have?

    @Jacobkosh

    LLTQ is broadly similar to Black Closet, but without procedural mechanics and without minions.

    You improve the main character's stats over time and the pre-set storyline can fork in a few different ways depending on your stats and on how you decide to resolve conversations and events.

    There are lots of ways to die—assassinations, bad luck, reckless decisions—so for a while you focus on learning how to avoid the fatal endings.

    Personally, LLTQ was a bit of a grind: oh, I didn't train [x] to level [y] so now the game ends and it's time to click my way back to a similar-but-slightly-different game state.

    I liked LLTQ alright, but I liked the gameplay and ambience and storytelling of Black Closet much better.

    kedinik on
    Jacobkosh
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Bro, sister in law and nephew are going a cruise. This means looking after their cats. For the next week I will have four cats in the house. :o

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