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Oregon Militia: All aboard the crazy train.

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    Maybe they're going to use the "Airheads Defense" where they start asking for naked pictures of Bea Arthur and football helmets full of cottage cheese?

    Nothing wrong with a little snack after you jerk it.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    Hasn't Fiore been supporting them since day 1?

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    No, she's completely on their side. This isn't some random person they called for.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    WTF - "We didn't want to be occupiers anymore, so we're making sacrifices by camping outside, peacefully!"

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    Her initial argument of "the courts are the appropriate venue to defend your rights" only worked for about 5 minutes.

    Edit: You're already outgunned! / ALL bullets are "for murder".. or are their guns loaded with rock salt?

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Lol @ the camping,

    We made sacrifices, we went without french vanilla creamer! And our gummi dicks were sugar free!

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    Hasn't Fiore been supporting them since day 1?

    Yeah. I'm not saying she isn't an asshole, but at this point she has to be all in on a peaceful resolution and part of that means even if she wasn't on their side, she'd have to pretend to be.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    "They've been brainwashed by the news!, I know this because Fox news told me!"

    At this point I'm waiting for Andy Kaufman to pop out

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Michelle Fiore: "we're having trouble with our cell phone, we're going through a pass or something."

    It's called the Cascade Mountain Range you dimwit. Yes, it is a pass. Or something.

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Hahaha. All of this is because of video games.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Tyranny is taking away your video games!

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    Mvrck wrote: »
    Hahaha. All of this is because of video games.

    Jack Thompson was right!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mvrck wrote: »
    Hahaha. All of this is because of video games.

    Damn you right wing nutjob simulator 2014!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I wasn't paying attention to the stream, but suddenly the live chat is about video games.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    It's actually about ethics in armed occupation of federal property?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    This now sounds like right wing radio.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    And Common Core makes an appearance.

    But at least they're bitching about Obama instead of stroking martyr fantasies.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited February 2016
    This country is apathetic and doing nothing!
    We're just camping

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    "Everyone is trying to talk us out of this, why isn't anyone trying to talk the FBI out of it?"

    ummmmmm......

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    DracilDracil Registered User regular
    Half of this stream is basically this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seKaU-qQuts

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    This is like listening to a really poorly written/acted criminal minds episode.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    Hasn't Fiore been supporting them since day 1?

    Yeah. I'm not saying she isn't an asshole, but at this point she has to be all in on a peaceful resolution and part of that means even if she wasn't on their side, she'd have to pretend to be.

    I'll even allow that her primary motivation is that her walking out with them is going to get her a seat in Congress.

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    DracilDracil Registered User regular
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    Hasn't Fiore been supporting them since day 1?

    Yeah. I'm not saying she isn't an asshole, but at this point she has to be all in on a peaceful resolution and part of that means even if she wasn't on their side, she'd have to pretend to be.

    I'll even allow that her primary motivation is that her walking out with them is going to get her a seat in Congress.

    It's certainly a gamble. If she succeeds, she probably will be able to milk this for a long political career. If she rolls a 1, she might end up dead in the ensuing firefight.

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    SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    "You guys want us to pick up mcdonalds on the way there?"

    Fucking classic.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    "Do you guys want McDonalds? We don't want to go to jail."

    You know, I don't think those words have ever been spoken in that particular order before.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    lol
    y'all want some nugs?
    who wants some nugs?

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I think that Fiore might be in Sisters Oregon now, there's a McDonalds right by the highway from the westside that you hit as soon as you come out of the trees. There's also a really good coffee stand and shake shack just down the road.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Sounds like a productive sidebar going on here, Sean sounds like he's leaning toward not dying. .

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    VOTE FOR PEDRO

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dracil wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    dispatch.o wrote: »
    I just, I still can't get over how there is a government official on the phone that's on their side about how government is evil and bad and out to get them and there's just so many wtf tangents that my brains just basically begins to do my avatar.

    I believe it's less about being on their side and more about encouraging trust. Having worked in an ER. You don't argue with Crazy. You agree to whatever they have to say, get them in a position where they can't harm you or themselves and then let someone who has the full time job of diagnosing mental illness talk with them.

    Hasn't Fiore been supporting them since day 1?

    Yeah. I'm not saying she isn't an asshole, but at this point she has to be all in on a peaceful resolution and part of that means even if she wasn't on their side, she'd have to pretend to be.

    I'll even allow that her primary motivation is that her walking out with them is going to get her a seat in Congress.

    It's certainly a gamble. If she succeeds, she probably will be able to milk this for a long political career. If she rolls a 1, she might end up dead in the ensuing firefight.

    I can't see how helping militant dead enders will get her a congressional seat, but America has disappointed me before.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    IskraIskra Registered User regular
    PEDRO!

    "They're trying to troll us!"

    Amazing

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    I think that Fiore might be in Sisters Oregon now, there's a McDonalds right by the highway from the westside that you hit as soon as you come out of the trees. There's also a really good coffee stand and shake shack just down the road.

    If she was smart she'd have flown into Medford and stopped at the only In-n-Out in the state and then had a leisurely 11 hour drive with actual good food.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    lol
    y'all want some nugs?
    who wants some nugs?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Wait WTF they are getting trolled on the conference call!?

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    The live feed has been replaced by the Benny Hill soundtrack, but I think that may just be my brain.

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    MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Dammit, I gotta go to bed, I'm going to miss all this juicy stuff. I hope it gets resolved peacefully, but I'm expecting the worst when I wake up.

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    IskraIskra Registered User regular
    Those darn liberty hating trolls!

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    This is fucking bananas

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