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Welcome to Wrestlemania Week [Wrestling]

NiryaNirya Registered User regular
edited March 2016 in Social Entropy++
GET IT?

BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA!

AND THIS IS A BUMP IN THE ROAD!

THIS IS GENIUS GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY!




ALSO LISTEN TO IT'S A WORK!

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Let me start off this thread right...

    with a gif of Byron Saxton's terrible finisher.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I was under the assumption that this was a GI Joe themed pay per view.

  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Let me start off this thread right...

    with a gif of Byron Saxton's terrible finisher.

    Halfway through his finishing move, the nagging voice in the back of Byron Saxtons mind finally piped up and said "Hey, the Miz does this move, you can't do it" and then he panicked.

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  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Early contender for OP of the year right here.

    For real Nirya I needed that.

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  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Let me start off this thread right...

    with a gif of Byron Saxton's terrible finisher.

    what in the fuck

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    No VGCW mention, smh

    well here it is, the wonder of VGCW, where the MitB match has longer intros than the match itself

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdW9MxvJOFg

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    I was under the assumption that this was a GI Joe themed pay per view.

    the Rock to walk out with the blu ray

    if ya smell what I'm cookin'

  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    I totally want to buy tickets for Roadblock, but apparently the only seats left are by the main stage and cost $350(I try searching for the cheaper tickets and its all "Sorry, can't find those. How bout these super expensive tickets?")

    Also it's on a Saturday night and I work weekends and wake up for work at 3:30am(though booking Sunday off wouldn't be much of an issue).

    But man, $350 is way too steep for a glorified house show, even if I do get to live my dream of dressing up as Dean Douglas and carry a sign giving Enzo and Cass a failing grade in spelling because it's spelled S-O-F-T SOOOOOFT.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Early contender for OP of the year right here.

    For real Nirya I needed that.

    I am the wordsmith of my generation.

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  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Let me start off this thread right...

    with a gif of Byron Saxton's terrible finisher.

    what in the fuck

    Did it look like that every time?

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
  • existexist Registered User regular
    The fuck

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  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    I'd totally vote for him(if Rhyno is the name on the ballot. Gotta protect kayfabe)

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Let me start off this thread right...

    with a gif of Byron Saxton's terrible finisher.

    what in the fuck

    Did it look like that every time?

    You're assuming a lot about Byron Saxton winning matches...

    edit: but yes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fLwDlKMfA

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    For my first post I would like to make my usual statements.

    Stardom & joshi is fantastic.
    Dean Ambrose should not be in the main event.
    Naoto is great.

    And my new hot take: this season of LU isn't grabbing me like last season.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular

    if he promises to wear that outfit everywhere:

    rhyno for president

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »
    For my first post I would like to make my usual statements.

    Stardom & joshi is fantastic.
    Dean Ambrose should not be in the main event.
    Naoto is great.

    And my new hot take: this season of LU isn't grabbing me like last season.

    One of these is a terrible idea

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • nicopernicusnicopernicus Registered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »
    For my first post I would like to make my usual statements.

    Stardom & joshi is fantastic.
    Dean Ambrose should not be in the main event.
    Naoto is great.

    And my new hot take: this season of LU isn't grabbing me like last season.

    I kind of agree with the LU bit. I'm still enjoying it but not as much. Probably because I miss Dario Cueto (he's such a better actor than Catrina).

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah

    I am happy Becky kept her spot

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I like her being referred to as "Ms" Charlotte from now on.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Oh yeah the Atlanta crowd on Tuesday LOVED Ric Flair and treated him like a hero.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Looking forward to checking out this Stardom channel jawn this weekend!

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    In an effort to compete with WWE, New Japan owner Takaaki Kidani announced Thursday that the company will be bringing back the Super J Cup this year, a one-night junior heavyweight tournament that is clearly the company's shot at WWE's cruiserweight tournament on the WWE Network.

    The Super J Cup, which has occurred five times previously, the most recent being in 2009, will take place on 8/21 at the Ariake Coliseum. New Japan, Ring of Honor, CMLL, Pro Wrestling NOAH, Dragon Gate, Suzuki-Gun, Zero-One and K-Dojo all will participate.

    At today's New Japan show at the Ota Ward Gym, NOAH president Naomichi Marufuji and K-Dojo's Taka Michinoku appeared to say wrestlers from their companies would be competing.

