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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I sort of love sleeping beauty's bed hair and resting bitch face.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    At that length, just about everything will damage your hair.

    this isn't a "technically" thing tho

    just using shampoo is bad for it as you get rid of all the shit your hair picks up, but also deplete it of nutrients

    that's why you use conditioner

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Certainly dragging it on the ground doesn't help.

    I wonder what the breakdown on 'basically always sweeping the floor' vs 'sheds like someone who has 100 feet of hair' ratio is for cleaning. Could beat having a roomba.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    bought the division.
    hope wife doesn't ask how much.

    PC?

    xbone. my PC is too close to upgrade time

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    At that length, just about everything will damage your hair.

    this isn't a "technically" thing tho

    just using shampoo is bad for it as you get rid of all the shit your hair picks up, but also deplete it of nutrients

    that's why you use conditioner

    what nutrients, exactly?

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Blargh. Woke up at nine this morning and felt ready to puke. Managed to not throw up, went back to bed, slept to 3 pm. :rotate:

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    At that length, just about everything will damage your hair.

    this isn't a "technically" thing tho

    just using shampoo is bad for it as you get rid of all the shit your hair picks up, but also deplete it of nutrients

    that's why you use conditioner

    what nutrients, exactly?
    I dunno vitamin E, don't they have shampoo commercials in Norway?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    At that length, just about everything will damage your hair.

    this isn't a "technically" thing tho

    just using shampoo is bad for it as you get rid of all the shit your hair picks up, but also deplete it of nutrients

    that's why you use conditioner

    what nutrients, exactly?
    I dunno vitamin E, don't they have shampoo commercials in Norway?

    no there's no vitamin E in hair

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Isn't it vitamin B that is supposed to be good for your hair?

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Commercials can't lie.

    Your hair needs the nutrients.

    The NUTRIENTS!

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    At that length, just about everything will damage your hair.

    this isn't a "technically" thing tho

    just using shampoo is bad for it as you get rid of all the shit your hair picks up, but also deplete it of nutrients

    that's why you use conditioner

    what nutrients, exactly?
    I dunno vitamin E, don't they have shampoo commercials in Norway?

    elcasi-immunitas? or am i mixing up my bullshit science?

    shit yeah i think that's that bacterial yogurt

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    what was the hair one? enrichium? hypernutrious acid?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Isn't it vitamin B that is supposed to be good for your hair?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_vitamins

    sure don't look like it

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I often have bathtub thoughts about all the bullshit science on shampoo bottles.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Isn't it vitamin B that is supposed to be good for your hair?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_vitamins

    sure don't look like it

    Biotin might be, which is a b vitamin.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It makes a ton of sense that the patent medicine companies in the USA ended up moving onto selling deodorants, shampoos, and toothpastes.
    Dove Men+Care Fresh & Clean Fortifying 2 in 1 Shampoo + Conditioner provides a deep clean and refreshment.
    Dove Men+Care’s best care for oily hair
    Infused with caffeine and menthol
    Strengthens and refreshes while washing away dirt and grease

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Basically any actual studies on effects of this junk on hair are weaaaaaaaaaak

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Shampoos active ingredient is always a modified silicone to make the hair feel smooth.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Commercials would be something I would like to have power over.

    I don't need to be dictator of the world. Just give me a little corner. I'd be so strict. No vague claims to get around having to document the claims.

    Like example, pretty much every single hair product commercials that says it will repair or fix anything

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Obviously Rapunzel wears a turban when not in evening wear.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

    like are you going to showings or are you just vaguely visiting certain apartments for purposes, which must remain both vague and italicized as they are really mafia dealings

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

    Remember to masturbate in each apartment.

    You want to make sure that you will be comfortable if you rent the place.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

    Remember to masturbate in each apartment.

    You want to make sure that you will be comfortable if you rent the place.

    Yes. Bring porno mags to show you are seriously interested.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

    like are you going to showings or are you just vaguely visiting certain apartments for purposes, which must remain both vague and italicized as they are really mafia dealings

    it's for a drug deal. A drug deal that i don`t want the IRS to know about. Because I'm doing it with ISIS.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    i'm nervous.

    I'm going to visit apartments today.

    Nervousness abounds.

    Remember to masturbate in each apartment.

    You want to make sure that you will be comfortable if you rent the place.

    Yes. Bring porno mags to show you are seriously interested.

    Porno mags?

    Do those still exist?

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    The movie is called "Tangled".

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Man, working for CI in the IRS would be great.

    I'd get to be an accountant with a gun.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Man, working for CI in the IRS would be great.

    I'd get to be an accountant with a gun.

    Have you considered just bringing a gun to work anyway?

    I ate an engineer
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Man, working for CI in the IRS would be great.

    I'd get to be an accountant with a gun.

    "It seems you've shot... seventeen people on your first day."

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    And then my ex came over and we made out?


    I guess that's my life?

    ball3r
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    And then my ex came over and we made out?


    I guess that's my life?

    ball3r

    ~_~

    O_O

    u kno

    O_O

    bro.

    Don't worry, everybody


    Shit got weird, and not in the good way

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I'm sorry. The hair is dead. You can't feed it.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    hey guyz

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    I'm sorry. The hair is dead. You can't feed it.

    Unless you are a gorgon.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Man, working for CI in the IRS would be great.

    I'd get to be an accountant with a gun.

    "It seems you've shot... seventeen people on your first day."

    Sometimes you need to kick some assets.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Here we go again.

    Again.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Are you on your own, and is there a road you know involved?

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
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