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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    aha i found it
    "Creaming on my boyfriends little dick"
    "FOREPLAY WARM UP SESSION WITH ZACK BEFORE HIS BIG DICKED BRO FUCKS ME"

    etc

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    a shame about the beard though

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    but spool, it is a longtime dream of mine to judge an iron chef competition

    I just want accomplished cooks to serve me delicious and beautifully plated food

    that's no problem, we rotate judges frequently!

    We could also use Shokugeki rules and the only thing that matters is having an odd number of judges.
    Im sorry this badass is the only Iron Chef I recognize

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    BROTH OF VIGOR

    corrected for you bro

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Quebec what are you doing.

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    wow Canada you are -kinky-

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Quebec what are you doing.

    12z12r8t4c0l.jpg

    wow Canada you are -kinky-

    I mean, it's better than America where like half the country is into step family.

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Eskimo?!?

    That's a thing?

    Edit: one time I went to an Eskimo hooker. She rubber her nose on my dick for a half hour and charged me 200 bucks.

    rockrnger on
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Does the fact that I don't get a tax refund anymore mean I've...arrived? Is this what adulting feels like?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    Sometimes I sell my stuff on Ebay
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Stacey you fucking slut

    Who am I to turn a lady down?

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

    does this mean no one hates a quebequoi quite as much as another kwebecky?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Eskimo?!?

    That's a thing?

    porn so problematic

    i only masturbate to the most carefully-curated fair trade inuit erotica

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Quebec's most searched term being "Quebec"

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Quebec porn, that most salacious of erotica.

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  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    probably not since ultimately anime will be the downfall of us all.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

    i think it's highly illuminating that @Nova_C is one of like fifteen people that live in the northwest territory

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Quebec what are you doing.

    12z12r8t4c0l.jpg

    Loooooooool

    nine months later Alasie, gave birth to a baby boy.

    She died in labor.

    Liam never knew he had a child and continues to eskimo creampie teens to this day.

  • cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Quebec what are you doing.

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    wow Canada you are -kinky-

    Seriously.

    For the most part 'Murica just wants to see two girls make out.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    It is super weird how much these dudes are obsessed with cuckolding, especially interracial cuckolding.

    It's like when you find out an old white racist dude has this secret collection of interracial porn, and it's not of white dudes railing black chicks (which would simply be he just has a thing for black women) but is instead tons of porn of white women getting fucked by big cocked black dudes.

    And it's like man, there is stuff going on there. is that dude secretly gay for the ole BBC and has deep-seated self-loathing that manifests as racism and terror about miscegenation and cuckolding? Or is it more complex than that? Who knows!

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    dude likes a bit of tickling I aint gonna judge

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

    When did the Northwest Territories oppress anime

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    it wasn't expressly denied when i suggested it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quebec what are you doing.

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    THIS PORNOGRAPHIC FILM IS NOT TRANSLATED INTO QUEBECOIS I CANNOT MASTURBATE TO THIS

    Look unless this porn star can speak in our local patois I can't get an erection.

    Alazull on
    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    and yes I totally had to look up a map of Canadian provinces to figure out the name of that one

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    it wasn't expressly denied when i suggested it
    praise anime

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I think it is HIGHLY ILLUMINATING that regions tend to search for porn involving the populations they have oppressed

    Like holy shit

    When did the Northwest Territories oppress anime

    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/143924/no-you-cannot-have-an-anime-thread-updated-jan-7-2014#latest

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Im sorry this badass is the only Iron Chef I recognize

    1-iron-chef-japanese-rokusaburo-michiba.png

    Yeah but the one from Iron Chef america has telekinetic powers now.

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Quebec what are you doing.

    12z12r8t4c0l.jpg

    Loooooooool

    nine months later Alasie, gave birth to a baby boy.

    She died in labor.

    Liam never knew he had a child and continues to eskimo creampie teens to this day.

    No, not the rising superstar!

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    it wasn't expressly denied when i suggested it

    so is chat now a gambling thing?

    we need to gamble to keep chat going?

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    It is super weird how much these dudes are obsessed with cuckolding, especially interracial cuckolding.

    It's like when you find out an old white racist dude has this secret collection of interracial porn, and it's not of white dudes railing black chicks (which would simply be he just has a thing for black women) but is instead tons of porn of white women getting fucked by big cocked black dudes.

    And it's like man, there is stuff going on there. is that dude secretly gay for the ole BBC and has deep-seated self-loathing that manifests as racism and terror about miscegenation and cuckolding? Or is it more complex than that? Who knows!

    I sometimes wonder if I would have turned out like these people had I kept myself more repressed.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    and yes I totally had to look up a map of Canadian provinces to figure out the name of that one

    that there is a province to the west of the northwest territories always messes me up

    gg on the naming of places canada

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Hey, if you enjoy thinking about riddles, I have a few outstanding ones you might want to chew over.
    In revivifying the east, I brought reparations to the world without failure.
    No-one knows how, but I was brought low. It matters not whether by silver or steel, I lost everything, and yet in so doing I remain unique.
    I thought this gig was fishy. It was a chance to redeem myself, a chance to justify all that had been invested in me, but an act of God wrecked that. God must be watching out for me however, because I was allowed to rebuild myself from the ground up and become much more successful.
    My opponents accuse me of being eternally negative, but I take solace in never yielding, and pride in the contempt a would-be Emperor has for me as I critique his spiritual adviser.
    I had a lot of laughs with my colleagues - our families go back a long way - but when we have to do what we have to do, we do it with the utmost seriousness.
    I was Secretary of State during the Libyan Civil War and a presidential candidate for the Democratic Party in 2016 oh wait this riddle is terrible sorry.
    I served a killer of hawks, a world sensation, their rivals, the would-be Hero of Two Worlds and the ultimate welfare Queen, and now enjoy my retirement not far from someone who could tell me a bit about Denmark.

    the first one is anime. Duh.

    1. Evangelion
    2. Berserk
    3. Squid Girl
    4. Death Note
    5. Kare Kano
    6. Yatterman
    7. Vinland Saga

  • AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    it wasn't expressly denied when i suggested it

    so is chat now a gambling thing?

    we need to gamble to keep chat going?

    Gamble a stamp?

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »

    Seriously.

    For the most part 'Murica just wants to see two girls make out.

    The Brady Bunch and ABC's TGIF lineup fucked us up as a nation.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »

    1. quality abs
    2. that is a really good shirt with interesting lining

    I think that's his necktie.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    hmm what is the legality of an untucked dress shirt with a sport coat

    it looks alright to me

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    There is a thunderstorm.

    In the middle of March.

    @bowen

    Trace on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Can wagering put the recycle point past page 100?

    it wasn't expressly denied when i suggested it

    so is chat now a gambling thing?

    we need to gamble to keep chat going?

    we could not gamble and just solve the riddles and things will be fine

    what happens to [chat] with the gambling is

    well

    a gamble

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wildcard, bitches!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

    Gooby turned over his alt-chat rights to me. In his honor, we will pay homage to the greatest fake-Texan ever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJH-5G9NqHw

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    oil!

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    cowboy boots!

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    @Organichu

    organichu-san

    you honor me

    ヾ(^-^;)

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Food [chat] making me hungry.

    Stahp

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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