    They also announced the revival of the Tiger Mask television cartoon, which was a famous series in Japan during the 1970s. New Japan wrestlers will be characters in the new series which the company hopes will open up their audience more to kids. When making the annoucement, Kidani even made a remark that this is something WWE won't be able to do.

    So we get two potentially amazing wrestling events this year.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular

    if he promises to wear that outfit everywhere:

    rhyno for president

    Comes out to the state of the union and this is what you hear
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjo8dimG63M

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular


    Man, he had just started walking again, incredibly sad.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    BREAKING ENZO SNAPCHAT UPDATE

    He recorded the GOP debate where Ted Cruz has a weird thing on his lip and talked shit over it and covered it in emojis

    I love

    Enzo Amore

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  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    So, the person pinned in the Fastlane main event gets a shot at the title before the winner, when the entire point was to win a title shot. Talk about a worthless ppv/event.

  • AJRAJR Some guy who wrestles NorwichRegistered User regular
    Ms Dapper wrote: »


    Man, he had just started walking again, incredibly sad.

    I'm not ashamed to admit I cried seeing him get into the ring unassisted late last year. The fact that it's only been a few months since that moment is a real gut punch.

    Too many wrestlers are dying young.

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    AJR wrote: »
    Ms Dapper wrote: »


    Man, he had just started walking again, incredibly sad.

    I'm not ashamed to admit I cried seeing him get into the ring unassisted late last year. The fact that it's only been a few months since that moment is a real gut punch.

    Too many wrestlers are dying young.

    Men were not meant to take punishment at such a rapid pace. MMA fighters get decent downtime between bouts. Wrestlers don't have that luxury and it shows. Hell just look at this year. Dudes arms are practically shooting out of their arm sockets like they are spring loaded. They need to have an A and B Season in wrestling so they can alternate between rosters so guys can heal after big matches.

    I honestly think it was easier in the attitude era. New Age Outlaws need a month off? Put Head Cheese and Crash Holly on a few shows.
    Everyone from the TLC Match has blown out their asshole? We'll focus on some new guys to take up the #1 contender status but they have to go through the Brothers of Destruction first.

  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Geddoe wrote: »
    So, the person pinned in the Fastlane main event gets a shot at the title before the winner, when the entire point was to win a title shot. Talk about a worthless ppv/event.

    No, the entire point was to win a shot at the title at WRESTLEMANIA. A prize, itself.

    Side note, what's HHHs entrance this year? Probably not Terminator. Hopefully not another giant throne, golden skull, not-conan HHH. Hmm...Iron Throne HHH?

    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Full corporate, skull limousine.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Legacy wrote: »
    Geddoe wrote: »
    So, the person pinned in the Fastlane main event gets a shot at the title before the winner, when the entire point was to win a title shot. Talk about a worthless ppv/event.

    No, the entire point was to win a shot at the title at WRESTLEMANIA. A prize, itself.

    Side note, what's HHHs entrance this year? Probably not Terminator. Hopefully not another giant throne, golden skull, not-conan HHH. Hmm...Iron Throne HHH?

    An Iron Throne of Sledgehammers would actually be really fucking cool.

  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    Legacy wrote: »
    Geddoe wrote: »
    So, the person pinned in the Fastlane main event gets a shot at the title before the winner, when the entire point was to win a title shot. Talk about a worthless ppv/event.

    No, the entire point was to win a shot at the title at WRESTLEMANIA. A prize, itself.

    Side note, what's HHHs entrance this year? Probably not Terminator. Hopefully not another giant throne, golden skull, not-conan HHH. Hmm...Iron Throne HHH?

    Homer Simpson's entrance against Drederick Tatum is my hope.

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Which movies are there?
    My money is on Shredder, to promote TMNT2

    Maybe a shark to promote Baywatch?

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Which movies are there?
    My money is on Shredder, to promote TMNT2

    Maybe a shark to promote Baywatch?
    Dread Lord Dormammu

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    No, too late, my heart is set on Triple H dressed as a shark cutting a promo on lifeguards

    Interrupted by The Rock in red shorts, of course

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  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
    I'm sure if they could figure out the tech of a hover throne, we would be getting Thanos.

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