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[Superheroes] Superman inadvertently snaps neck of Rotten Tomatoes score.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I like seeing movies with friends. It's not really worth it to me if the movie's terrible, though

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    It will never get worse than when me and my friends saw Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

    Nobody knows why we saw that

    Nobody remembers a single thing about the movie

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    So what witty new thread title will we have

    Superman vs. The Punisher in theaters now

    Yeah this sounds about right

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It will never get worse than when me and my friends saw Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

    Nobody knows why we saw that

    Nobody remembers a single thing about the movie

    oh yeah

    that movie happened

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    You guys sound like a joy for your friends to be around

    Why would I shell out $10-$15 to see something I don't want to experience?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    You guys sound like a joy for your friends to be around

    Why would I shell out $10-$15 to see something I don't want to experience?

    Not going is fine

    Was talking about people actively trying to dissuade their friends because of something they didn't want to do

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    You guys sound like a joy for your friends to be around

    This movie isn't happening in a vacuum, despite it's insistence on sucking. There are other things I'd rather do with my friends than sit quietly with them in a crowded theatre for two hours while none of us are having fun.

    That's a whole game of Betrayal at House on the Hill we could be playing!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    You guys sound like a joy for your friends to be around

    Why would I shell out $10-$15 to see something I don't want to experience?

    Not going is fine

    Was talking about people actively trying to dissuade their friends because of something they didn't want to do

    Oh no, that's totally different

    Always let your dumb friends do what they want, maybe they'll have fun, maybe they won't

    If they ask what I think I'll tell 'em, but I'm not gonna go "DON'T GO TO THAT MOVIE, IT DOESN'T GET SUPERMAN RIGHT"

    I will warn them if I think/hear a movie isn't any good, but that's separate from "I care a lot about interpretations of a specific character" or whatever

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    don't give people shit for wanting or liking a thing you don't

    and don't go along with it even though you know you are going to hate it because being a wet blanket the entire time isn't cool, either

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    You guys sound like a joy for your friends to be around

    Why would I shell out $10-$15 to see something I don't want to experience?

    Not going is fine

    Was talking about people actively trying to dissuade their friends because of something they didn't want to do

    Yeah, I personally don't try to stop my friends from burning their money.

    But if they ask why I'm not jazzed about a new piece of media, I don't hide or hold back.

    I'm honest to a sharpened point with them.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    Him and Tim Burton.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    Him and Tim Burton.

    Those were all warning bullets!

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I have seen bad movies just for the sake of conversations with friends. I have seen all but one of the Paranormal Activity movies just because I like to rag on those to a friend of mine.

    It's a shame that BVS looks more like just a bad movie all around than a ludicrous thing to discuss at a later point, though. I probably should have known, because a friend and I went to see Man of Steel and our usual after movie conversation wound up just being "I have never been so bored while watching a city be destroyed."

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    Him and Tim Burton.

    Those were all warning bullets!

    He killed the shit out of that guy with the TNT!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    the answer is "hey look at this cool batman costume" if we're asking Zack Snyder.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    Him and Tim Burton.

    Those were all warning bullets!

    Burton's Batman is a straight up killer and you KNOW it!!!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Making a list of recommendations for people that ask me about seeing BvS:

    *Zootopia is still playing in some places
    *10 Cloverfield Lane should still be playing too
    *Deadpool might be in the dollar theaters or something
    *Mad Max: Fury Road is now available if you want home entertainment
    *Daredevil Season 2 just went up on Netflix.
    *Heck, Pee-Wee's Big Holiday just went up on Netflix and is probably a better investment of your time.

    In fact, fuck it, I'm watching that Pee-Wee movie this weekend.

    The Force Awakens is finally getting to my local cheap theater this weekend, I think I might see that for the fourth time.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    my hatred for tim burton's batman and my love for tim burton's batman returns are the yin and yang that keep me in balance

    batman sets a dude on fire in batman returns

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    I keep telling people, Batman doesn't kill the Joker because Batman lives in a universe where ghosts are real.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    batman kills the joker

    the joker becomes the new arch-enemy of gentleman ghost

    someone give me dc comics' phone number, i have to pitch this to them right now

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I actually look forward to seeing Punisher Batman

    Because why doesn't Batman just shoot the Joker

    Zack Snyder may hold the answers

    I keep telling people, Batman doesn't kill the Joker because Batman lives in a universe where ghosts are real.

    Please don't take away my dream of seeing Ben Affleck Batman blow away Jared Leto Joker with an uzi

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    isn't Gentleman ghost a villain?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    isn't Gentleman ghost a villain?

    we'll fix that in post

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    isn't Gentleman ghost a villain?

    DCCU (is that the term?) Joker doesn't care about who's a villain and who's not

    He's "damaged," you see

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